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!KawaiiLwz. No.17255587 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>decide to swap SATA cables from orange, orange and red to all black
>done, boot up computer
>doesn't make it past POST screen
>reboots, gets stuck at same place
>reboots again, this time I get into Windows
>wallpaper is black, >THIS COPY OF WINDOWS IS NOT GENUINE in corner
>suddenly pop ups everywhere telling me to verify Windows
>download DAZ loader, install it
>reboot, doesn't make it past POST screen
>reboots again, same story
>after like five retries I finally get into Windows again
>this time my wallpaper is gray, but my Windows copy is now genuine
>however, none of my USB devices except for my keyboard work
>after a few minutes, Windows urges me to reboot
>do it, same story as before