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Reasons why I LOATHE facebook.

!/mnJQs7QaU No.19244740 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
1. The bloody invites people sent me in my email account. Needless to say, I deleted them from my contacts and now use an email which I will only hand out to people I actually want to stay in contact with.

2. I caved when it first came out and joined up to see what the hype was all about. Honestly, it was the most self-indulgent crap i've ever seen. Y's raving about who's farm was better than X's, People treating other people like a commodity and thinking they're better than you just because they have a higher friend count.

3. People you barely even talked to or maybe ONCE passed in the hallway at Secondary School adding you thinking you're their long, lost mate. Same goes to the pricks that made it the most miserable 4 years of my life.

4. Relatives adding you, especially when it was ones you don't even like.

5. Song lyrics as status updates, Jesus Christ that just screams "Attention Whore".

6. Whenever an individual started University they would go by the logic the number of photos taking=the better the time you had.

7. Another rant on photos, people going to the same club or pub every week just to take a photo of them sitting in the EXACT same place just at another angle.

Well done facebook, you've devalued the word "friend".