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!!r1XrQP07hRU No.9720568 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>be successfulfag
>work out at country club
>almost at the end of my workout, i step out of the gym and walk to the bathroom to piss
>all of a sudden in the courtyard, aspies everywhere
>Country club holding some specially retarded aspie handicapped banquet or something
>look around, everybody looks hilarious
>all of a sudden see this 9/10 sitting down across the courtyard
>doesn't look aspie, wonder why she's there
>go over, about to say hi
>stop in mid step and realize that she is completely normal upper half of the body, and has holocaust mode legs for some odd reason and is in a wheelchair
>we make eye contact
>i go over, introduce myself
>start talking, nice girl
>tell her i'll see her around, and went to finish lifting
>finished session, shower and change in locker room, go outside
>wave to her, she comes over, we talk more
>exchange numbers
>been texting for last couple hours

what do, /fit/?

should i get with the half holocaust mode girl? she's pretty fine, except for the legs. I mean if she didnt have wierd legs i would be all over it but im not sure what sex would be like. would her vagina be as wierd as her legs? should i set up a date for this weekend?


TL;DR Should i ask out a girl with a weird leg disease?

pic related, kinda what she looks like, except without datass