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> midnight, driving home, half a mile from the house
> see 7 semi-bright yellowish lights in the sky
> approx helicopter height spaced over a mile
> stop car and stare
> 3 lights start moving
> look around me, no one else seeing this
> only 1.2 Mpixels camera on phone
> speed home, get camera and binoculars
> run back out on foot, lights gone

i highly doubt 7 aircraft were flying so close together, let alone aircraft with the ability to hover. its possible some chumps are attempting a hoax and sent up lights in some RC toys but again, to hover it'd have to be RC helicopters and them im wondering if they'd be capable of the speed the three lights moved at afterwards. which leaves E.T.

any you fags get out the basement long enough to see weird shit like this?