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*Sheldon appears on set*
*the anticipation is too much for the audience as murmurs of laughter are heard. some members are already cracking up*
>my new computer came with windows 7
*LOUD LAUGHTER explodes through the room*
>windows 7 is much more user friendly than windows vista
*UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER as most of the audience have fallen out of their seats and are struggling to breath*
>i don't like that
*EXPLOSION OF LAUGHTER SO GREAT THAT IT IS FELT ACROSS THE GLOBE. AUDIENCE MEMBERS ARE LAUGHING SO HARD THAT THEIR LUNGS ARE EXPELLED FROM THEIR MOUTHS. EVERYBODY ROLLS AROUND IN THE POOL OF BLOOD, LUNG MATERIAL, PISS AND SHIT AS THEY LAUGH THEMSELVES TO DEATH. PARAMEDICS ARE CALLED TO THE SCENE BUT THEY LAUGH SO HARD THAT THEY SHIT THEMSELVES BEFORE EVEN ENTERING THE ROOM*