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>It's not the end of the world
>Donald Trump announces and wins presidency and starts quarrel with China.
>Steve Jobs dies of pancreatic cancer, the Woz takes over and Apple becomes a moderately good company, despite coming out of Fortune 500.
>Since Trump pisses off OPEC, gas goes up to $7.
>Duke Nukem Forever is good, but not worth the wait
>Radeon 7000 series and GTX 600 series released, both are overpriced but over 6GB GDDR5.