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>search for something quick
>didn't want to wait for my 30 tabs to load on Firefox
>use Internet exploder
>open tab
>windows shell crashes
>reloads
>Win 7 Home Security alert pops up
>scanning
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I did this before and it resulted in me getting Windows Anti-virus 2009.

I have no face when because I'm on my fucking laptop since my desktop is now a brick.
I booted in safe mode and the fucker still loaded, same as Windows Anti-virus 2009.