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[1369500984] Grocery Store

Lawak Antara Benua No.10282 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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LAWAK ANTARA BENUA

Lady : "HA'AH...MAK BELI BARANG SIKIT..."

Man : "EH? RAFIDAH? NAK PERGI KEDAI KE?"

Lady : "HAH? YE KE?!"

Man : "YE KE...ERR... RAFIDAH NAK BELI APA...RAFIDAH AMBIK JE LAH... TAK PAYAH BAYAR... NANTI SAYA BAYARKAN... SAYA BLANJA..."

Lady : "PIAN... TERIMA KASIH YE...BELANJA!! RAFIDAH DAH BAGITAU HAJI TADI...PIAN BAYAR!"

Man : "OO... OK! OK! BIASA LA TU... TAKDE HAL LAH..."

Old Man : "SEMUA SEKALI RM 176.30... SILA BAYAR SEKARANG SEBELUM AKU LETUPKAN DENGAN SENAPANG NI..."

The Old Man took a rife and point at the Man.

Old Man : "CEPATTTTT!!!"

Man : "KEJAP LAA... DUIT SAYA BANYAK DALAM NI..."
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