>>17276870I never feel better when a package is out for delivery, I feel anxious and slightly ill. Every 2 minutes I'm looking out the window for fear that I'll miss the package, which half the time happens anyways because they knocked with a clutch of feathers, slapped a pre-written missed delivery notice on the door and did an olympic sprint back to the truck before they slam on the accelerator and do a burnout halfway down the block.