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Usually when I eat a whole box or two of donuts by myself, my stomach starts to get really upset. Not that I feel like I'm going to throw up or anything, but there's whole levels of annoying verging on painful. If it happens just before I go to sleep, I toss and turn for hours because I can't even lay on my side comfortably.
What can I do to alleviate this issue? It's not even just donuts anymore, I'm starting to get the same problems when I go through a couple large bags of Doritos. This is developing into a major concern.