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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).

[1178494549] Who here likes Bacon?

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[1178287931] What does fennec taste like?

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[1178276384] ☆[PRIZES]__Staring contest!!!!__[FAME]☆

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[1178222814] Free stuff from old drinks

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[1177884702] What foods make you horny?

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[1177790538] FUCKING SPAGHETTI PASTA

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[1177763793] Warm water tastes better than cold

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[1177610000] Have you eaten a child today?

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[1177213032] Help. I ate a plastic fork

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[1177179033] Indian food is whats hot!

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[1177016595] Local Japanese Groceries

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[1176933249] WHO LOVES CHEESE BURGERS?!

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[1176665549] Help! I needs to make Copypasta!!111!!11!!11

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[1176493578] Grandma's Dirty Dick Stew Recipe

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[1176030819] HOW U MAKE TEH GOOD COFFEEZ??

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[1175983341] How much cum you drink a day?

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[1175832922] How much water you drink a day?

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[1175818438] What's a WIN Sub-style sandwich?

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[1175324779] R.I.P Moot <3

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[1174955002] Most delicous meat?

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[1174926792] Which of these do you drink most often?

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[1174830796] new spicy chicken sammich at Wendys

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[1174529858] Smoking Vs. Mc Donalds

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