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!fYO0LrCGDs No.9504133 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>park in handicapped spot in front of wal-mart
>waddle all the way into the store
>see old lady making her way to the last motorized cart
>waddle over faster and beat the bitch to it
>some musclehead saw me claim my right as a disabled (300 pounds) person and butts in
>"Sir, I believe this lady was about to get in this cart. May I ask what your disability is?"
>I tell him to mind his own business. Walking around the grocery section for 30 whole minutes is unhealthy for me and he should go back to his gym with all his gay friends.
>alpha as fuck