Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
So today I went to MacDonalds like a conformist amerikkkan. It sucked. I waited in line for FIVE MINUTES and when I got to the till I ordered a plain burger with no sauce, no pickles, no nothing. And the spic at the till said "do you want fries with that?" No, I said. I just want a burger. "Do you want a drink with that?" he asked again. No, I said. I just want a burger. Are you sure that you don't wnat anything with your burger?" He asked again. Then I fucking lost it. I shouted. I JUST WANT A FUCKING BURGER! I proceeded to trash the place and storm out.
