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Anonymous !LiftjU0srg No.9917893 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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>Be on vacation with bro1, bro1's sister and bro2
>Spend all day chilling on the beach
>bro1's sister "hey guys i'm gonna head on back to the hotel and catch a shower, anyone coming?"
>Me "yeah i'll go on back with you"
>Walk back to the hotel room
>She gets in the shower while i'm in the next room getting a towl and some clothes
>Hear her yell at me
>"Hey anon, I forgot a towl can you get me one?"
>"sure"
>"I will just lay it outside the door"
>"Or you could just come in here and hand it to me"
>"Nah, I'll leave it here"
>Lay it down and go get in the other shower
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