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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 23:36:00 No.17276051 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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http://www.tomsguide.com/us/hooker-steals-macbook-pro-macbook-prostitute,news-11005.html

This is a gold mine. Let's see:

>$2800 macbook pro owner can't afford a $200 prostitute, probably because he is a middle class hipster who spent his life savings on an apple product to look rich
>$2800 macbook pro owner needs a prostitute to get laid
>$2800 macbook pro owner went to church right after doing it with a prostitute

Glorious.