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[1317777106] Pizza's not as cool as you think.

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Ok, so I said at one point I weighed 300 pounds.  Just lately however I dropped to 250.

And what do I have to thank?  Pizza.  I used to enjoy it, now I think I'm going to vomit on my third slice.  It has nothing to do with being tasty or anything, just has an infamous reputation of being a calorie magnet and now I get nervous when I see even fatter fucks stuff their faces with it.

My advice is unless you have no problem getting fat or lack even half a brain, don't make pizza your main course every day.  Add some variety for once.  Maybe a burger or something.