ITT: Random people who don't lurk or lift using /fit/ language IRL.

I'll start:
>be in bed with girl
>both naked, foreplay
>kissing her and she's gripping my bicep
>look her in the eye and say "you like that?"
>"i'm definitely 'mirin"

mfw a femanon who hasn't heard of 4chan or bb.com uses 'mirin and jelly IRL, been noticing a lot more of this since zyzz died...