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In better a better time I thought I would get the work done. And with it done, so would pause my negligent habits. I awoke and reached for a finger of Maker's. The evidence of my failure painted on the walls. The whisky softened the din in my dome. I steeled my resolve. Swearing that the fresh paint represented a fresh start I forsook the day before it began. Dismissing my responsibility of class, a relative novelty in my benign existience, I headed to the liquor store. Feeling positive, as one is inclined to feel when the goal seems simple and within a short grasp, I relished my first sip of beer at noon and lit up a Lucky Strike. My throat was hoarse from the previous night, a time which I thought was my last night of smoking, As I am ought to do, I quashed concerns of cancer and tried to enjoy the moment. "You started late last night," I thought soothing my self-esteem. "You've got all day now. You're still committed to that 4.0 and there is a lot of work ahead of you this week. Skipping class? Merely a necessary evil. Make this day worth it" I never ceased in my labor, save to get a fresh beer and maybe smoke a cigarette. When the job was done, I was done with smoking, again, finally. As the day turned into dusk I was increasingly sloppy in my work. It was becoming clear as my vision was becoming blurry, i would again fail. In my naive optimism, I hoped to show my work completed, hazy with happiness and hops, on /fit/. And announce my triumph with a tripcode.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
Tonight I talked to my grandfather. I hadn't spoken with him in well over a year. The last time he was in town, I was in jail because of a bogus bench warrant. "Wish grandpa a Happy Birthday," my sister, the white, whispered handing me her phone. "He's 86 today." He sounded surprisingly lucid. Alzheimers had made our last conversation painfully awkward and stunted. He told me how the olive crops were just harvested, it was a poor season. My step-grandmother had just sent a package of her homemade pomegranite jelly my way. I told him I was in school again, a communnity college nearby, where I could earn transferrable credits to a state college. I always feel ashamed talking of my curricular activities. I was destined for great things, at one time. Athletics, once an apprecciable activity, are now my only bastion of worth, at least in my eyes. "I've got good vibes about this school," he laughed with a loving that was palpable across thousands of miles.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
One fortuitous night I found /fit/. Drunk, I went onto 4Chan. It had been a while. Over two years. Once more into the breach. Never having ventured beyond the hellish confines of /b/, I cautiously clicked those three letters. Gay pornagraphy flashed before my curious eyes, unperturbed I scrolled further. "What's this? Intelligent (well by internet standards) discourse on diets? They like Starting Strength!!!?! I have a dogeared and worn copy of that very tome!" My mind was set aflight by this anonymous board. I broke a golden rule and stopped lurking to answer a young gay Anon's post on the proper ettique of approaching the same sex. I replied honestly and openly, as any good Anon should. I was welcomed. I was home.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
Oh my goodness, in my spurious quest for attention, I have neglected to include T & A. For those undaunted by a wall of text, and moreover the curious, the third post is the fucking point. Pic Related: Aforementioned T
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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Aaannnnddd dat A
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Nothing... As ought be the case.
Anonymous
Excuse me OP, I'd like to respond, but I have a workout to continue.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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>>9611042 Carry on good sir, carry on.
For contained within your polite refusal to engage is that glorious recognition I craved. I wish you PR's in all your lifts today.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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>>9611042 Anyone else with workouts to continue?
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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I failed my goal but I've adopted my trip nonetheless. You are in my heart /fit/. I want to inspire and be inspired again and again by you all. I hope some of you realize your potential to change the world. Even if it is just one man. Especially if that man is yourself.
Anonymous
Beautiful bro... evocative of Fitzgerald with none of the pretentiousness. Would read again.
Anonymous
My friend, I am here. Your story has warmed my otherwise cold day, and I feel bad that the other denizens of this board are more than preoccupied at this moment, and so haven't the time to please respond. I would love to hear more about your painting, and for the most part why you undertook such a project.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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>>9611324 My jaw just hit the godammed fucking floor!!!!!
Fitzgerald is my literary hero. I fucking love him!!!@@!!!! I want to be an author myself.
You made my fucking year!!!!!
Really. I am so happy right now Thank thank you thank you athanke
Holy shit!@@@@@@!!!
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
>>9611351 Thanks Anon. I live with my parents at the moment, An unfortunate circumstance which I must submit to. To make the best I decided to have an inspiring area where I could retreat, my room. The house is a new domicle for my family so the canvas was bare, so to speak. I am nearly done with the project. I plan on painting black line to separate the colors and them stencil in whit letters some Latin quotes which I received from this very board. I am committed to my goal of becoming a doctor. The first step in that journey, having a successful undergrad career.
As much as it pains me to stall. I must resume my schoolwork again tomorrow. The prospect of greeting my hangover with no alcohol or tobacco is daunting but I have awoken to worse days.
Anonymous
>>9611471 You truly do provide an inspiration to us, and I am looking forward to your contributions to our humble abode.
As much as I'd to continue these pleasantries, I too have class in the morning and my poor choices have left me behind on my respite.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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>>9611553 Then I will grant you leave and wish you a pleasant rest.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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Pardon my vanity.
Anonymous
God, between obreezy and picasso, it's like the fucking golden age of trips. Stick around guys, /fit/ needs you.
Anonymous
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all of the bumps
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
>>9611794 When you are deep in the hole during your last set of squats. During that seemingly disastrous moment think of me and obreezy, and every Anon.
I can only speak for myself but, I'll be thinking of /fit/ next time I'm haunting failure in the hole. And with you all in my heart, I'll have the power in my legs.
Runningman !zm3asc03jE
>>9610745 >>9610762 >>9610784 >>9610851 Welcome to /fit/
The only part of 4chan that isn't shit.
Anonymous
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how manny steel cut oat should i eat??
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
>>9611983 Thanks RuningMan.
I saved a post of yours today whilst painting my room. You had some nice ladder work routines.
I used to run nightly myself, albeit cause of OCD. For you... a 45 minute run tomorrow.
obreeeezy !!NncRc0aBxak
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>>9611794 >>9611914 mfw i read these. Picasso, grant me your vocabulary plz
but for real, you're marvelously talented
Runningman !zm3asc03jE
Anonymous
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lifting moms kia spectra in honor of this thread
Anonymous
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voting to archive. back me up here fellas.
chanarchive.org Anonymous
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/fit/ doesn't know good literature. Stick to weights. Love, /lit/.
Anonymous
>>9610745 Congrats Picasso, you too have been enshrined within the halls of chanarchive.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/fit/24042 LONG LIVE THE GOLDEN AGE OF TRIPS!
obreeeezy !!NncRc0aBxak
>>9610745 mfw we make a good team
ITT: TRIPFAG GETS IGNORED PROCEEDS TO SAMEFAG HIS OWN THREAD AND ARCHIVE IT ITT: ME YOU AND OP
Anonymous
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>>9612367 naw bro, it's not samefagging.
obreeeezy !!NncRc0aBxak
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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>>9612301 First time trip---> archived!@!!21!
Thank you all I truly appreciate it. I am happy to give back to the community.
>>9612338 Awww hell yeah!!! Tonight was a special night.
Picasso !!EQwT+h+kM6B
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Goodnight /fit/. Remember that rest is when the gains begin.
Anonymous
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hey op be careful with how many coats of paint you apply there, or else the coloured squares will be raised up from the places where you had tape(also blue tape kinda shitty), causing your shit to peel and look shitty, but from what i can see good job
Anonymous
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Do new tripfags always assert their coming through such an extravegent ritual on /fit/?