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Windows user login hack

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How do I hack into a windows user? I just want the password and reason being is because my mom is being a bitch and won't let me use it for 5 fucking minutes cause she's scared I'll install programs on it or play games that contain vituses even though her drink retarded abusive husband uses it everyday, knows the password, can use whenever he want's, and does exactly what she's scared i'll do, I love her to death but truth is she's fucking retatded, what do /g/? Pic related cause that's the version she uses