Wait -- Am I really supposed to believe you guys 'compile' all the time?

What are you, some sort of serious business programmers?

I'm seriously convinced 90% of you don't even know what compiling means. It's just an excuse -- something 'serious'. An excuse to buy overpriced hardware and show it off in your signatures on overclocking forums.

In reality, you just play Minecraft all day and argue about Linux on /g/.