Anonymous
>Call a hooker >Ask about the type of service and price range >Bargain the price from 140$ to 90$ >Tell her you're not interested in a cheap whore >Listen to raging >Fap >mfw
Anonymous
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>having a conversation on AIM with a girl I used to "talk to" >walk away to go make delicious shake >did not notice she was telling me about her new crush at the time >was gone for a few minutes >come back to this
Anonymous
>>8832257 > riiiiiiriiiiiiii Holy jesus that chick sounds fucking annoying
Anonymous
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>me and some bros went to vegas >one of my beta friends is in vegas with his family for a wedding >i invite him to come with us to the pool >he brings this really hot blonde 18 yr old >mfw he tells me she's a hooker who he's paying 100 dollars an hour to basically walk around with him and hold his hand.
BioX !WKCDb9bd.w
>>8832257 I am from here on out calling you RiiRii
Deal with it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8832161 >AFK Goddamnit, just type the fucking words out. I'm sick of seeing AFAIK, AFK, FWIW, IIRC, CBA, and all these other fucking acronyms in every goddamn post. Are you THAT lazy that you can't just type out the whole words?
It makes it very difficult to understand what I'm typing if I decide to abbreviate random phrases SATW and YCRI BIDFBTTATAAO. DYUWIM?
Gimmeaname !TFH/p3ZI3U
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>texting >Go take a dump >come back and find like 10 messages in less than 15 minutes >"Well fuck you" >"i don't care about you" >"You'll miss me" >"I didn't mean it" >"You know i love you" >"well fuck you i didn't mean that" >MFW
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
Anonymous
BioX !WKCDb9bd.w
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>>8832307 Pff.. No. Its RiiRii!
Anonymous
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>>8832291 his name irl is Ryan
Anonymous
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>at work, being a waiter >coworker comes up to me (female) >"look at that guy over there he looks really sad" >see sad looking guy sitting alone >"i just want to go over there and give him a hug and tell him everything will be ok. he looks so sad i just want to cry" >she bursts into tears >pokerface.jpg
chad !czK95m8M6E
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>>8832257 I lol'd and then got a fell
>riiiriiii >please respond Anonymous
>>8832257 What in god's name did you do to get that nickname?
>riiiii riiiii >riri Anonymous
>>8832307 Chicks call you RyRy too? Fucking annoying huh?
Anonymous
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I thought 'rii rii' was her saying 'really' is a faux japanese accent, which made it slightly funnier
Anonymous
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>>8832326 ill tell you, he samefagged the whole thread
Anonymous
>RI RI TOP
Marcissus !N9eDLmFsKI
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>>8832326 I don't know.
My mom calls me that, too.
>>8832360 weknowthatfeel
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Even worse:
Anonymous
>meet some chick in a bar >almost reach second base, decide to take it to her house >we fuck for like 3 hours >in each others arms after, enjoying afterglow >get thrown out at 3am >have to walk 7 miles back to my apartment >get this text the next day: "i fucking hate you but im in love with you. get out of my head you fucking asshole." >mfw
Anonymous
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>>8832478 From the sounds of how crazy she is I bet the sex was awesome though
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
BioX !WKCDb9bd.w
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>>8832478 Sounds like she nees a tinfoil hat!
Anonymous
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>>8832368 >Japanese-Beard.jpg >Pei Mei 5/10 because he hates the Japanese
Anonymous
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>>8832393 both of you need to shut the fuck up
Anonymous
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>>8832161 >>8832243 ylilauta on paras :d ja copypaste :D
Anonymous
Marcissus !N9eDLmFsKI
Anonymous
>>8832478 I'm curious how you 'almost' get to second base. Were you groping her stomach and shoulders?
Anonymous
>>8832538 My bad, third base. Her hand was down my jeans wrapped around my shaft, like while we were still in the bar. And I'm pretty sure I bit her boobs.
Anonymous
IRL..I win. >Ex shows up after 6 months apart >Crying, Stomping Feet, Throwing Shit >She needs me back, can't sleep at night (slept with multiple dudes) >Me: LOL NO >Screaming she is going to kill herself, starting kicking and punching, neighbors come outside. >I threaten to call police, she finally leaves >Get email from random email address, saying "I will be back, I won't let us go"
Anonymous
>>8832393 What's the name of that scrambled text near the end? I can't remember it
Anonymous
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>>8832526 lol this is the best reaction ever fuck
Anonymous
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>Get a fuck buddy in college >Mentally unstable as fuck (cutting and shit) >Sex is good enough >One day tells me she needs more than just sex >I tell her she doesn't >She gets mad >Fucks the guy in the room next to me (dormfag) >I don't even care >Fuck her again the next week >Spring term ends, summer begins >Never talk to her again >2 years later never heard from her
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>>8832577 Well, fuck, if we're going to do IRL ones...
>living with girlfriend of three years >watching some shit on television together >stupid fitness infomercial comes on >stare in disbelief at how retarded this fucking contraption is (I think it was the six-second-abs-pogo-stick-thing) >she rages and accuses me of "checking out the girl on the commercial" >I tell her she's being fucking retarded >go to my computer and ignore her raging >half-full wine bottle comes flying over my head, smashes my monitor, she's standing in the living room looking like an Anglo-Saxon crying Hulk >calmly tell her to be moved out by tomorrow when I get home from work, lock myself in the spare bedroom and sleep >wake up the next morning, she's putting her things in her truck >ignore her and go to work >come home from work, half the place is empty and she's nowhere to be seen >whatever, check my email >my mom tells me my now-ex-girlfriend called my mom and told her I was a rapist >mfw Anonymous
>>8832645 I would ruin her life.
BioX !WKCDb9bd.w
Anonymous
>>8832645 >my mom tells me my now-ex-girlfriend called my mom and told her I was a rapist Unforgivable. Ruin her life.
Anonymous
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> break up with girlfriend in February last year > she tells everyone were still together > she drops out of uni > i keep fucking her but tell her no strings > keeps on telling everyone back home were still together > come back for the summer > out with friends when all her friends keep coming up to me asking me if girlfriend knows im out > no one believes me > everyone thinks im an asshole liar
Anonymous
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>>8832572 >pretty sure I bit her boobs Yeah bro, high five! You da man!
Gettin' !sWOLEOXYMM
>>8832360 >>8832307 >>8832420 I know that feel bros...
Since the 6th grade girls have been calling me "Ry Ry" and since as long as I can remember my mom has been calling my "Ry Ry" although my mom stopped calling me it when she heard girls I had over calling me it. What is it with the name Ryan that girls feel like calling us "Ry Ry" or "Rii Rii" instead?
Anonymous
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>>8832645 Pic to ruin life
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
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>>8832657 >>8832678 My mom knew better and the girl and I have made up, since -- that was over two years ago now. We were both too possessive and dominant to be in a relationship with each other... and she was a little unstable to say the least.
I don't have hard feelings over it.
Anonymous
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>>8832645 My girlfriend's gone off with my car
And gone back to her ma and pa
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty
Now I'm sitting here
Sipping at my ice cold beer
Lazing on a sunny afternoon
TheKinksknowthatfeelbro.jpg
Anonymous
>>8832645 that's so unfortunate... you're the only decent trip on this board and you're a rapist. Why bear? Why... I looked up to you...
Anonymous
>she rages and accuses me of "checking out the girl on the commercial" >half-full wine bottle comes flying over my head, smashes my monitor >my mom tells me my now-ex-girlfriend called my mom and told her I was a rapist
And Then I Was A Rapist !xwT15M4gR.
>>8832717 I blame the media.
>>8832722 That just happened to be the "last straw" story... imagine the three years prior to it.
>get accused of wanting to fuck some girl I've known for ten years because I told her that if she and her boyfriend passed through our town on their road trip, they could crash with my (ex)-girlfriend and I >noticing any other girl in the room = I want to fuck them more than her >tip more than 20% at a restaurant = I want to fuck the waitress >don't fuck her one night, I'm no longer attracted to her >start taking my lifting more seriously, I'm trying to attract other women >be on 4chan, only on there because of the nudes that get posted >tell her my sister looked cute, long argument about whether or not I find other women attractive >password to my e-mail not saved in my browser, hiding something >phone always in my pocket, hiding something >don't have a Facebook, hiding something >grab her hip while fucking, I'm trying to make her feel fat >don't want to go with her to visit her parents, planning to fuck someone while she's gone Etc., etc.
Anonymous
>>8832789 I hope the sex was god-like
or
YOU BETA BRO
Gettin' !sWOLEOXYMM
>>8832686 Oh and I guess so I can make this related to the thread I'll post my story. I have alot with my ex but I'll tell this one
>Gf was amazing for the first bit of our relationship >Shit turns sour and she seems less interested >I break things off because I hear from people she's being a giant cunt behind my back >I call her out on all of the shit my friends told me she did and then she tries to explain it all >She never ended up crying which is what I wanted to watch her do mostly just to boost my ego but still >Hear from my friends that she is in shambles and is literally in a depression like state crying because everything reminds her of me >I agree to meet up one last time so she can "explain" things >Halfway through she looks at me and says she was going to tell me she loved me but I broke up with her >She also made her facebook status abunch of BS about love and shit saying "I love you" and having all her friends like it >I laugh when she tells me she loves me because our relationship was so fucked up theres no way she could have felt anything >She tried to use "I love you" as a last resort to try and get me back as if being a guy that means shit to me... >Fast forward about a week and I saw her in a grocery store with her family >I was with my buddy who works there and we just popped in so he could get his schedule for the next week >When I saw my gf she was looking the other way and none of her family saw me so I figured I'd avoid the awkward "hey" and go through the aisles to get to where my buddies schedule is >He goes in the back to get his shit and I wait for him to come back in this time I'm just fucking around on my phone >He comes back and we leave >I hear later from friend that my ex is telling people I RAN AWAY FROM HER IN PUBLIC >ALL OF MY FUCKING WHAT >She was on the other half of the grocery store when I saw her anyways, she was never within a 30ft radius anyways... All of my what? Girls are so fucking stupid...
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
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>>8832813 Of course it was.
Prozac !!D00bYnrEhis
>>8832667 I too know this feel.
>back in the day >was going out with a complete cunt >we wanted to have sex but the bitch started crying the second I put it in okay.jpg
>we break up soon after >I'm chill with it >she isn't >talks a bunch of shit >tells everyone that I raped her wat.png
>go to court for rape soon after >court drops the case because no evidence >she still tells everyone I raped her we only had sex once and I stopped when she was crying, could not keep going
>mfw And Then I Was A Rapist !xwT15M4gR.
>>8832831 >I stopped when she was crying, could not keep going Does not compute.
Anonymous
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>>8832605 MANY MANY THANKS
anonybro
Anonymous
>See this thread > Think about my GF's anxiety and depression >Think about how she flipped out when I said I just want to be alone one Saturday night >Think about what would happen if I ever dumped her >The horror...
Anonymous
>>8832292 >Goddamnit, just type the fucking words out. I'm sick of seeing AFAIK, AFK, FWIW, IIRC, CB >I'm >Implying that isn't an abbreviation Anonymous
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>>8832900 It's a contraction.
4/10
I responded
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
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>>8832880 If you were to break up, you'll find dozens of other girls that aren't so fucking neurotic and needy and jealous and weird and fuck just as good or better and you'll only think about her sometimes.
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>>8832831 >Ex tells me her last boyfriend raped her. >Crys first few times I fuck her because she is 'traumatized' >We break up a year later, she tries to kick my ass then calls cops saying I hit her. >I get arrested and charged with 3 felonies. >All charges dropped because they were bullshit. >Cost me over 5 grand when I was 18. >She tells everyone I raped her. Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
Andrew the Fatty !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>8832789 Jesus dude, you just took me down memory lane with that shit.
> dating girl for 4 years, she does ALL of that shit... ALL of it... > we're at dinner one night, discussing random shit > she brings up "If you could sleep with any famous person, who would it be?" > my gf is 5'2, short legs, 7/10 face > I say "Hmm, I dunno... Anne Hathaway maybe?" > "So you find tall girls attractive?" > "I guess, she's just a beautiful woman" > "Well I'm short, and she looks nothing like me" > "Wow... OK, who would you pick?" > "No one, I was going to say you." > "I'm not famous..." > "It was just a test to see if you thought about sleeping with hot girls" > I look at her for a good 10 seconds without blinking, look down at my dinner and eat in silence for the next 10 minutes > I then put half the bill on the table, get in my car and go home > mfw I get a text from her a few hours later saying "Don't be all shitty with me, you're the one who said you'd fuck another girl!" MIND.GAMES.JPG
Anonymous
>Be with GF for 2,5 years >Got her into fitness and shit >Goes to the same gym >Alot of fightning last 6 months >Break up with her >She goes batshit >Tell everybody how abusive I was >Talk alot of shit >Try to get me back >I accidently fucked her friend >She finds out after hacking my facebook >She goes apeshit >Fucked the entire gym we go to >Iamokwiththis.jpg
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>>8832959 Hahaha. That's my ex's shit-test too, which I "passed" because I legitimately don't find "celebrities" attractive but the two I picked when she kept pressing it (Shannen Doherty and Sara Gilbert, don't hate) have similar looks and personalities with her.
Mine was 5'6" though, so I know they aren't the same girl... which means multiple instances of this neuroticism exist in the wild. Pic semi-related.
Andrew the Fatty !!rEkSWzi2+mz
>>8832959 > she's also a typical "men should pay" cunt > pay nearly every time we go out, she NEVER offers to pay > she will suggest doing shit, wait till we get there and then assume I'll pay > last 6 months of dating my employer goes under and I'm jobless > trying to find job, it's tough > we start doing basically ZERO because she doesn't want to pay > complains we never do anything anymore > she dumps me > gets a new boyfriend in a week (I think she was cheating on me) > try to forget about her and block her out with lifting > few weeks later, see her Facebook status "Just went to lunch with ANON, he paid like a real man should..." > all her friends like it > I delete her, ignore all texts and never so much as look at her if we pass in the street Prozac !!D00bYnrEhis
I can't wait until women are extinct and men will be able to reproduce with eachother and world peace will be achieved.
chad !czK95m8M6E
>>8832959 Similar but worst situation
>drinking at sports bar with girl im seeing >she brought her 8/10 friend >she starts conversation about my cock >suggests I show her friend >suggests we go back to her place >her friend blows me while she watches >next day "I can't fucking believe you! I was testing you!!!" >lolwat And not a single fuck
Anonymous
>2011 >not being gay and therefore not having to put up with girl shit
Anonymous
BILLyJeAn !.tizOPz96E
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>>8833049 ihastheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpg
Anonymous
>>8833059 Gay men are usually just as bad as women.
Anonymous
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I feel bad for you guys. You dated some messed up women =/.. though one day my gf might also have a breakdown. =O
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>mfw I get a text from her a few hours later saying "Don't be all shitty with me, you're the one who said you'd fuck another girl!" >90% of girls I have dated have been raped. >This can mean absolutely anything at all, but generally not any actual rape whatsoever. >I now instinctively feel bad for the guys on TV going through rape court cases.
Anonymous
>>8833059 but if you are gay you have to deal with:
-sex with men
-aids
-mental problems from being gay
-aids
-various sexually transmitted diseases
Also being gay is kinda gay
Anonymous
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>>8833092 Gay men are still men, but just like other men.
They still have testosterone, and are rational depending if it's a properly raised bro, or not if he's an attention seeking rights activist.
Anonymous
>>8833019 bear, you seem like a cool guy, why do you go out with these kind of girls? none of my ex's ever pulled this shit but if they did they would be gone in the morning.
Anonymous
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>>8833023 man that kinda shit drives me crazy
>(now ex) girlfriend quits job >lost mine, living off savings >I buy her food and shit for months >she complains we never do anything any more >bitchwearebrokeandlookingforjobs >mfw she breaks up with me >mfw when she gets back with her rich ex >mfw no picture captures the essence mfw >dont even care I was beta, still raging Anonymous
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>>8833127 >mental problems from being gay Anonymous
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This thread makes me feel good that I'm a relationship-less virgin and lost my first kiss to a guy.... no homo.
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>>8833141 It's not like I habitually pick them out hoping they're going to be super-neurotic in two months, they just... end up that way.
The girl I'm most interested in now -- and might actually even date exclusively -- is nothing like that and extremely well-adjusted.
Anonymous
>>8833175 as far as she's revealed
for now
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>>8832985 >I accidently fucked her friend I'm intrigued. How does one accidentially fuck a woman? Trip and fall into one penis first?
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>>8833183 I have my own shit tests, these days. She's passed.
- Doesn't get pissy when I tell her to shut the fuck up
- Sexually submissive
- Doesn't take me seriously when I make fun of her
- Has her own life and career and friends
- Likes to scratch my back
That's all I really need. Shame about her shit taste in music, but otherwise she's good to go... (reggae... whodoesthat)
Anonymous
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>>8832243 >>8832243 You are a hero man.
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>Meet and fuck girl in same day at 15 >fuck yeah virginity no more >Ends up living with me >Fuck and fight routine for months >Moves into parents house and routinely visits for sex and yelling >Monthly calls proclaiming love and apologies >Get a text from unknown number >Fight and fuck continues
DirtyLaundry !Dirty100Z.
Anonymous
>>8832307 holy shit are you my nephew?
Anonymous
Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6
Marriage Stories pt1 Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6 Mon 15 Aug 2011 20:48:00 No. 8833322 Report This is my dad's life story, but I learned something off of it. He's been married 3 times.>his first marriage, have two daughters >one day, his wife came back home from hanging with her friends, and said she wanted a divorce >she couldnt handle being married and having a family >they divorce, and my dad takes custody >dad raises two daughters for all their lives >I get a chance to meet her at sisters wedding, shes mentally unstable, and her family are a bunch of burnouts
Anonymous
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>>8832393 I'm not from murrica,but are many girls actually writing like THIS?That's just...wow.
Anonymous
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>>8833247 >please respond gets me everytime.
And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
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>>8833262 I doubt it. Unless your name is Mark.
Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6
Marriage Stories pt2 Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6 Mon 15 Aug 2011 20:52:00 No. 8833385 Report >>8833322 >dad meets another woman, and have another daughter (call her daughter x) >they marry, but new wife doesn't like my dads kids >she mistreats my dads kids, so my dad divorces to avoid his daughters growing up in an abusive home >as a consequence, new wife takes custody of daughter x >dad does his fucking best to see her, but new exwife does her best to make sure he doesnt get a chance >decides to continue being a single dad to two other kids, pays child support to new exwife >old exwife thats mentally unstable always goes unemployed to avoid paying child support >dad never sees daughter x again, but pays child support My family coming up, and lessons learned.
boxcar !!zlyxsbXRM+N
>>8833385 OFF fuck yeah gonna see them this weak :)
Anonymous
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>>8832844 >And Then I Was A Rapist oh god i lol'd. please keep this name
Anonymous
What kind of guy attracts such craziness? Then you wonder why women think men are stupid. Even men think men are stupid.
Anonymous
>>8833419 >>8833385 Yeah Off is mint, and enjoy the show brah
boxcar !!zlyxsbXRM+N
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>>8833419 >this weak How did that happen? I had it correct before.
>>8833441 Thank you bro
Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6
Marriage Stories pt3 Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6 Mon 15 Aug 2011 21:01:00 No. 8833482 Report >>8833385 >dad meets my mom, have me and my brother >still today have a succesful marriage >tbh my mom is mentally unstable and irrational at times, but shes still my mom nonetheless >continue to see my two step sisters and theyre part of my family then her moms >they like my dad over their mom >daughter x is an adult now, but my dad still pays child support on the count of she attends post secondary >problem is her plans for post secondary are questionable, ie. not enough classes during the semesters, no solid degree plan, HORRIBLE grades >money goes to the mom, and we don't know if its being used properly >dad has had a chance to see her, and has invited her to be part of our lives I really wish I could meet daughter x but from years of being with her mom, I think shes brainwashed into thinking my dads a scumbag. Because of that divorce, my family has never had a good house, car, vacation, etc...
Never get married.
Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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>have a girlfriend summer before freshman year of college >see her the next summer >she has a new boyfriend, but I dont care >we start talking and she stand between my legs (sitting on a stool) and rubs my legs >I just sit back and talk, dont touch her or anything >about an hour later talks to a mutual friend about how "omfg he was all over me" >friend tells me about that >we laugh
Anonymous
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>>8833482 I'm always surprised at how awfully some people type things out. Wat?
Anonymous
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>>8833213 Holy shit... is your girlfriend my girlfriend? All same except she's into Ska instead of reggae...
Anonymous
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>>8833213 Im just saying man, you know that how a girl acts before you start dating exclusively isnt necessarily a good acid test. They can be chill as fuark and then go off the deep end
Anonymous
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>>8833482 I was expecting some big secret that your dad found out.
Anonymous
>>8832826 well, you did ran away, idiot.
Anonymous
>>8833482 >>8833482 i remember you made a thread asking for advice as how to help your dad out of that situation. sucks to hear that it hasn't changed, but your dad should've been telling the court the ex-wife was abusive to the kids and shit and she wouldn't have been granted custody
also how the fuck has the first ex-wife been on unemployment for so long? isn't the law that you HAVE to find a job in x amount of time so that you can pay child support? did your father not see anything the whole life of his daughters?
Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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>>8833538 not if you have some kind of mental problem. But that might just be in America.
Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6
Other comments, then I'll post as anon Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6 Mon 15 Aug 2011 21:11:00 No. 8833563 Report Quoted By:
>>8833482 There's this pic with some bro never seeing his dad, and his mom has hid a bunch of these letter from him. That story hits a bit close to home.
What really pisses me off is that my dad is being taken advantage of from the second divorce, but to this day, still pays child support.
God knows what daughter x's mom has told her... It must be horrible to have a kid that will never be part of your life, let alone never knowing the real story, and not the lies that her mom tells her to justify her irrational behavior.
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Crazy Bitch sends me a message on Facebook, she's at her friends and she's been drinking. She's asking if she can come down to my house but she's ugly as fuck. I say no because I've got work in the morning and she's been drinking and I need to sleep. The next weekend I'm at a party and she walks up and punches me in the face, she justifies it by telling everyone there that I had been saying she was an alcoholic. Crazy Bitch!
Anonymous
Faggot
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>>8833532 >you did ran away >idiot Look who's talking bro.
Hella Jeff !6m4k/uxCN6
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>>8833538 >also how the fuck has the first ex-wife been on unemployment for so long? She would quit her job when she had to pay.
Yeah, that was me who posted that. I'm busy with my own life at the moment, but I was thinking about giving my dad a hand with my brother. My brother knows a bit about law.
Anonymous
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>>8833019 Hey, at least you can pass your girlfriend's.
>First girlfriend posed a similar question to me >didn't know better, actually picked a celebrity >failed that one epically Next girlfriend:
>asks same question >this sounds familiar >not gonna fail this time >say, "I'm not really attracted to celebrities" (partially true) >calls me a liar >still fail epically next girlfriend:
>asks same question >goddamn it all >try to be smart, answer with celebrities with similar looks/personalities as her >nowaynottofailepically.tiff Bitches, man.
And Then I Was a RiiRii !A4gIjT7a26
DirtyLaundry !Dirty100Z.
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All the women on my mothers side of the family are crazy>Grandmother has been married 4-5 times. Has 6 children. Has fucked every man (and woman) she's ever been with over monetarily. Destroying lives. >Aunt #1 is bipolar schitozophrenic. Attacked my mother with scissors when she was 19. >Aunt #2 emancipated herself at 16 to move across the country to be a stripper after almost getting murdered by one of grandmothers friends. One of her friends is stabbed to death with a screwdriver in front of her eyes. Is already loopy, get staff infection in her heart that causes brain clots, gets brain damage. Miraculously survives mostly mentally intact. Now super fucking crazy. >Aunt #3 Seemingly normal. Works her way up in real restate from a young age. Becomes a self made millionaire. Her personal life is shambles, has a weird fetish with middle eastern men. Can't stop fucking everyone in sight, puts her kids through hell with multiple marriages, affairs, and fucked up shit. Eventually over extends herself beyond her means. Starts committing check fraud and embezzlement. Gets sent to prison. >Mother, seemingly normal. Marries my father for 25 years, has two kids, and adopts one. Suddenly she's a lesbian and always has been. Drops father, pretty much abandons family for 3 years before deciding to rebuild bridges.
And Then I Was a RiiRii !A4gIjT7a26
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>>8832420 >My mom calls me that, too. Seriously that's the worst nickname ever.
Anonymous
>Seeing a girl for a few months on and off >she lives 40 mins away, nothing too serious >one time I drive to see her, pretty much as soon as I step through the door she's saying how we shouldn't see each other any more >'ok, why?' >acts cagey for a while then confesses that best friend has cancer (i don't know her) and she can't deal with it and they're all going to shave their heads in solidarity. >'um, ok, I think I'd better go then.' >slightly pissed off i came all this way but don't let on, classy as fuck. >leave, she has tears in her eyes. >cut to, a week later she's texting me like nothing happened and wants to meet up again. >see her a couple more times but eventually break it off.
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didn't happen to me but to a guy i have known since highschool. keep in mind this bitch is a solid 5 lookswise>friend 1 dumps bitch after dating her for 2 months. tells everyone bitch has issues. >within 2 weeks friend 2 is fucking her / hanging out with her all the time. They refuse to say they're dating even though they spend all day every day together >this goes on for six weeks, and all they do is drink excessively (i think they both have problems with alcohol), act like retards together, and have date nights >she goes over his house, says they were moving too fast, and dumps him >over the course of a week they talk on facebook a few times, and make up, and are officially dating >a week goes by, and after a party she explodes after he criticizes her about wanted to try meth, and she PUSHES HIM DOWN THE STAIRS >he snaps back to reality, and dumps the crazy bitch >mfw listening to this bitch talk about anything
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>>8833722 Nah, not her name. A common story though?
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I seriously think lying about rape should be a crime punishable by jail.
Anonymous
>>8833795 couldn't you sue them for slander or whatever if they claimed rape but it got dismissed?
Anonymous
>>8833810 It should be way more serious than that. Being called out as a rapist will inevitably fuck half of your social connections forever, and might fuck with your future employments. Females who lie about rape or getting beaten in relationships should serve years in prison or pay x-bawks hueg fines for it.
Also, it kind of bothers me how females can push guys down stairs and walk up to them and punch them without real consequences. It should be perfectly fine to punch a female in self defence. The fact that they are weaker doesn't mean jack shit, since it's seemingly okay to fight weaker males for lesser reasons
fucking hypocrisy, so much for gender equality
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>Drinking at party >End up in room with chick >Make out, whiskey dick, pass out >Wake up next morning >She's a 3/10 at best >Thank you penis >Day later >She tells everyone we had sex and she's pregnant... After 1 day >Get pat test a few months later >Not the father >Laugh in her face >Question how she managed to get pregnant in the first place >Erryone knows she's fucking crazy now, has no friends >Bitches be crazy
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>dad gets new girlfriend >she looks like Cody Lane plus 20 years and 50lbs >has a mentally retarded son >REALLY, DAD?! >anyways, finding job is impossible, finished with school, no friends, in house all the time >she walks in every day about the same time I'm making breakfast >she says nothing to me, say nothing to her, keep on cooking >dad confronts me about not saying good morning, saying girlfriend is ready to move out because she thinks I rabidly hate her >turns into serious argument, something which has never happened between us >"And what happens when she moves out, then you, then your brother?! I'll be alone then!" >I didn't hate her before, but now I do for killing my dad's masculinity
BioX !WKCDb9bd.w
T&F Jumper !!Y03ivcByvKK
>>8833845 >summer camp counselor >was only a year or two older than the older girls >ran the show basically and was good friends with camp director >in between camps, people who signed up for more sessions stayed at the campgrounds >usually used my fake (was 19-20 at the time) to grab booze >party with the stragglers >hook up a bunch >this one chick was aggresive and she hooked up with me during a camp >i gave her a hickey >we ended up doing nothing sexual (ran outta time) >she goes home and her mom sees the hickey >the girl claims rape >all my new friends at that camp called in to defend >director's daughter said she was her shower partner (bathroom had only 2 showers) and they talked >after 2 weeks she retracted her statement >she calls rape to avoid getting in trouble for kissing a boy >mfw Anonymous
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>2011 >Not having a child in Iceland, where the state pays child support even though they're broke, meaning you can continue the glorious Nordic race for no personal cost.
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>>8833881 Fuck yeah gender equality. The cunts started slapping and beating on him and shit, and he took them out without using dangerous violence
>mfw the problem is that no matter if he's done everything right according to the law, he'll still get the blame for what happened, both in court and in his social network
Anonymous
DirtyLaundry !Dirty100Z.
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>>8832985 >I accidently fucked her friend T&F Jumper !!Y03ivcByvKK
>>8833980 yup, she claimed she got the hickey after i forced myself onto and into her. apparently i want to leave marks when i rape.
it was funny cause a few months later she requested friendship on facebook. lol sure thing bitch
Tex !!vpp3KdPzXDd
Y'all have some psycho bitches. I used to date crazy ho's back when I was 17-20, never again. Here's one:>High school, be running track >little sister also runs track >cute chick I take a shine too also runs track, obviously is into me and whole girls team tells me >fuckyes.jpeg >ask her out, date for a while >Is crazy, but just like teenage girl crazy not accusations of rape/cutting/hatefucking crazy >she breaks up with me when I leave for college >start dating some girl from hong kong up there, meanwhile... >little sister is at school, they have a fire drill and all the kids come outside >ex finds my sister, cries and says that she still loves me >msfw she now believes me when I told her that girl was nuts >little sister is then eating lunch with her friends after school one day, ex shows up >ex asks her if I still have feelings >my sister awkwardly states that that's between me and my ex >I get home to visit and I'm WTFing really hard >Be in army, deployed to Afghanistan >only two months left before I go home, just chilling one day on the fob and checking FB >ex pops up and messages me, saying hi etc >mfw she's in the army too >mfw she tells me she's never felt a love like we had >mfw I never fucked her or ever told her loved her and it had been 4 years since we dated
Tex !!vpp3KdPzXDd
>>8834046 To clarify, it was the stalking of my little sister that made everything so fucking weird. Anyone else have that shit happen?
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>Work with girl over summer >She's dating incredibly boring/controlling guy >I kinda like her, she seems super sweet and awesome >Start hanging out, fuck one night, didn't even plan to try, just happened >Off and on fucking, she's still with bf >after a bit of drama she dumps him, we start dating exclusively, fuckyeah.jpg >She essentially moves into my place without me inviting her >always puts me in dumb fucking situations like at parties ignores me and flirts with guys, then later gets mad that I didn't "come rescue her" >Starts referring to my things as "our things" >One night go to hang out with female friend of mine, she stays on the couch waiting for me. >Jesus fucking christ enough is enough >break up
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>finally get gf to give me head because she was afraid to do things besides missionary >she cuts my dick with her teeth for a few mins and i finally say stop >tell her after that the bj wasn't good because of teeth >well then you don't love me >end first relationship a week later
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>>8834157 >get girl to cheat on her boyfriend with me, thus demonstrating i have no respect whatsoever for relationships >start dating her >leave her at home to go be with another female >wonder why she doesn't trust me Anonymous
>meet the best girl in the world >great character, big boobs, likes vidya >never wants to fuck, maximum 2-3 times a month >after 3 years i cheat on her with 2 random girls >find out later she fucked with my best bro >she now says i'm a bigger asshole because i cheated twice
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>>8834089 >date girl off and on for 4 years >finally end it >she threatens suicide etc etc >keep going through with it >have George Costanza voice in my head from one episode >"You're doing it. You're doing it." >she would stalk me, follow me home from work and try to talk to me etc >less than a year later she is married and pregnant >has kids, twins maybe >husband beats her >no surprise to me, it took every ounce of my strength for me to not hit her sometimes the way she eggs you on >she's getting a divorce >works at Walmart >still asks my sister and cousins about me every time she sees them in the store >says stuff like she wishes we never broke up etc >its been almost 5 years now >was at my sister's apartment a few months ago >go out to my truck to get something >ex is driving by and stops and tries to talk to me >"You can't still hate me blah blah blah" >mfw Anonymous
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>>8834183 of course you would completely skip over the part where SHE would flirt with random guys at every party and then chastise her boyfriend for not "rescuing" her.
She would 100% have cheated on him sooner or later, don't forget she cheated on her former boyfriend.
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>>8832985 >Fucked the entire gym we go to Somehow this is revenge for women?
Oh wow
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>>8834046 >mfw a bitch was so crazy she signed up to be imperial cannon fodder just to get your attention Anonymous
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As a faggot i dont understand you clamdiggers. You all always bitch and complain that your wimminz just nag and bitch and are needy. You all KNOW that men and men or women and women truly do get along better with one another because they are the same and understand one another. Why you ppl would want to be with an "other" or ppl so different is beyond me. We unserstand wat feels best in bed cuz we own the hardware and are more calm and understand other men's minds. Dont y'all like maybe see your mothers in these women? Yarg. Why everybody aint bisexual is beyond me. No balls 4 the stigma perhaps?
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>>8834183 I agree with this guy.
Guy makes a girl cheat and steals some other dudes bf, then when they are together he hangs with another girl by himself and cries that she got irritated about that.
She cooks in lingerie and cleans....yet he dumped her for what exactly?
He cant even bring up the fact she flirts at parties since he does the same thing.
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>>8834159 well if we are talking about crazy fucks and sex. I have one hell of a story for you guys.
>Hanging out with friends at local Community college >Meet this chick there who i had never seen before >Sarah - she has big tits, is maybe 4'9 a decent smile, not /fit/ >I tell her I have to leave, she says she wants to come with me to my car >we start making out >I leave >didn't give her my number >about 3 hours later >get text from random number for me to come over >find out it's her >get tons of texts for me to come over >go over >her brother and his friends hanging outside, meet them what ever >she drags me into her room >awesome Iam thinking. >start making out >she gets naked >bush worse then the fucking amazon >whatever wanna fuck >fingering her, try to eat her out >Eating her out, hear this in a monotone voice "I am climaxing , I am climaxing"
>WTF >don't know what to do >she askes me to fuck her >I fuck her sadly >she won't move >she is like a plank >keeps saying over and over again in that fucking monotone voice "I am climaxing, I am climaxing, I have never climaxed like this before"
>she still doesn't move >She askes me if she can feed >tells me while fucking her, in that monotone voice that she is a vampire that wants to feed >WTF >I check my phone and text my self >In my phone "Work" is actually my number, so when i text my self it says work >Show her text calling me into work >get the fuck out of there >never came >bathed in peroxide Find out later a couple of things. She lost her virginity to her brother ( they are adopted ), her dad is her gynecologist. She claims to have an invisible dragon. She told all of our friends that she loved me and i was the best sex we ever had, and that we were dating. And in love.
god dam she was nuts.
Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE
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>>8832257 >>8832307 My friend Ryan, the best classical pianist I've ever heard, picked up some skank of girl when we were at college together who kept calling him this.
>Told him she was the dumbest bitch I'd ever seen >Annoying, clingy, monumentally stupid and not even good-looking >2 years later, dropped out of university and stole £3,000 of his money >Left him a note, she went to live with her dole scum family >mfw I fucking told him this would happen Anonymous
> Meet girl on craigslist for a date (yeah yeah...) > Date is going great, we get along, we are having fun, she is sexy, etc. > Later in the date she tells me she has slept with 57 guys > Remember she is 21 > Remember she told me she lost her virginity when she was 19 > Proceed to do the math, 57 guys divided by 2 years = 28 ish guys per year, which equals 1-3 per month at least.. > WTF > I don't say anything and just let the date end. > I don't call/txt her back > She starts sending me angry messages and serious threats, alternating with apologies and begging for forgiveness about 20 different times over the next month. > Dodged a bullet.
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>>8834300 Most of what you said in your post was completely pulled out of your ass.
Tex !!vpp3KdPzXDd
>>8834257 Yeah and her dad was a millionaire, so I can't figure out why she'd want to join me on the .mil side of things. Whatever, bitches man
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Tex !!vpp3KdPzXDd
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>>8834338 I had a GF like that.
Why the fuck do I want to hear about how many guys you have fucked? Her number was lower but still, I don't want to hear about it.
DirtyLaundry !Dirty100Z.
>>8834314 >She askes me if she can feed Why didn't you feed her then.
>in monotone voice >I'm climaxing, I'm climaxing. I'm totally going to say this the next time I have sex.
>inb4 never. shot_trip !mWt1/wPyfs
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>>8834355 Where can i purchase such a shirt
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>>8834183 >>8834300 I didn't make her do anything. Like I said, I didn't plan to try to sleep with her, it just happened and she was the one who initiated it.
She was really unhappy with the relationship she was in. She dumped her boyfriend after I told her she either had to stop seeing him or we had to stop sleeping together because I didn't want to be the other man. But even if that hadn't been the case other people's relationships aren't my fucking responsibility they're theirs.
And I'm not allowed to have female friends? What the fuck are you even talking about? And where did you get the idea I was doing all this flirting at parties, because I never mentioned it?
I dumped her because she was controlling, invasive, overly emotional, manipulative, and insisted that we spent 110% of our lives together.
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>>8834356 >>8834375 >>8834398 I wish i making this shit up. She even made a second Facebook account for her dragon.
God dam why did I fuck her? I use to get shit from the dudes at the CC all the time for it. She still thinks that I love her. I should get a pic off facebook to show you guys how much of a fucking mess I was.
Gimmeaname !TFH/p3ZI3U
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Women are the weaker sex and they are told these utter fucking delusions and bullshit. There is a reason why women werent' allowed to vote and so on.
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mfw reading this thread
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>>8834442 No get a pic off facebook of her and the dragon.
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>>8834442 For the love of zyzz, pls post that facebook.
Anonymous
This is shit, but whatever, gotta post some shit
Anonymous
/r/ing pics of the dragon.
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>over at friends house (a lesbian) with my girlfriend >lesbian chicks crazy ex shows up >lesbian and ex go to kitchen to talk >couple min later hear yelling >go in kitchen, lesbians ex has big ass kitchen knife, threatening my friend >fuckthat.jpg >grab crazy ex, disarm her, carry her to the front door, put her outside >I never hit/hurt her >crazy chick managed to tear off a hunk of my scalp, bleeding like crazy, have vicious bite wound on my trap/neck and my face is scratched up >crazy chick outside is throwing stuff at the house >breaks a couple windows, fucks up my friends car >cops come >they talk to girl outside >crazy girl with no marks on her said I beat her up >cops come inside, almost knock my girl down trying to get to me >cops throw me on the ground, hit me a couple of times, go out of their way to dislocate my shoulder while cuffing me >throw me in the back of a cop car, told im going to jail >no one ever talks to me or gets my side of the story >amberlamps shows up >they check to make sure crazy chick is ok, im left bleeding in the bakc of a cop car >my gf and lesbian friend finally get through to the cops, they let me out of the car >cops keep talking shit about how I like hitting woman >crazy girl ends up getting arrested for destruction of private property >cops wouldnt charge her for assaulting me >had to go to the county prosecutor the next day to file assault charges myself so I could make her pay for my hospital bills >mfw she still didn't get an assault charge, got off with a disorderly conduct and only had to pay my bills, not even probation.
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>>8834524 >>8834497 >>8834488 >>8834481 jesus she might have a fucking twitter.
getting the pictures now. I removed her from facebook a while ago. need to find them.
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>>8834500 >msn messenger VoIP master race reporting in
nice dubs though
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>>8834442 Reminds me of a girl I knew in High school who said she got pushed down the stairs by an invisible ghost dog and broke her arm
I think she was probably just abused
Gimmeaname !TFH/p3ZI3U
>>8834547 Bean bag shotgun shells or a taser bro
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>>8834589 a hand held taser is great. also, duct tape for securing is good as well once they stop flailing.
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>>8834442 >She even made a second Facebook account for her dragon. I MUST see this....
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And Then I Was A Bear !xwT15M4gR.
>>8834314 >mfw "I am climaxing, I am climaxing" Anonymous
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>>8834589 I have a shotgun at my house, but it wasn't my house. The part the got me was that she even admitted to having pulled a knife on someone and the cops still acted like I was the asshole. Its so fucked up how much bullshit a woman can get away with just because she is a woman. That bitch pulled a knife on someone, broke some windows, fucked up a car, and then she called the cops. Not only did I almost end up going to jail, she almost ended u not getting in any trouble at all.
boxcar !!zlyxsbXRM+N
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>I'm climaxing, I'm climaxing
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>>8834677 >>8834688 >>8834661 >>8834563 alright guys. READY TO RAGE?
http://www.freewebs.com/dragonmaterryokoshadon1989/ that is her dragons website. I can not find her dragons FaceBook account.
this is a montage I made from her Facebook.
>>8834711 o god I LOVE YOU.
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>>8834763 I should mention that she has gained a lot of weight since i fucked her. She use to be thin with really big tits. Not sure wtf she is doing in that picture.
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>"I am climaxing, I am climaxing, I have never climaxed like this before"
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>>8834763 fucking weeaboo detected...kill it with fire
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>>8834763 "WELCOME TO MY WORLD
HERE YOU WILL FIND ALL OF YOUR DEEPEST FEARS COME ALIVE"
what
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fuck
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>>8834763 SoftwareEngineerFag here. That website gave me cancer.
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>>8834763 that site's music gives me the heebie jeebies
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>>8833426 yeah, learned that the hard way
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also, her face when she sees the sudden traffic spike on her site lol>MY DRAGON IS BECOMING POPULAR
Anonymous
>>8833935 To me, it just sounds like you're being whiny, judgmental, and ruining your dad's life. Seriously? You never talk to your dad's girlfriend? You do realize both of them are relying on you to validate the relationship so that they can be happy together? Of course you won't though, because you're too obsessed with the fact that she has a retarded son and looks bad. You must be really pissed over your dad not being married to your mom, bro. You gotta sort that out.
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>>8834547 The pure rage I feel...
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>>8834763 that girl is nasty homie
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>>8834846 wow i should have just done that. why the fuck didn't I think of that? Well played sir.
Anonymous
>>8834848 I use to use sex as a way to make myself worth something,... Sounds gay as fuck, is gay as fuck but I got a lot of pussy and didn't stop to think about what I was fucking to often.
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>>8834835 This is pretty much what I thought too.
>his dad comes to him to try to smooth things over >"GUYS MY DAD IS SUCH A PUSSY WHIPPED BITCH" Anonymous
Anonymous
>>8834889 Got ya. No thats not gay as fuck. You didnt fuck a dude lol. Not gay, just dangerous cause some girls are fucking insane as u no doubt know.
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>>8834957 yeah i have been with tons of crazy fucking chicks. She takes the top spot by a long shit.
Same with relationships. I am in on right now with a crazy chick. But I love her and I am not the easiest person to get a long with. She has no idea about how much sex I have had. Nor would I tell her.
I once got a girl i was sleeping to masturbate in front of all my guy friends with a piece of wood. that was fucked up.
god I have tons of stories of crazy chicks and sex. Some of my relationships.
My last girlfriend before this one was insane too. She would just shut down and not saying for hours if I so much as looked at an other girl or said something wrong......... I can go on.
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>>8834036 >it was funny cause a few months later she requested friendship on facebook i have to leave this thread before i lose all faith in women
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>>8832161 who is this girl? sauce?
i would tell you a funny story about bitches, but i've never been with a girl....
so take pity and tell me the name of that asian girl
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>>8834157 She cheated on her bf with you. Her flirting with other guys at parties is part of her character.
DirtyLaundry !Dirty100Z.
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>>8835118 lmao well played sir. WELL PLAYED.
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Reading this thread makes me kind of glad of leading my pseudo-hikikomori lifestyle.>I need to feed
Anonymous
DA page located.
http://dragonmasterryoko.deviantart.com/ Looks like she's no longer single
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>>8835151 most elaborate PA request ever?
most elaborate PA request ever.
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>>8835151 o god that is fucking sick
Anonymous
>>8834763 >YOU FUCKED THIS WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
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>>8835150 You just don't understand us ;_;
Anonymous
>>8835151 this is her new Boyfriend
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>>8835150 No it was not worth it. I fucked up.
>>8835169 she was a lot thinner.
>>8835184 WTF.
Bro+fist !!4XiLKgQf5kq
Alright, and NOW, here is a story all about how....>Dad gets in bad car accident >Gets out of the hospital >Is all fucked up because of the meds they have him on >His GF who said she would never get married again marries him >AFTER finding out he'll get money from the car accident >She asks me to come home and help my dad etc >Find out she's gambeled(??) all his money away >She tries to get him locked up for a year in the mental system so she can cover this up >Doesn't work >She trys to get him on Felony gun charges >Bro+Fist GO! guess wut, lol no bitch >Bro+fist stops gun charges and makes friends with the cool bro Sheriff. >Bro+fist dips the fuck out to avoid bullshit charges on his own record and leaves the country >Here are some highlights of after that
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>>8835197 >Referring to self as third person >Fucking up greentext I stopped reading
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>>8835197 >Dad I am dissapoint. Dad is beta as fuck yo. Fucking beta dads
Anonymous
>>8835197 you seem to have an ego issue and a few braincells missing
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Hom o pippel :D
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>>8832393 >Live in Camberwell >See this Bro+fist !!4XiLKgQf5kq
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>>8835264 >ego issue = not putting up with beta as fuck dad Anonymous
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>>8832393 Fucking hilarious
Anonymous
Is "the children who cry out at night" here?
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>>8834224 You...kinda were. If you didn't like that you were never able to have sex with her too often, you shoulda broke up with her, not fucked two different other women behind her back. It doesn't excuse her own piss-poor behavior though.
Anonymous
>>8834410 /fit/ widow needs to be a meme
Anonymous
>>8835373 >implying its not Anonymous
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>>8835405 >>8835373 its called corrupted husband.
not /fit/ widow
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So, break up with X who lived across the street. Hot girl, but very violent, beat me all the time. I finally said the crazy sex was not worth it. So adios, we break up.
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>>8834442 Link her facebookpage plz, bitches be crazy.
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>>8834835 I talk to her fairly regularly, just idle chit chat, but she was genuinely upset because I don't ask her about her day, which is something I rarely do. I'm just more frustrated that my dad is accommodating for her on a massive scale, including paying for some home renovations and furniture with money he really doesn't have, because he feels he has to settle or he'll grow old alone and she's gotten into the habit of expecting such accommodations.
I know it feels good to be contradictory, I'll admit I've done it, but you're just being a presumptuous dick.
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>meet ex gf at the age of 15 >have good times dtf all the time >found out she kissed a boy when she was pissed >dumped her faster then i cum. >tell all of my friends and me shes pregnant and takes pic when she blows out her stomach(lol) >says she will report my for rape >for a month she text me she wants me back, ignore the fuck out of here. >APLHA AS FUCK
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>>8832789 hahah, holy fuck, that shit is mental brah
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Party Hard bros, don't let women get you down
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Threads like these always make me doubt about women and if I should continue dating them. The girl I'm dating currently is not really bad, she's pretty clingy.. but she won't flip out if I look at other women or throw shit at me or something.
Anonymous
Here's my conclusion about women: They're on the same level of pyromaniacs. Some are crazier than others, but an emotional connection is possible. But you have to be smart about it, just like you would for a pyro.
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Lots of girls pretend to be nice/respectful/sane at first so that they don't scare the guy off. You should have seen my female flatmate last year when she first got with her latest boyfriend (and all the way up until we left for summer)... she was constantly getting paranoid about things on facebook/things he said/things she thought he said and convincing herself that he was cheating, that he didn't find her attractive any more, that he was hiding something from her or that he was planning to dump her. That was at the flat; whenever she spoke to him on the phone or in person she was overly-cute, calm and laid-back.
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Would read again.
http://chanarchive.org/requests Archive this shit.
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>>8832393 Fuck I love your posts marc.
>no homo Anonymous
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>>8837420 3/4 requests sent. Needs one more.
Anonymous
ARCHIVE THIS HALARIOUS THREAD DAMN IT
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>>8837791 IT IS ALREADY ARCHIVED YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHING NIGGER SHIT EATING SCROTUM LICKER!
Bateman !VUVVAn2YBE
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>>8837134 >Recovering alcoholic Yeah, I'm one of those. The thought pattern went 'shit, I drink myself into oblivion whenever there's alcohol anywhere nearby; bad things are happening to me as a result, I should stop'.
And I did. 4 months in so far and I haven't touched a drop of alcohol. The flaw of your analogy is that men are capable of employing willpower and dedication to overcome their problems. Women, with a few rare wife-tier exceptions, are not.
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facebook[dot]com/ DragonessoftheDark
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>ask gf about weekend plans >doesn't tell until asked about ten times >goes to couple of guys >first gf friend calls and ask why I doubt her >gf calls and says she kissed with nig >don't care >gf calls again and ask some abdul to fuck her >there are actually two guys >dump bitch >cries in the morning and says she will do suicide >her sister comes to her and calls me how cruel I am >say never again >whore sends message that she loves me >ignore >says she got new bf from nig >later read from her blog that nig dumped her and was only for pussy >laught out lots
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>date a girl for a long time >she tells me how much she loves me >i tell her how much i love her >bitches be crazy
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>date girl for three years >she is diabetic and crazy >always thinking im checking out other girls >if i message an old friend who is a girl thinks im trying to fuck them >get depressed tries to kill self >tries to kill self one night by injexting too much insulin >wrestle it out of her hands and she falls hits head >on ground eyes in back of head shaking >im thinking oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck >i slap her a few times she wakes up >next day i tell her to move out cause i will never go through that shit again >she moves out, we still talk and shes getting help for her shit >i move on, interested in new girl a few months later >always get late night texts saying i miss you or i love you >one night get text saying she is making a major life decision >3 am police knock on door asking where old gf lives and shes in trouble >mfw old girlfriend killed herself
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>>8839266 >life decision >she dies HAHAHAHA
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>make a mistake and date a trailer trash girl met at a country bar for a few weeks >stop dating after a bit. >fast forward few months and I'm sitting at the bar, she's drunk and trying to make small talk. >random dude she knows (possibly boyfriend) breaks bottle over the side of my head. >he runs off like a bitch, I bleed like hell. >14 stitches >asked her fr the name, no reply. tell her i don't want to involve her with the cops cause she already has problems with them and cps (shoudln't even be at bars) >she says she'll tell the cops I tried to rape her the first night we met when she was clearly the one coming after me.
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Fucking bitches man. My brother killed himself because of his bitch. She moved herself into his house, got herself knocked up on purpose, he felt obligated to marry her, then she sat on her fat ass and didn't work at all while he busted his through sickness and injury to work as a welder and pay the house and for her kids. She actually bitched at him for not manning up and going to work after he broke his ankle. Meanwhile she was like...5 months pregnant tops, could of worked, but was too lazy. Even after she had the baby, she refused to work again to help pay bills. He wanted to divorce her, but she always threatened that she would take all his money and his house and car and custody of his kid so he'd never get to see her. Fucking hate her with an undying passion. Like, I wish I could say all this shit to her face, and I would probably kick her ass, BUT I feel responsible for her kids. I lived with them throughout their entire relationship, and those kids are going to be fucked up to all fucking hell without a good influence. I figured I have to put up with enough of her shit that I can stay involved with them until they're old enough. Then I can dump her ass and keep a relationship with her kids anyway. Least thats the plan. Fucking whore though. It's been a year and a half since he blew his head off with a gun, and shes the one that found him and get this....shes already pregnant and has another fiance. Bitch is a pro at being a gold digging slut.
TheMachine !!7M4Ys3xDiBW
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Please archive this thread or at least keep it up until I get home. I need my girlfriend to read this whole thing so she stops getting mad when I say most women are retarded. I need some empirical evidence so she doesn't think I'm just venting or exaggerating.
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>Crazy Bitch: Oh, wow... >Me: Yeah possibly. Why's it up to me? haha >Brazy Bitch: Uhmm, because if you don't want to, then we don't have to. >Me: ..It's not that I don't want to. Stop jumping to conclusions. >Crazy Bitch: I wasn't saying you didn't want to. I was just throwing that out there casually.
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>>8839266 Sounds like a..... major death decision to me.
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>>8840459 Why would you say "Why's it up to me?" No wonder she got mad after you went full retard.
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>>8839266 at first i was like
>pic related, but then i was like
>pic related Anonymous
>>8840459 You're a fucking dumbass
Guys are supposed to take the lead, fucking moron.
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>>8833042 Soon buddy, the traps keep getting better, someday we will be able to produce reproductive traps and it will be great.
We can use women for slavery cooking, housekeeping etc. though.
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>>8839266 Wow man... almost that same thing happened to me.
>went out with a girl, liked her at first >eventually realized she was fucking psycho, every time I tried to talk to one of my female friends (who I had known for years longer than her), she'd throw a fit >told her to gtfo >messaged me at least once a week for a year saying she still loved me >eventually stopped responding >eventually the messages stopped coming >found out she killed herself I can't help but feel a little guilt...
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>>8833023 wow, what a fucking cunt. I swear bitches think they know everything and don't reason why things happen.
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>>8840602 >>8840689 That's the thing though. I don't want to see this bitch. I'm trying to avoid her at all costs.
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toasting time>Dating girl for about 6 months. >Starts out great- but then she goes nuts. >Every 3 minutes "WhereareyougoingwhoareyouwithwhenamIgoingtoseeyou.jpg" >Devise plan >Party with friends. >I crush up 3 Tylenol PM and put them in her water. >She drinks. >Hour later she goes to lie down because she's tired. >Have best friend go in room, get naked, strip her down, and then go to bed next to her. >She wakes up. >Starts screaming. >Cue me opening door. >"Nikki- you drunk slut- I am saddened by this. Our time has come to an end. We must end this." >She's confused and says she doesn't remember sleeping with him. >I shrug and tell her I can never trust her again. >Never talk to her again, but I found out she became heavy into Christianity and was arrested for assaulting someone outside of an abortion clinic.
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>>8832292 Stop using contractions and I will stop using abbreviations.
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>>8840977 this better be true
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>be 16 >no clue what to do with girls >girl transfers to my school, hottest in our grade >I ask her if she wants to be my partner for a group project (too beta to ask her on a date) >she has no friends and agrees >at her place we start talking >she is laughing at all my jokes and staring intently >there is chemistry >we start making out while my hand is jammed down her panties >she pulls back >"You know, my dog is blind" >My dick goes soft and I just why.jpg
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>>8841047 No clue man.
After that we texted every now and then but nothing came of it.
She is the biggest slut now.
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>>8841022 GTFO I already heard that dog's one before somewhere
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>>8841077 I told it once on /r9k/ and some drawfag made a little comic.
Do you think I'm lying?
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>>8841065 She wanted you (chemistry and such) but you went too fast. Should have messed with her more and built sexual tension, not throwing your hands at her crotch so soon.
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>>8841095 Yes, I do think.
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so many crazy bitches in the world.
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>>8841118 Believe whatever you want I guess.
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>>8832826 That is less crazy bitch and more manipulative bitch.
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>>8840459 Lol?
That girl isn't crazy, she's just beta as fuck and has never asked any guy out yet, she's afraid to do so etc etc etc, like you were a few years ago.
Go with her and you might find an awesome long lasting relationship.
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>>8841022 That bitch wasn't crazy, you just went to fast, she didn't like it and used that line to make your dick limp and stop you.
Pretty clever if you ask me.
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>>8841099 >>8841527 I guess but she was pretty nuts.
Anyone that ever dated or fucked her agreed.
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Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
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Okay, I'll bite. Here's an IM conversation I had with a girl a while back. You can probably work out which parts are mine and which are hers, I was too lazy to black out relevant information, so I just cropped it.
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
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Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
10/10
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>>8835151 >Favorite poet: Edgar Allen Poe Wow. Do you read him in your room by candlelight while listening to Linkin Park as well?
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>>8841774 >>8841817 >I like heavy things >that's heavy Anonymous
>>8841828 Would it be alright if I used this conversation to mess with someone? ( the text, not pictures )
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>>8841828 She probably isn't that crazy.
Sounds like typical new age bullshit people pick up and then forget about a few months later.
Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
>>8841848 Lol sure, I guess, thanks for asking permission even though I can't stop you. In what way?
>>8841857 Admittedly, this is not all that crazy, I have other better stories about her
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>working in office. >meet fake milf with fake tits in deli >seperated yet still married. >we start fucking in hotel rooms a lot. >husband finds out. >kicks him out of her house. >we fuck in her house for months amazing sex >one day she thinks im cheating >shes high on pills and drunk >she shoots at me >shes going to prison pic related its us
http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Georgi_Le_5610046/ pic related its her mugshot.
c-c-c-c-omboooo
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>>8835151 >sarah schickler >implying her last name isn't shlicker Anonymous
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>>8841902 Post nude pics of her now.
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>>8832959 I laughed so hard
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>>8841882 There's this one crazy bitch I know, who lies about a lot, says she has leukemia, cuts, has a tumor in her brain, smokes, etc. So I'm using some of the lines from previous conversations in this thread to freak the hell out of her.
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Lets-Go-Gi-Ants !!kSr4mA3kAkv
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>my fucking face when I read this entire thread
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I think I have the worst fake rape story.
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>>8841828 Am i the only one that thinks shes actually on to it with some of the stuff..?
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>>8842953 Nah.
She's just pretentios as fuck and thinks of herself as the special snowflake. The problem aren't her beliefs, the problem is how she portrays them.
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