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hey /g/, so I got sick of my dad being a cheap ass mofo and broke the 14 yr old fat Zenith 19" TV on purpose to force him to buy a new TV. Tonight he will come home and be like "Son! The TV NOT WORKING! I am dissappoint"

Me: *trollface.jpg* Time to buy a new TV!

tldr, Broke 14 yr old Zenith TV on purpose to force dad to buy new TV. Suggestions plz. Preferably 30-40" TV that is of good value.

Pic related: TV that I broke (b^__^)b