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>Doing econ homework
>Have to calculate this woman's opportunity cost for quitting her $45000/yr job teaching music to become a self employed web designer (wtf?)
>Reading through her expenditures
>took $5000 out of a 4% interest savings account to buy a computer
>mfw this took place in 2007 and not even a macbook pro costs that fucking much

Itt: stupidest tech purchases you've seen, fictional or otherwise.