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>>9138102 > I wonder what Hippocrates would have done > I bet he would have smacked the shit out of this bitch Lol every time. This classic one with less text:
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>>9138057 This one's great.
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someone the they threw it in the ravine and spray painted cocks all over it story
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this thread is so godly
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>>9138274 I broke my wrist just looking at the thumbnail
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posting original content 1/2
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piraeth !/fit/Zs5rc
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>>9138351 was inspired by >>9138046 his reaction wasnt emotional enough
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>>9138371 why do only /fa/gs make these? do they think there's some kind of interboard rivalry
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>>9138552 those guys are hot (no homo)
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>>9138561 What a newfag...
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zyzz as an angel though foreshadowing the dark days to come =(
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b...back that ass up
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>>9138402 Does anyone have the video of this?
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>Go out to club >Just chilling with some bros when suddenly spot 8/10 heading my way >Beautiful curls - tight, solid >She's mirin >Go up to her and ask her what time it is >Alpha as fuck >She gives me "that look" and checks her phone >"Uhhh..it's like eleven thirty" >She wants to fuck >Walk away like a boss, cardio fucks up my gains >See her the next day on campus >What the fuck, she has straight hair >Suddenly 3/10 >Comes up with this coy smile and asks me to go for coffee later >No longer looks like head full of fusilli >Tell her I don't like spaghetti >Forever Pastorio
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>>9139056 >I forgot to include your face Anonymous
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>>9139025 >cardio fucks up my gains Anonymous
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>>9138945 I FEAR I AM INCAPABLE OF ACCURATELY EXPRESSING MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW.
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>>9138911 /r/ explanation of this. Something that happened here a while ago?
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does anyone have the facebook post of the black chick saying we need to pick up our leg game?>they notice
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>>9139154 i'd like to know it too.
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>>9139172 if only it were his real trip. chuckled though
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>Go to gym like every other day >When I get to gym I notice a big crowd around front desk >Forgot it was anus inspection day >I get nervous because I haven't prepared my anus for inspection >Casually try to move around crowd to go liftan >The PT's see me and tell me that no one is allowed to lift until their anus has been cleared >okay.jpg >The PT's decide to inspect me first since I tried to avoid this >Take me into a stall >2 PT's and me in a stall with no one else in bathroom >I pull down my shorts >spread cheeks >"how does it look" >PT say's "When was the last time you shaved? Your anus looks pretty tightened up, that could mess with your squats. I will help you stretch it out" >PT proceeds to put some lube on my anus and stick a finger inside >Oh god this feels wrong >Out of no where PT sticks his half erect cock on top of my anus and asks "Are you ready for the treatment" >I have no choice >He slides his cock into my anus >Oh god this actually feels good >I try to not look like I am enjoying it but it is no use >I scream to the other PT "Give me your cock" >I proceed to suck the other PT off while my anus is getting stretched >After both of them cum they say that I did a great job and my anus needs weekly treatment so my squats won't regress >okay.jpg >Go workout and set a new max for squatting >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
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>>9139185 Wow you're a faggot.
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>>9139185 you whore, that looks interesting too
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gets me every time.
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>a little disappointed my slitherpiss comic isn't here already >post it anyway
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this is how deluded /fit/izens are
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>>9138927 >http://www.zimbio.com/Jamie+Dornan/articles/7bOjK6CmRx3/Jamie+Dornan+Workout+Calvin+Klein+Model >He doesn’t target his legs directly with weights but trains them through cardio. This is actually a good thing, since too much emphasis on heavy squats can make the legs look unnatural and out of proportion to the upper body. Anonymous
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Where's I'm fawkin zeez brah
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planet fitness franchise page
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>>9138274 Why do bitches love crossfit so much?
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>>9139272 Holy shit.
What the fuck, America?
I can see how it's a great business model though. They are a very smart if not completely immoral company.
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>>9139321 Because 99.99% of women just do whatever society tells them to do/whatever is popular.
Why do you think they are always doing fad diets that never work, when the truth is as simple as move more and put the fork down?
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>>9139378 >america I'm an american and I posted that you fag.
Holy shit.
What the fuck, uk?
Why are you all becoming muslim?
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>>9139408 Virgins in heaven man
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>>9138944 >>9138944 >>9138944 >>9138944 >>9138944 was that you? nice
my comment got like 15 thumbs up
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>>9139408 LOL Islamic neckbeards.
Truly they are the chosen people of god.
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>>9139436 I was on that thread but I'm not in that screen.
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>>9138126 requesting goat tower screencap please
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Down the road, in a gym far away A young man was heard to say "No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!" He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do! From the corner of the gym where the big guys train Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain Where the big iron rides high, and threatens lives Where the noise is made with big forty-fives A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees A very big man with legs like trees Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack Chalked his hands and monstrous back Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten! Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!"
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>>9139232 Only saw this a few days ago, it is great, lack of puncuation usually makes them better for some reason, usually, but, the 'in' typo needs to go.
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>>9138911 i still don't get this. what is that drug combo supposed to do?
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>>9139767 Heavy OD on Non Fat-Soluble Vitamins. Pretty much wrecks the shit out of your Liver.
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>>9139415 what's so great about the virgins here? how are virgins in the afterlife going to be different?
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>>9139817 Mrs Garrison:
Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
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Mr. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist! Muslims are mad because of Family Guy, not because they can't jack off! Right, Wendy? [Wendy is surprised]
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...Yeah.
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>>9139870 who should be in london ? West or east ?
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>>9138911 For those not knowing what TYVD stands for, this is the other side of the story
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>>9139572 The Mighty Squat By; Joe Skopec
We've come to squat so run and hide
You bicep freaks must step aside
Just take your sissy selves elsewhere
You'll turn your heads but still you'll stare
Go right ahead and pay attention
Glimpse into this strange dimension
Yeah you're still weak and never grow
This world of pain you'll never know
Your shouts upon the leg-press, phony!
Noodle legs like macaroni
Some day I hope you'll understand
And wrench free from the poser band
Puny curl bars, leave this spot
The rack named for the mighty Squat
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>so glad im not a gangster
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>>9139291 I can't stop laughing
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>>9139386 that is the most fucked up thing I've ever read
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>>9139386 i dont even know what to think anymore...
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>mfw I started the thread yesterday, went to sleep and it's still alive and full of posts
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>>9146308 it's on it's last leg op.
but fuck, you dun it sir, well dun
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>>9146689 Yes. Props to OP.
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/fa/ here Awesome fucking thread Never learned so much about oats and squats Thanks bro!
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love the oc in this threads.
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archive this shit, there is a fuckton of OC
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Contributing with my bulking diet. Haters gonna hate.
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annnd anon revives epic tread
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Anyone remember this? I think creatine overdose killed him eventually. He had a good bulk going for a while though.
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>>9139386 >whatthefuckamireading.jpg TraudeProphet !KyirL7iBbI
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>>9149897 >Break into zyzz's grave >Curl his rotting remains Deadlifting.
Like a boss.
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>>9150184 >GOMAD I thought this image would be trolling I mean there's tons of trolling images on /fit/ but when I saw his stomach oh god why did I look at his stomach this picture is not false at all is it no no it's not his stomach is large why is it so large fuck this image is so true right right right
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>>9150247 not humorous in the least.
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>>9150229 >>9150229 Holy shit. I posted that picture like last year because it was one of my co-workers who sits AROUND a chair.
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>>9150278 it makes fun of some high standards fitizens seem to have. relax.
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btw: this is what some girls actually think
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>>9150362 Must suck being a virgin.
But you're right, women losing weight don't lose the fat in their breasts. For example, let me show you this image of a whale before losing weight and her large breasts, and her now skinny and her still large breasts....
here's the pic...
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my friend who was pretty fat (pushing 200) had DD's she has since lost 50~ pounds and her boobs are now a small D =/
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>>9149865 I've never eaten an Oreo, but that looks like a large scale version of a black head.
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>>9150172 >mfw this trip has no more respect Anonymous
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>>9139386 do mods approve of this?
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>>9139386 lol trolls. this shit ain't real btw.
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>>9139386 What does poz and neg mean ?
also fucking disgusting. if there are really more gay men thinking like this there is reason that billions of people are homophob.
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monkey > gay men > humanity
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>>9150613 ah positive and negative
got it.
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>>9150613 you're a dumbass if you think that is common or that people hate homosexuals for spreading aids
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>>9138274 yo i dont know much about olympic weights but you're telling me this entire time those girls are just cleaning with 10 lbs on each side? I feel so much better now.
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>>9150866 The guys jeans on the far right are incredible.
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>>9150036 >mfw I always use the squat rack to military press >mfw I superset it with lateral raises u mad?
also, image cap reached
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>>9150483 holy shit. penis inspections are real?
where the fuck do you guys live?
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bump! I need time to see everything!
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>>9152929 You got it brah.
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fucking amazing thread
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Bitches love Tiny, coz he ripped to the bone, neckbeards all jelly, they won't leave him alone. But Tiny don't worry, coz he know he look fine, and he out fucking bitches, almost all of the time. He fuck bitches in London, and Florida too, they all gag for his junk, you know it's true. He got a girl on the side, she into freaky shit, but Tiny don't care, coz she one hellava bitch. Whenever he post, neckbeards jelly still, they wanna look like Tiny, but they never will. Coz Tiny one in a billion, and aesthetic as fuck, neckbeards kill to look like him, but they shit outta luck.
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>>9153483 sortofwantiraniandictatorface.jpg
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>>9139435 >>9139435 holy fuck, I lol'd soooooo fucking hard.
whoever wrote that is a god.
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>>9151381 >address on the bottom reading tests don't seem to be real where you live as well