Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
>in group for project at university >one guy i don't know designated as the team leader >guy i don't know brings in other guy >"but we already have 4 people" >"don't worry, you can still be in the group we'll just have to have a group of 5 then" >realize i am the fifth guy again >"fuck you, I've been the extra guy in the group for the last 15 years, go fuck yourself, i'll do my own project!" >first presentation >"where is your team?" >"well, that's the first issue my team encountered, the team leader kicked me out to make room for his friend, so i did my own project, i was the financial manager, team leader, secretary and head writer" >get the highest mark in the class
