>>25Ew, processed cheese. Go with a block of extra extra extra sharp Cracker Barrel cheese, that shit is DIVINE. The sharper it is, the more it makes your mouth pucker from just the smell, when you take it out of the package and you can see the cheese sweating... THAT, my friends, is the best cheese known to man.
And merely thinking about that cheese is making my mouth water up so bad you have no idea, I want some now :(