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Hey Fa/g/gots,

My name is Internet Explorer 9, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life neckbeards who spend every second of their day posting on /g/. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been to a real website or done any real work? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people who use me because of your own shitty browsers, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of furries.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am a well known browser and used in everyday business. What do you do, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also have Silverlight and cool new addons (they were just installed; Shit was SO cash). You are all fags who just got told. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me being awesome. PS, suck on it XPfags.