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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 19:12:00 No.17255328 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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>Buy shitty UPS for my home PC
I only want to keep my computer up if there's a quick blip in power, I couldn't care less about keeping it up for 20 minutes or whatever for extended outtages. So I bought a cheap one.

>Go to sleep
>4am
>Power blips
>SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS
>UPS EMITS A CONTINUOUS HIGH PITCHED BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>This shit wakes me up even though I always sleep with earplugs
>Get up and check shit
>Power is fine
>Computer is on
>Shit is still sounding the MOTHERFUCKING ALARM WAKING MYSELF AND ALL MY NEIGHBORS UP
>Can't be bothered to shut down PC
>Turn off the UPS so it stops beeping