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!KfzjjlY6mU No.9585271 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
okay so my boy sets me up with this chick by sending her a pic of me flexing that I took of myself. she's interested, he gives me her number, i text her, shits playful
>she sends me a pic of herself (clothed)
>compliment her figure
>send a pic of my face
>she says cute
>i go "if you think that's cute wait till you see a pic of my dick
>no response for over half an hour
>she just texted "oh boy."

does she not know she's just a bootycall. should i try to waste my time? she's like 6/10 AT BEST (srs)