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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:07:00 No.17279522 View View Reply Original Report

What are your expectations for the iPad 3, /g/?

For me these are a must:

1080p resolution
stereo audio
A6 processor
retina display
HD up to 128GB
USB/Thunderbolt port
10-12 hours of battery life
50% thinner than the iPad 1
at the most, $600 starting price

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:09:00 No.17279549 Report

Quoted By: >>17279561

day one purchase no matter what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:09:00 No.17279554 Report

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It has to be followed by the cheaper Ipad 4 within 4 months. I also expect to wait in line for a good week to buy it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:09:00 No.17279556 Report

Quoted By: >>17279563

Flash support

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No.17279561 Report

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>>17279549
i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No.17279563 Report

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>>17279556
Oh, and this, all the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:10:00 No.17279566 Report

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A useful feature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:14:00 No.17279614 Report

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Bankruptcy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:15:00 No.17279619 Report

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I expect it to transform into a male human anus and let me fuck it. I expect it to just work. I expect it to be a matter anti-mater propulsion engine. I expect it to be magical by at at least 9001 times more than the nearest competitor's product..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:18:00 No.17279673 Report

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Finnaly:
Traf Apps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:21:00 No.17279714 Report

Quoted By: >>17279721

there will never be an on-board USB port or a thunderbolt port. it will never support flash.

these are facts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:22:00 No.17279721 Report

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>>17279714
>implying you know what is going on steve jobs's mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:22:00 No.17279724 Report

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thinner than a sheet of paper & lighter than air

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:23:00 No.17279735 Report

Quoted By: >>17279759 >>17279793

FOR GODS SAKE THE IPAD 2 JUST CAME OUT
AT LEAST HOLD OUT 6 MONTHS BEFORE STARTING THESE THREADS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:23:00 No.17279739 Report

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USB/Thunderbolt port
50% thinner than the iPad 1

Choose one.

My expectations is that Ipad 3 will suck just as bad as 1 or 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:24:00 No.17279742 Report

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2048x1536

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:24:00 No.17279743 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:24:00 No.17279751 Report

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So long as iPad 3 has the retina display and some sort of iPod2-esque magnetic cover, then I'm good to go.

Nothing else matters. I trust Apple to do the right thing.

haiku

haiku Tue 03 May 2011 04:25:00 No.17279756 Report

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33% thinner!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:25:00 No.17279759 Report

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>>17279735
Faggot used troll.
It's not very effective.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:26:00 No.17279777 Report

Quoted By: >>17279807

106% thinner
four cameras
2.1 audio
flash support, but flash devs must pay apple a licensing fee of $100 dollars before it will be allowed to run on an iPad
button to quickly bring up a list of how it is superior to certain products
clock has a timer that lets you know how long it's been since you've been to a coffee shop
clock also counts down to how long until it is obsolete
feature that constantly takes pictures of you and analyzes them to tell you if you need to pop your collar or grow more facial hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:27:00 No.17279779 Report

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It will be the exact same thing as the iPad 2, just slightly thinner, have a slightly more powerful processor, they may fix the camera, and it will come in all the colors of the rainbow.

>yfw im right one year from now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:27:00 No.17279787 Report

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>>17279522
>1080p resolution
>Retina Display
Buzzwords aside, that's fucking redundant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:28:00 No.17279793 Report

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>>17279735
iPad 2 was a disappointment.
My money is resting in my wallet until iPad 3 has the features I want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:29:00 No.17279807 Report

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>>17279777
trips don't lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:30:00 No.17279811 Report

Quoted By: >>17279825 >>17279842 >>17279849

500% thicker
No touchscreen
Attached keyboard with touchpad mouse
Windows 7 installed
4 GB RAM
Ivy bridge
Powerful GPU
1TB HDD
Removeable/Upgradable components.

The perfect iPad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:30:00 No.17279815 Report

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All I know is my Archos tablet sucks, so Apple could continue making the iPad 2 for five years without having any real competition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:31:00 No.17279825 Report

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>>17279811
brofist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:33:00 No.17279842 Report

Quoted By: >>17279856

>>17279811
>1TB HDD
no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:33:00 No.17279849 Report

Quoted By: >>17279925

>>17279811
Erm, you are doing it wrong.
In a few years, there will be kids growing up that think "iPad" when you say the words 'app' or 'Internet'. The whole idea that you need a huge, bulky box to compute will seem as quaint as old people who insist on landlines.

MacFag !!9HixxlQIM2g

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MacFag !!9HixxlQIM2g Tue 03 May 2011 04:33:00 No.17279850 Report

Quoted By: >>17279870

>1080p
I highly fucking doubt it, given that the iPad isn't 16:9.

>stereo audio
Because the iPod Touch, iPhone, and all other iDevices have this...

>A6 Processor
Gee, ya think?

>Retina Display
Doubtful.

>128GB storage
Probably will be an option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:34:00 No.17279852 Report

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significantly smaller length/width
ability to make phone calls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:34:00 No.17279856 Report

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>>17279842
Not sure if troll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:34:00 No.17279864 Report

Quoted By: >>17279894

I hope this time around it's not a big fucking iPod.

But it will be.

Worthless piece of shit tier technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:35:00 No.17279870 Report

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>>17279850
>>more expensive
> Not a chance. Apple don't ever seem to change iDevice pricing with new generations
Agreed. Apple decides what the price point will be, then continually revs the features and capacities upwards so as to maintain their set price.
It's amazing to see this work year after year after year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:36:00 No.17279884 Report

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Lower price tag
More RAM
Higher resolution
Detachable keyboard/battery
USB and HDMI ports

Oh wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:37:00 No.17279894 Report

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>>17279864
according to your own img you're probably a "stupid fuck"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:40:00 No.17279925 Report

Quoted By: >>17279962

>>17279849
>he doesn't have a landline
Don't mind me calling all of europe for a monthy flat rate of 20€

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2011 04:43:00 No.17279962 Report

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>>17279925
Actually, I do have a landline, but only because ISP+landline is the same price as ISP+dry run.

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