>me, 2 months into SS
>my gf, also 2 months into SS
>my brother, also 2 months into SS
>75 year old guy who looks like the asian scooby (but older)
>bearmode guy with crew cut who benches 6 plates for 1rm with perfect form, but has like 1/5th rom on his working sets. Gave me good advice on bench, but he doesn't heed his own advice. he's more experienced than me, so he can do what he wants.
>chick who always shows up on squat day and silently tries to compete with my gf, blissfully unaware that the smith machine bar has less than 20 lbs to it, and that every time she loads the same weight as my gf with a smug look on her face, we all lol heartily behind her back.
>The two cardio bunnies who wear lifting gloves to do 5 lb kettleball twists
>the guy who look exactly like colonel gentleman from venture bros
>the 90+ year old guy who does nothing but machines at the lowest weight
>The guy who looks exactly like ryan reynolds. Does good lifts (no DL's though) and is a nice guy, but he does all of his work in the smith.
>The guy who comes with his dad and does compound heavy workouts. Dad is bearmode, youner guy is athletic mode.
>Black guy who fixed my forms on rows
>curlbro who parks his shitty motorcycle on the curb outside, comes inside to curl for 20 minutes (not even joking), then leaves.
>3 guys who I've only ever seen do pull ups and cable work, assume they do other stuff the days I'm not there.
>Fattest man I've ever seen who only does machines. Wears lifting gloves
>the above guy's mom, I think. Also fat, but not landwhalemode. They lift together. She also wears lifting gloves.
>aushwitzmode chavs who show up in baggy jean shorts and xxx large t-shirts, wearing baseball caps while they lift. Only do machines and curls (one handed, because the other hand holds up their shorts)
I don't listen to music in the gym, so I look around when I'm resting.
