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>went outside for smoke
>inb4 smokings bad
>back porch goes to alleyway off busy pedestrian street
>holy shit dudes gettin mugged
>grab fire poker that happened to be on my porch
>sneak up behind mugger
>smack him in the head with it
>he goes down face first
>hes got a knife
>stomp on his hand
>kick knife away
>put knee in small of his back and hold his arms down at his wrists
>mugger is struggling
>holy shit he is weak as fuck
>muggee calls police
>police are there in like 3 minutes
>go grab whiteboard from kitchen (mute)
>give my story
>ambulance called for mugger
>i broke one of his wrists and 3 fingers
>he said hes going to press charges against me
>police said "don't think to much about it"
>im worried about it
>muggee gave me $100
tl;dr: I stopped a mugging a broke the guys wrist and 3 fingers, should I get a lawyer?
>mfw i get sued
>inb4 smokings bad
>back porch goes to alleyway off busy pedestrian street
>holy shit dudes gettin mugged
>grab fire poker that happened to be on my porch
>sneak up behind mugger
>smack him in the head with it
>he goes down face first
>hes got a knife
>stomp on his hand
>kick knife away
>put knee in small of his back and hold his arms down at his wrists
>mugger is struggling
>holy shit he is weak as fuck
>muggee calls police
>police are there in like 3 minutes
>go grab whiteboard from kitchen (mute)
>give my story
>ambulance called for mugger
>i broke one of his wrists and 3 fingers
>he said hes going to press charges against me
>police said "don't think to much about it"
>im worried about it
>muggee gave me $100
tl;dr: I stopped a mugging a broke the guys wrist and 3 fingers, should I get a lawyer?
>mfw i get sued
