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>At friends house
>He still lives with his parents
>His Mother is trying to do something on Word
>Hear her constantly bitching about how slow the computer is
>It literally has 3 different animation/buddy client things that crawl around and interact with the screen
>Has 3 Office windows open, not responding and hogging resources
>"Oh, would you like me to help speed it up? I can see that your computer is under strain due to various processes - if you'll just allow me to go into the Task Manager I can end some of the processes for you and speed up your computer."
>"NO ANON YOU DON'T JUST GO TOUCHING OTHER PEOPLES COMPUTERS LIKE THEY'RE YOURS I DON'T WANT MY COMPUTER MESSED UP BY SOMEONE LIKE YOU YOU IF YOU'D STOP BEING SUCH A DICK ALL THE TIME TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH THE COMPUTER MAYBE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET MY WORK DONE!" - *She then spends another 5 minutes berating me on trivial shit she knows nothing about, talking with a smug undertone implying she's of such a superior intellect that listening to a peasant such as myself would be degrading*
>I back off and leave her alone
>Hear her continue to bitch about how the computer is so slow and how everyone in the world is out to attack her
Anyone else have any funny/rageworthy technology stories?
>He still lives with his parents
>His Mother is trying to do something on Word
>Hear her constantly bitching about how slow the computer is
>It literally has 3 different animation/buddy client things that crawl around and interact with the screen
>Has 3 Office windows open, not responding and hogging resources
>"Oh, would you like me to help speed it up? I can see that your computer is under strain due to various processes - if you'll just allow me to go into the Task Manager I can end some of the processes for you and speed up your computer."
>"NO ANON YOU DON'T JUST GO TOUCHING OTHER PEOPLES COMPUTERS LIKE THEY'RE YOURS I DON'T WANT MY COMPUTER MESSED UP BY SOMEONE LIKE YOU YOU IF YOU'D STOP BEING SUCH A DICK ALL THE TIME TRYING TO FUCK AROUND WITH THE COMPUTER MAYBE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET MY WORK DONE!" - *She then spends another 5 minutes berating me on trivial shit she knows nothing about, talking with a smug undertone implying she's of such a superior intellect that listening to a peasant such as myself would be degrading*
>I back off and leave her alone
>Hear her continue to bitch about how the computer is so slow and how everyone in the world is out to attack her
Anyone else have any funny/rageworthy technology stories?
