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ZYZZ WAS A FUCKING CHEATER

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Yeah...

I could have been god of aesthetics myself if I had the money to buy STURROIDS ... whatevur.

You don't even KNOW, SHARON. Oh you'd love it if I had Zyzz's pecs and abs but you fucking know what!? HE FUCKING CHEATED, SHYARON.

Is that what you want, a fucking CHEATER for a husband? Oh I bet you would... I bet you wouldn't care how I got a bod like that as long as you got to wake up next to it every morning, isn't that right, SHEEEYAAARUNNN....