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>on minecraft
>spending 30 mins digging out the top of mountain and filling with TNT
>another 10 mins making trail of wool to use as fuse
>get into the middle of the TNT to place last few blocks of wool
>trackpad on laptop decides to skint up
>cursor going everywhere
>starts clicking self
>torch hits TNT
>luckily have damage off
>whole plan goes pearshaped, dont get to see my work
FUCKING TRACKPADS, I HATE YOU WITH ALL MY SOUL
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