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>be in macdonalds, i'm a big mac.
>fuck yeah, i'm getting bought by some fat ass, get to go on epic journey round his intestines
>Uzeeh mad jelly.
>as i'm going towards mouth at incredible spedd can't stop thining one thing.
"fuck me his handsare sweaty, he has terrible grip, he needs chalk ffs.
>drops me all over his fat shirt. he takes shirt off.
>i fall on floor, fuck im never gunna get eaten now, might as well have sex with the french fry next to me.
>no wait, that fatty is so fat he eats me right off the floor.
>no hands or nothing, like fucking ape, fuck yeah this is my fetish.
>my sauce is being wiped all over floor
>looks like fatty jizzed yellow on the floor from the mega orgasm he got from eatin me
>i go down his throat, what the fuck is that little gun doing there, omg this fuker eats plastic soldiers.
>get stuck in his throat, expecting to be coughed up.
>not_this_shit_again.jpg
>coughed up, right onto fat wifes knockers, she jumps up, hits husband on head using their son as a crowbar.
>she wants to fuck.
>now i'm this big mac goo. HELL NAW FORM OF AN ICE DRAGON
>bithces be all like what, why is there a dragon in macdonalds.
>deadlift cash register and throw it through door.
>have sex with ronald macdonald, fuck yeah orange afro sex
>be like in shrek, but instead of a donkey it's a clown
>fuck yeah flying ronald mcdonalds, we start a new super race
>??????
>i am now chuck norris
>WHERE MA BITCHES AT?
>mfw my bitches are all being fucked by bruce lee.
>get pissed, become popeye, forearm expands and rapes bruce lee up the ass.
>do this so hard his eyes are no longer slits.
>woop woop an asian that can see properly. FUCK HE IS NOW ULTIMATE NINJA.
>mfw he roundhouse kicks one of flying clown babies into the empire state building
>building become giga pudding
>PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
