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Do you like your /g/adgets glossy or matte?

Me, I hate glossy.
>FINGERPRINTS. OILY FINGERPRINTS EVERYWHERE

>MAKING ME ASHAMED OF MY NATURAL BODILY SECRETIONS AS A HUMAN BEING. ALL PART OF THE PLAN TO TURN US ALL INTO STERILE, HYPER-CLEAN CYBORGS

anyway. Glossy or matte?