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Hey /g/, I'm a girl hacker.

No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. Yes I do go out with guy hackers, because we've got something fun in common. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a geek, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy massively parallel computing (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.