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[1317486866] I'm a fat ass hole!

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Earlier today my sister gave me a few pictures of me that were taken at Christmas. Whenever I see recent photos of myself, I am absolutely appalled at how fat I am. I weigh almost 600 lbs.

I suppose I should start some kind of diet program again. Like Weight Watchers or Atkins or something. Every time I try one of those, I fail miserably within a few hours. Sorry for rambling. I hate the way I look, I'm just a super fat ass hole with no life outside of playing Halo and 4chan.