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Anonymous !YIFFSvTMcg Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:08:00 No.19658064 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19658131 >>19658324

Oh God help me /g/, I had to go outside to meet a friend.

I'm outside. Right now.

It's cold and I'm not wearing a coat. Should I go back? They might be another twenty minutes and everyone who walks past keeps looking at me.

I never should have left my room.

What should I do? Go back?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:10:00 No.19658080 Report

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Donkey thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:10:00 No.19658094 Report

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RUN, OP! RUN! GO STRAIGHT TO THEIR HOUSE! DO NOT WAIT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:11:00 No.19658110 Report

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Shout 'STOP LOOKING AT ME' at everyone who passes by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:11:00 No.19658116 Report

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If your place is 10 minutes away, go back and get a nice coat.

You can do this, Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:11:00 No.19658119 Report

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I looked down.

There is shit on the floor next to me.

Actual shit.

This is like something out of a horror movie.

Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:12:00 No.19658131 Report

Quoted By: >>19658188

>>19658064
>friend

Almost got me there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:12:00 No.19658134 Report

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everyone knows.

everyone you pass is thinking about you and talking about you.

they know.

go back home now.

to the safety

go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:14:00 No.19658158 Report

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they are all looking at you because they think you are about to stab them and take their ipods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:14:00 No.19658161 Report

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Everyone is looking at you, they are all making fun of you inside their heads. Turn back now, or experience true horror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:15:00 No.19658183 Report

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yes the outside world is a horrific and scary place, where only men can survive.

go back home to mommy and some warm milk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:16:00 No.19658188 Report

Quoted By: >>19658215 >>19658221 >>19658258

>>19658131

We're having a LAN night and he needed help carrying some stuff.

Might even play some magic cards tonight.

It's the only thing keeping me sane thinking about it but I don't know if it's worth it.

I'm so uncomfortable.

OH GOD UPDATE

there are three girls walking towards me. I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS /g/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:17:00 No.19658215 Report

Quoted By: >>19658231

>>19658188
Oh god.

Stop for a moment. Check your phone, pretend you've come to some sort of realisation. Turn around and walk away.
Or, if it's possible, walk in a different direction. It's worth the extra few minutes of walking to get away from them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:17:00 No.19658216 Report

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What is this outside you speak of OP?

Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:18:00 No.19658221 Report

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>>19658188

>Might even play some magic cards tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:18:00 No.19658231 Report

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>>19658215
TAKE PICTURES OF THEM AND POST THEM ONLINE.

FOR SCIENCE!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:19:00 No.19658245 Report

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Ask the girls if they want to play magic cards, surely they will accept.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:20:00 No.19658258 Report

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>>19658188
calm down, try to remember the basics of CQC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:20:00 No.19658261 Report

Quoted By: >>19658283 >>19658294 >>19658295 >>19658296 >>19658321 >>19658346

Ok ok ok I'm cool. I'm hiding in some bushes right now. Hopefully no one will see me. I keep ringing my friend he's not picking up. Left him a few messages what the fuck!

Why is he doing this to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:20:00 No.19658266 Report

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Offer to show them your puppies and then have your way with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:21:00 No.19658272 Report

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go sit in a bar and learn something, op

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:21:00 No.19658278 Report

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Best thread on /g/ right now.

OP, make wounded Animal noises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:21:00 No.19658283 Report

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>>19658261
Jesus christ, look at that.
>Shitty bloom everywhere
>No AA
>Pig disgusting colour pallet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:22:00 No.19658294 Report

Quoted By: >>19658331

>>19658261

Quick!, go watch some episodes of Man vs Wild, who knows how long you will have to survive in those bushes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:22:00 No.19658295 Report

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>>19658261
He knows.
He's in on the conspiracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:22:00 No.19658296 Report

Quoted By: >>19658314 >>19658363

>>19658261
poisonous plants in those bushes, OP. GTFO those bushes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:23:00 No.19658314 Report

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>>19658296
And more shit!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:23:00 No.19658321 Report

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>>19658261
Wow, it's obvious they just copypasted the same textures/sprites over here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:23:00 No.19658324 Report

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>>19658064
do you live in norway or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:24:00 No.19658331 Report

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>>19658294
>Man vs Wild
>not survivor man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:24:00 No.19658338 Report

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I fucking love you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:25:00 No.19658346 Report

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>>19658261
Benzo is what you need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:25:00 No.19658357 Report

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This is what happens when you leave the house Op, stay inside, enjoy life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:26:00 No.19658363 Report

Quoted By: >>19658375 >>19658388

>>19658296

OH FUCK OH FUCK DIDNT EVEN THINK!

Where do I go? Bushes on one side, A FUCKING RIVER ON THE OTHER! and women in the middle.

Fuck it i could fucking drown in that. Like really, it's only protected by a four foot security fence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:27:00 No.19658375 Report

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>>19658363
Confront the women and demand oral sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:28:00 No.19658381 Report

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Can you swim?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:28:00 No.19658388 Report

Quoted By: >>19658440

>>19658363
JUMP OVER FENCE, BUT HOLD ONTO IT WITH ONE HAND.

TAKE PICS WITH OTHER HAND WHILE HANGING ON THE OTHER!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:29:00 No.19658397 Report

Quoted By: >>19658413 >>19658425 >>19658431 >>19658437

Ok ok I've moved. I think I see a pub. I hear people laughing. I'm nearer my friends house but don't want to go past it. They're all looking out the window. Judging.

I hear music. It scares me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:29:00 No.19658407 Report

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take pictures of the women, tell them is for class project, profit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:30:00 No.19658413 Report

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>>19658397
BEHAVE NATURAL!

JUMP INTO POO AND ROLL AROUND IN IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:30:00 No.19658424 Report

Quoted By: >>19658540

Ipswich?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:30:00 No.19658425 Report

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>>19658397
Call your mom and ask for a ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:31:00 No.19658431 Report

Quoted By: >>19660274

>>19658397
OP is a britfag.
the plot thickens

also why is every fucking pub called the railway tavern?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:31:00 No.19658437 Report

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>>19658397
greet strangers, say "good morning" as it is customary

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:31:00 No.19658440 Report

Quoted By: >>19658465 >>19658498

>>19658388

NOW WHAT THIS ONLY SEEMS TO MAKE THINGS WORSE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:33:00 No.19658465 Report

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>>19658440
Install Gentoo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:34:00 No.19658496 Report

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OP, gtfo, don't you know the radiation of the day-star will give you cancer?

ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:35:00 No.19658498 Report

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>>19658440
DO YOU HAVE A FLASH DRIVE WITH THE GENTOO STAGE3 INSTALL MEDIA ON IT?!

QUICKLY INSTALL GENTOO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:35:00 No.19658517 Report

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YOU'RE OUTSIDE IN THE DAY? RUN HOME BEFORE YOUR SKIN BURNS AWAY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:37:00 No.19658540 Report

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>>19658424

Oh God yes do you know where I am? Can you come save me

Please?

I'm scared

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:37:00 No.19658544 Report

Quoted By: >>19658585

hey, OP, where did you go to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:37:00 No.19658546 Report

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Take your shirt off, OP. Don't ask questions. JUST DO IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:39:00 No.19658585 Report

Quoted By: >>19658593

>>19658544
We have lost contact with OP, we will have to send a recovery team to retrieve the body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:39:00 No.19658593 Report

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>>19658585
He must have tried to swim across the river. Bring the diving gear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:40:00 No.19658608 Report

Quoted By: >>19658634 >>19658765

op is here
78-80 new Cut West, Ipswich, Suffolk IP2 8HW
someone go and gie him a hug and tell him everything will be alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:42:00 No.19658634 Report

Quoted By: >>19658765

>>19658608
Seconded. Somebody hug OP.

Amy !YIFFSvTMcg

Amy !YIFFSvTMcg Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:48:00 No.19658765 Report

Quoted By: >>19658791

>>19658634
>>19658608
Thirded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:49:00 No.19658785 Report

Quoted By: >>19658798 >>19658809 >>19658812 >>19658813 >>19658850 >>19658866 >>19661391

Oh God that was terrifying.

I aborted the mission /g/, now back home. The LAN is cancelled. All LANs are cancelled from now on.

Thanks for your help...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:50:00 No.19658791 Report

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>>19658765
FOURTHÉD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:50:00 No.19658798 Report

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>>19658785
You're great OP!

Pleasure to be in the same thread as you kind sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:51:00 No.19658809 Report

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>>19658785
good thing you made it, OP

also congrats on being a member of the floor = desk master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:51:00 No.19658812 Report

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>>19658785
dat computer on carpet
winrar op winrar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:51:00 No.19658813 Report

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>>19658785
>Slimline Acer
That's disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:54:00 No.19658843 Report

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>computer on the floor

How do you live with yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:54:00 No.19658847 Report

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It's time to drink your own piss, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:54:00 No.19658850 Report

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>>19658785
How come you canceled it?
Did your "friends" went busy all of a sudden?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:55:00 No.19658866 Report

Quoted By: >>19658890 >>19660097

>>19658785
Host the lan party at your house next time, make the fuckers come to you.

Amy !YIFFSvTMcg

Amy !YIFFSvTMcg Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:57:00 No.19658890 Report

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>>19658866
This is a very good idea, do this OP, then you get to have a lan party AND stay indoors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 20:59:00 No.19658920 Report

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Sounds like OP experienced HL3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 21:08:00 No.19659055 Report

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Fucking perfect thread. It's a pleasure to post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 21:14:00 No.19659162 Report

Quoted By: >>19659176

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

ARCHIVE OP'S BRAVERY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 21:15:00 No.19659176 Report

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>>19659162
Not unless he goes back out to see if his friend is there.

That's the price of immortallity in the archives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 21:25:00 No.19659309 Report

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Manly tears, OP. You did well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 21:52:00 No.19659760 Report

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best thread i saw today
thanks OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 21:54:00 No.19659801 Report

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Oh God I'm liking so hard right now.

You're an example for neckbeard shut ins everywhere OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:04:00 No.19659997 Report

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EPSILON AS FUCK

You made me proud OP

nand !nandZ23/.6

nand !nandZ23/.6 Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:08:00 No.19660097 Report

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>>19658866
This is what I do, but only because my PC is a watercooled monolith and moving it would be a huge pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:12:00 No.19660156 Report

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This shit been archived?

Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:14:00 No.19660202 Report

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>>19659830
LOL IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIENDS????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:17:00 No.19660274 Report

Quoted By: >>19660854

>>19658431
Once upon a time, there were many railways in Britain. Most of the stations in towns had pubs near them, hence Railway Tavern.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:53:00 No.19660854 Report

Quoted By: >>19660871

>>19660274
You know that pubs called the Steamboat in OP's pic, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:55:00 No.19660871 Report

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>>19660854
The railways, like so many other things in britain, tend to be rather damp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 22:56:00 No.19660889 Report

Quoted By: >>19661364 >>19661400

My local is called the 'The Lord Palmerson'. I've always wanted to open one nearby called 'The William Pitt'.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 23:22:00 No.19661318 Report

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This thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 23:25:00 No.19661364 Report

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>>19660889

Lord Palmerston!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 23:27:00 No.19661391 Report

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>>19658785
You even fail as a neet. Shit tier hardware man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 23:27:00 No.19661400 Report

Quoted By: >>19661470

>>19660889
A bit high-brow isn't it: a 19th century political joke in the medium of pub?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Aug 2011 23:32:00 No.19661470 Report

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>>19661400

Especially given that Pitt the Elder died in the 18th Century and Palmerston was active in the 19th.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2011 00:27:00 No.19662381 Report

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I love this thread so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2011 01:45:00 No.19663673 Report

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Just posting to keep this thread alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Aug 2011 01:49:00 No.19663752 Report

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Just walk up to the nearest person and ask if he has a quest for you. Oh, and check all containers for loot. Break them if you have to.

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