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>get a call from my buddy
>Says he picked up two girls and one really wants to meet me
>I ask if she is hot
>He tells me that she is sexy as fuck
>I agree to come over to his place
>I arrive and make my way to the backyard where my buddy is sitting my the fire pit
>I ask where the girls are
>He tells me that they went inside for a minute
>I hear his back door open, so I turn around
>I see two disgusting Swamp Donkey Ham Beasts waddling towards us
>Give my buddy a strong "WTF?" look
>Tell him I need to grab something from my car
>Jump in my car and leave
>He calls me 5 minutes later really pissed off
>Apparently the fatty that he wanted to bang got upset because I didn't want her friend
>I told him they were fat as fuck and I wanted nothing to do with them.
>He hangs up on me
to be continued......
>Says he picked up two girls and one really wants to meet me
>I ask if she is hot
>He tells me that she is sexy as fuck
>I agree to come over to his place
>I arrive and make my way to the backyard where my buddy is sitting my the fire pit
>I ask where the girls are
>He tells me that they went inside for a minute
>I hear his back door open, so I turn around
>I see two disgusting Swamp Donkey Ham Beasts waddling towards us
>Give my buddy a strong "WTF?" look
>Tell him I need to grab something from my car
>Jump in my car and leave
>He calls me 5 minutes later really pissed off
>Apparently the fatty that he wanted to bang got upset because I didn't want her friend
>I told him they were fat as fuck and I wanted nothing to do with them.
>He hangs up on me
to be continued......
