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Fit People Stories

!/fXxXxXcXc No.8773300 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Your daily fit people stories thread. I'll begin.

>Be voluptuous mode 355 pounder (186kg)
>Be a shining example of good health, as I take a weekly walk around the city block for my sunday doughnuts.
>July 2011
>Be in my mobility assist scooter (I have a genetic thyroid disorder, which limits me to a scooter 23.5 hrs out of the day)
>Rolling down to the corner stop and shop for a light lunch (a few hot dogs, pringles chips, and DIET soda, no biggie).
>See a bunch of stick mode runners come my way
>ohboyherewego.mpeg4
>group of runners refuses to run in road
>force me to move my scooter to the right side of the sidewalk so the stickmodes could jog on by
>mfw a drop of sweat from one of the men get on my shoe
>mfw stick modes don't know the first thing about exercise
>mfw stick modes are disgusting excuses for human beings
>mfw