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!Reeeeeeeeg Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.19830848 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>19830928 >>19830994 >>19831107 >>19831976

So now that my mom kicked me out and I've run out of money, I've moved into this shallow cave on someone's farm property. There's this old unused barn around 100 feet away that I'm running my power from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:38:00 No.19830899 Report

Quoted By: >>19830957 >>19831793

so how do you get online?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.19830919 Report

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LMAO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.19830928 Report

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>>19830848
ITT /g/ is my personal blog.
Today I smoked some weed, browsed /g/ all day and posted a funny pictured. lol
I also cried because of some girl I like.
Current mood: gloomy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.19830931 Report

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lol fail

Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.19830936 Report

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jesus christ jordan buy a gun and shoot yourself and end it
you'll be an e-famous tripfag if you livestream it

Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.19830957 Report

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>>19830899
I don't ;_;

I hike around 1 mile into town and go to an Internet cafe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:41:00 No.19830962 Report

Quoted By: >>19831117

That is fucking awesome dude. What outlet did you get the extension cable from. Do you think anyone will notice? Also, how DID you get online?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:41:00 No.19830969 Report

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> dat file comment

Just end it now Jordan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:41:00 No.19830974 Report

Quoted By: >>19831117

What good is a computer without the internet? What do you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:42:00 No.19830982 Report

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http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/4958/i-live-in-a-hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:42:00 No.19830994 Report

Quoted By: >>19831117

>>19830848
why are you living in a shitty cave, if 100 feet from you there is an unused barn with a power outlet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:44:00 No.19831016 Report

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Thought you were dead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:47:00 No.19831094 Report

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>this thread

ahahaha neckbeards

Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.19831107 Report

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>>19830848
Just do it man. This is not even amusing anymore.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.19831117 Report

Quoted By: >>19831136 >>19831259

>>19830994
>>19830962
There's lots of spiders and stuff, and someone might see my light in there. I buried the power cord I'm running in the dirt so it's not that noticable... my cave is kind of down a small hill out of view.

>>19830974
Play some shitty games, working on trying to put my own Linux distro together. Right now I'm downloading some LFS stuff and core util source packages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:50:00 No.19831136 Report

Quoted By: >>19831164 >>19831283

>>19831117
Where does your family think you are? Man.. I want to do something for you. You can't be happy this way.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:50:00 No.19831151 Report

Quoted By: >>19831262

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:51:00 No.19831164 Report

Quoted By: >>19831262

>>19831136
>playing games
>making a linux distro

How can that not be a time full of happyness.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:52:00 No.19831179 Report

Quoted By: >>19831330

You can come live with me, jordan ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:54:00 No.19831213 Report

Quoted By: >>19831740 >>19831751

somebody archive this shiz

official mancave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.19831235 Report

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That's what you get for using /g/ as your blog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:56:00 No.19831251 Report

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I want to believe this is real so bad.

op Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:56:00 No.19831259 Report

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>>19831117
>no job
>living in a cave
>decide to put together a linux distro

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:56:00 No.19831262 Report

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this
>>19831164
and this
>>19831151
should be posted together....

Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:57:00 No.19831283 Report

Quoted By: >>19831316

>>19831136
If my mom knew where I was, she'd be pretty sad, she thinks I'm staying at a half-way house right now but I couldn't stand it there with all of the druggies. But my mom has no money either and is barely surviving on food stamps.

I don't care anymore, I hate this world, I just want to focus on my own projects now. It feels kind of relieving not having expectations from others weighing you down on your shoulders. But I feel pretty crappy too when I realize what kind of situation I'm in. Better just to focus on my projects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:57:00 No.19831291 Report

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>they haven't seen this image multiple times before

You have, haven't you?

Oolong☃Tea !Reeeeeeeeg

Oolong☃Tea !Reeeeeeeeg Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:57:00 No.19831292 Report

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When did you get a desktop?

RoboMendel !!BJTz0OTwQdf

RoboMendel !!BJTz0OTwQdf Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:58:00 No.19831310 Report

Quoted By: >>19831464

If this is real.... how and what do you eat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.19831316 Report

Quoted By: >>19831464

>>19831283
What can I do to help? I'm your anon friend/bro and I'll do what I can.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.19831330 Report

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>>19831179
Living somewhere else might be better, but I'm tired of being exploited and used by others. I know it will just be worse off, it won't work out. Thanks for the offer though. ;_;

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:00:00 No.19831340 Report

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We don't give a damn jordan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:00:00 No.19831352 Report

Quoted By: >>19831464

What do you do when it rains?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:00:00 No.19831359 Report

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>my face when this fat piece of shit makes up a story in order to get attention

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:01:00 No.19831366 Report

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look into making a small fire pit, keep the bugs away at night and provides warmth.
I did something similar to this for a few months. minus the computer and power.

!AHwSoLeet2

!AHwSoLeet2 Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:02:00 No.19831375 Report

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Jordan confirmed for high-level trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:04:00 No.19831432 Report

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>>19831391
>my face when I'm in a state university
>my face when my GPA in HS was 4.3+
>my face when jordan is a subhuman and a fat fuck

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:05:00 No.19831447 Report

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>>19831391

>that feels when you have a neckbeard and whatever man that's your opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:05:00 No.19831451 Report

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Would sniff my fingers and smell my own dookyballs. Shit.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:06:00 No.19831464 Report

Quoted By: >>19831479 >>19831482 >>19831526 >>19831538

>>19831316
You'll just end up hating me like everyone else because I'm so pathetic. Thanks but no thanks.

>>19831352
It hasn't gotten that wet yet, I've only been there a week. I have my pickup truck parked hidden in the bushes if it gets real bad.

>>19831310
I get food stamps, plus there's a soup kitchen for homeless people I go to once a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:06:00 No.19831471 Report

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Have you switched to FreeBSD yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:07:00 No.19831475 Report

Quoted By: >>19831558

>>19831391
You have to be incredibly socially retarded to live in a cave.
Even the most inept neckbeards can get a job.

Your Little Sister !!Dt6i6gElz9z

Your Little Sister !!Dt6i6gElz9z Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:07:00 No.19831479 Report

Quoted By: >>19831558

>>19831464
>has a car
>why aren't you living in your truck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:07:00 No.19831482 Report

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>>19831464
You're not jordan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:10:00 No.19831526 Report

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>>19831464
You can't say that without at least giving me a chance dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:10:00 No.19831531 Report

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Compile a house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:11:00 No.19831538 Report

Quoted By: >>19831559 >>19831594

>>19831464
Do you pay insurance for your Truck?

What projects do you have?

Do you have a GED or High School equivalent?

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:12:00 No.19831558 Report

Quoted By: >>19831597

>>19831479
No room to set up my rig or sleep comfortalby.

>>19831475
I tried getting a job, but no one wants to hire a fat slob with no skills. I'm good at literally nothing. Good thing though is I think I'm starting to lose weight now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:12:00 No.19831559 Report

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>>19831538
>pay insurance

holy shit I can imagine the irony of him being homeless but still paying insurance on his car every month

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:14:00 No.19831594 Report

Quoted By: >>19832686

>>19831538
>Do you pay insurance for your Truck?
No..

>What projects do you have?
1) trying to create my own linux distro
2) rice my desktop

>Do you have a GED or High School equivalent?
No. I dropped out after failing 10th grade for the second time. I just wasn't motimavated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:14:00 No.19831597 Report

Quoted By: >>19831620

>>19831558
Suck dick for gas money and drive up to Pennsylvania.
You know how to make a complete sentence so you're qualified for most untrained jobs and just about every business around is hiring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:14:00 No.19831605 Report

Quoted By: >>19831696

>So now that my mom kicked me out
Oh dear god Jordan I feel sorry for you. What about your job?

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:15:00 No.19831616 Report

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Do you have a chubby ass? Would you take dick in your ass for money?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:15:00 No.19831618 Report

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i fucking lol'd so hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:15:00 No.19831619 Report

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To be really, really honest, I'm kinda jelly. I've always wanted to be in this kind of adventure.

I'd get really butthurt when the moment I can't find food comes, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:15:00 No.19831620 Report

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>>19831597
hiring illegal inmigrants? :p
how much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:16:00 No.19831641 Report

Quoted By: >>19831696

HOLY SHIT, IS THIS FOR REAL
I'M LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF

What happened jordan, I thought you got a job?
Don't make me upload my collection of homeless people I photographed to mock you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:17:00 No.19831656 Report

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I lived out of my car for a while. It's not so bad.

When it got too hot out, I just went out to the bar every night and was extremely charming to a girl, and went back to her place.

Three years later, I still feel uncomfortable in a bed after spending so much time in my car.

NOKO NOW !7HAMu23nPc

NOKO NOW !7HAMu23nPc Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:18:00 No.19831658 Report

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I'd let you stay in my home.

Shame I'm a spic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:18:00 No.19831665 Report

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drive to pennsylvania and come live with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:19:00 No.19831689 Report

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>farm owner goes out for a walk one night
>see a light somewhere on the shallow edge of his property
>see a fat subhuman laying on his property
>pull the trigger (he always brings his shotgun)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:19:00 No.19831690 Report

Quoted By: >>19831723

Drive to Japan and let's fuck lolis together, OP/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:19:00 No.19831695 Report

Quoted By:

epic thread....but

I still miss the real Jordan

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:19:00 No.19831696 Report

Quoted By: >>19831721 >>19831744

>>19831605
>>19831641
I couldn't stand it. I left after a few days.

And yes, it's real, I'm such a pathetic piece of shit I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:20:00 No.19831718 Report

Quoted By: >>19831835

what if some thugs walk by and catch you in there?

u gon' get raped son.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:20:00 No.19831721 Report

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>>19831696
Why couldn't you keep working? At least for a month.

Also, if I were you, I'd walk a bit and find an apple tree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:20:00 No.19831723 Report

Quoted By: >>19831732

>>19831690
>Drive to Japan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:21:00 No.19831732 Report

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>>19831723
>doesn't know about the loli-built bridges

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:21:00 No.19831733 Report

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What's great about this is that it's so plausible.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:21:00 No.19831740 Report

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>>19831213
>official mancave
fuckin lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:22:00 No.19831744 Report

Quoted By: >>19831845

>>19831696
>I'm such a pathetic piece of shit I know.

no, you're a guy that was abused his whole life by a mom that doesn't know how to instill confidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:22:00 No.19831751 Report

Quoted By: >>19831776

>>19831213
>goto chanarchive.org
>request archival
>????
>profit

Fiber Optometrist !m3M/oOYhX.!!PowUtQgKBbD

Fiber Optometrist !m3M/oOYhX.!!PowUtQgKBbD Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:22:00 No.19831759 Report

Quoted By: >>19831835

Why am I laughing so hard?! Can you please submit a timestamp'd photo of your cave?

aff !ozOtJW9BFA

aff !ozOtJW9BFA Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:23:00 No.19831767 Report

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Jordan, what happened man? Why have you resorted to the lowest of lows?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:23:00 No.19831769 Report

Quoted By: >>19831790 >>19831801 >>19831805

Former humans lived without computers, electricity or even money.

Make tools out of stone and go kill a cow. Then eat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:23:00 No.19831776 Report

Quoted By: >>19832549

>>19831751
http://chanarchive.org/requests
done and done

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:23:00 No.19831780 Report

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>live in hole
>best course of action is to tell /g/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:24:00 No.19831788 Report

Quoted By: >>19831807

Ask the FSF for help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:24:00 No.19831790 Report

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>>19831769
i'd lol if he posted pictures of a squirrel or something he caught with a trap, then ate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:24:00 No.19831793 Report

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>>19830899
>100 feet away that I'm running my power from

Get back to 4chan you stupid noob, he's using the powerline!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:24:00 No.19831801 Report

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>>19831769
IRL Minecraft. I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:25:00 No.19831805 Report

Quoted By: >>19831813 >>19831846

>>19831769
> kill a cow

You do know that ranchers know exactly how many cows they have? And when one disappears they don't take it lightly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:25:00 No.19831807 Report

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>>19831788
THIS THIS THIS

Or roll your linux distro and ask for donations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:25:00 No.19831812 Report

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Find a river as soon as you can, Jordan.

Or find a road, go the autostoppan way and tell them to get you to the nearest river. They may even help you with at least a fucking cookie or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:25:00 No.19831813 Report

Quoted By: >>19831834

>>19831805
you do know that he was obviously fucking joking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:27:00 No.19831834 Report

Quoted By: >>19831863

>>19831813
Honestly, I wasn't joking.

I'd do it. Fucking survival skills.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:27:00 No.19831835 Report

Quoted By: >>19831858 >>19831890 >>19831893

>>19831718
I got mugged at the half-way house... no one wants to rape a fat ugly piece of shit like me. What are they going to take, my shitty 4 year old rig?

>>19831759
I can't, I'm at an Internet cafe in town right now, if I'm still alive I'll probably take other pictures to post for later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:27:00 No.19831838 Report

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Jordan, I'll send you $500 via western union if you can cover the costs for me, which should $20. Please send it via paypal to johnficek@ymail.com as soon as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:27:00 No.19831845 Report

Quoted By: >>19831965

>>19831744
>fuck up your life
>blame it on parents

sure is 21st century in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:27:00 No.19831846 Report

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>>19831805
Everyone's sleeping. Get a tarp or something. Kill the cow. Carry some meat. Get the FUCK out of there as fast as you can. Go deep into the forest. Make a fire. Cook meat. Eat. Survive.

Hurr.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:28:00 No.19831850 Report

Quoted By: >>19831865 >>19831868

At least you're not in Prison or Jail, have you ever been?

Have you lost your virginity since becoming homeless, or gotten close?

Have you thought about growing weed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:28:00 No.19831858 Report

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>>19831835
Ask the internet cafe guy for a job or for help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:29:00 No.19831863 Report

Quoted By: >>19831896

>>19831834
do retards really think that killing a cow counts as survival skills? that requires no skill, any retard can kill an animal with no measure of self-preservation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:29:00 No.19831865 Report

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>>19831850
Hey, this is a good idea.

Go steal something, go to jail, autofood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:29:00 No.19831868 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831850
>inplying that a minimum security prison wouldn't be a good solution for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:29:00 No.19831869 Report

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why don't you try and get public aid?

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:29:00 No.19831870 Report

Quoted By: >>19831895

>stealing power for computer
i hope you have amd video cards because now would be a good time to mine some buttcoins

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:29:00 No.19831878 Report

Quoted By: >>19831887 >>19831899 >>19831904 >>19831920 >>19831921 >>19831930

I'm literally crying now at realizing how shitty I am at live, sorry for the shitty thread, I'm going to pick up a bottle of whiskey for the walk home

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:30:00 No.19831887 Report

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>>19831878
Kill yourself first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:30:00 No.19831890 Report

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>>19831835
>I got mugged at the half-way house...

dude, fuck. i feel sorry for you.

when you inevitably reconcile with your mom (was the argument over your job?) you should pay for therapy.

for your anxiety. though i'm guessing you've done that. though are you sure you took it seriously?

Fiber Optometrist !m3M/oOYhX.!!PowUtQgKBbD

Fiber Optometrist !m3M/oOYhX.!!PowUtQgKBbD Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:30:00 No.19831893 Report

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>>19831835
Can you take a picture of yourself in the café?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:30:00 No.19831895 Report

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>>19831870
this is actually a good idea. OP become a buttcoin miner, put 100% of your income into buying more 6990's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:30:00 No.19831896 Report

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>>19831863
No, killing a cow doesn't count as survival.

Realizing that you fucking need food and hacking your ways around it IS survival.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:31:00 No.19831899 Report

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>>19831878

0/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:31:00 No.19831900 Report

Quoted By: >>19831912

Not sure if troll or serious..

>Jordan
I'm leaning to troll

NOKO NOW !7HAMu23nPc

NOKO NOW !7HAMu23nPc Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:31:00 No.19831904 Report

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>>19831878
Uh, don't worry man, I'll be in this thread giving you my moral support.

Over the internet, yeah, but hey, I've always thought you're a pretty cool guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:31:00 No.19831910 Report

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is this legit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:31:00 No.19831912 Report

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>>19831900
we all know this is fake. but we're enjoying the 1% possibility that it's true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:32:00 No.19831920 Report

Quoted By: >>19832000

>>19831878
>can't even afford a youth hostel
>buys a bottle of jack
Now I just know you're trolling

aff !ozOtJW9BFA

aff !ozOtJW9BFA Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:32:00 No.19831921 Report

Quoted By: >>19831935 >>19831969

>>19831878
If I gave you $1000, what would you do with it and how would it help you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:32:00 No.19831923 Report

Quoted By: >>19831943

I really doubt he's trolling.

This is really, really plausible.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:32:00 No.19831928 Report

Quoted By:

Fat shithead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:32:00 No.19831930 Report

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>>19831878
Hey you, motherfucker.
Get your fucking pussy self together!
YOU CAN MAKE A LINUX DISTRO BUT SAY YOU ARE GOOD AT NOTHING? FUCK YOU.
GET A FUCKING JOB, OR KISS MOM'S ASS AND TELL HER WHAT YOU LEARNED ABOUT DOING SHIT WITH YOUR LIFE.

COUCHSURFING.ORG
DO IT.
NOW GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
SELL YOUR DESKTOP. THATS APARTMENT RENT FOR A MONTH. JESUS CHRIST PUSSY, STOP CRYING OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF AD PICK UP AN APPLICATION FOR MCDONALDS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:33:00 No.19831935 Report

Quoted By: >>19831960

>>19831921
He's probably going to fuck up again, since he can't hold a job

Oolong☃Tea !Reeeeeeeeg

Oolong☃Tea !Reeeeeeeeg Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:33:00 No.19831942 Report

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Hey if you're still alive come October let me know. I have a place for you to stay that involves no contact with people.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:33:00 No.19831943 Report

Quoted By: >>19831958

>>19831923

you must be kidding me.

BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF

BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:33:00 No.19831946 Report

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/g/ - Squatting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:33:00 No.19831947 Report

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Squatting + eating stray dogs master race reporting in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:34:00 No.19831958 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831943
>fat neckbeard with no job
>not possible to be kicked out of his house

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:34:00 No.19831960 Report

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>>19831935
the funny thing is, nothing is actually wrong with him. all these syndromes and assburgers shit is made up cock and bull by people with fancy degrees, but lazy children.

man the fuck up, it's what people have been doing for 2000 years now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:34:00 No.19831965 Report

Quoted By: >>19831998 >>19832025

>>19831845
>have psychological issues
>not blaming the people that raised you for 18 years

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:35:00 No.19831969 Report

Quoted By: >>19831983 >>19831990 >>19832012 >>19832016 >>19832100

>>19831921
i really don't know bro. maybe pick up something to eat? i am starving so much right now.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:35:00 No.19831970 Report

Quoted By: >>19831997

Wow, op. Your shitty life and utter failure makes me feel much better about my shitty life. Man, I thought I was just about at the bottom, but you managed to lower the bar to new depths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:35:00 No.19831976 Report

Quoted By: >>19832006

>>19830848
Are you a bear, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:35:00 No.19831983 Report

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>>19831969
Not trying to be offensive, but you have fat reserves.

Go and sleep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:36:00 No.19831987 Report

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>I always have this fear because I was Homeschooled and thus unemployable, only know minimal programming, the only future plans I have for myself is to make a game that sells at least a little bit, enough to save up for a camper and then use the income/donations to buy food/car batteries/propane
Luckily I could probably mooch off my parents forever, and, hell, I've always thought of going full Chris-Chan and filing for a monthly tugboat.
Anyway good luck with your new life as the second coming of Stallman, Jordan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:36:00 No.19831990 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831969

>i am starving so much right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:36:00 No.19831997 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831970

go back to /b/ you fucking moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:36:00 No.19831998 Report

Quoted By: >>19832027

>>19831965
you are who you make yourself to be. all you have to do is fucking open up a history book and read it. or just go to a park, and ask bitches about how they were raised.

blaming your shit-tier motivation on your mother is what a child does, not an adult

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:36:00 No.19832000 Report

Quoted By: >>19832009

>>19831920
It could be real, he's probably still got some cash. And there was those videos of him drinking, getting drunk and depressed and crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:36:00 No.19832001 Report

Quoted By:

Hey OP come to pennsylvania i'll let you live in my house. Just don't steal no shit from me cause ill shoot your ass in a minute. I have Business Class comcast though.

Where do you live btw?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:37:00 No.19832006 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831976

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:37:00 No.19832009 Report

Quoted By: >>19832039

>>19832000
where are those? pray tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:37:00 No.19832012 Report

Quoted By: >>19832032

>>19831969
Not the real jordan. Real jordan has probably left.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:37:00 No.19832016 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831969
At least you'll be losing some weight, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:38:00 No.19832025 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831965
Implying I wasn't raised by /g/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:38:00 No.19832027 Report

Quoted By: >>19832067 >>19832342

>>19831998
>you are who you make yourself to be
and who you make yourself to be is constricted by how you were raised.

>blaming your shit-tier motivation on your mother is what a child does, not an adult
not blaming your psychological problems on your parents is what a stupid person does, not an intelligent one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:39:00 No.19832031 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:39:00 No.19832032 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832012
Stop it with this shit, it's not funny anymore.

No, I'm not buttmad, I'm just tired of shitty jokes. If you want to do some bad trolling then /a/ or /v/ might be better for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:39:00 No.19832039 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832009
They were on his youtube channel, I can't remember the name of it or if they're still up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:39:00 No.19832041 Report

Quoted By: >>19832052

if real jordan knows how to install gentoo why ha can' t get a job?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:39:00 No.19832043 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:40:00 No.19832046 Report

Quoted By: >>19832070 >>19832076

OP here are some tips. Basically this is what I would do if I was homeless.

1. get a subscription to a 24 hour fitness club. this will run you $40/month but you can shower there and depending on the gym you may be able to get free food. also if you have water bottles you can get a bunch of free clean water from the fountain

2. sleep in your car. it's weather proof and shit

3. hit up a food bank

4. hit up thrift stores for misc items

5. get a job (i hear mcdonalds is hiring and you can always still mcnuggets)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:40:00 No.19832052 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832041
>gentoo
>job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:41:00 No.19832067 Report

Quoted By: >>19832091 >>19832096

>>19832027
>my face when you're an irresponsible shit, who blames eveything on your parents

-you're fat
my parents are at fault

-you're uninsteresting
my parents are at fault

-you're a loser with no friends and no personality
THANKS A LOT MOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:41:00 No.19832070 Report

Quoted By: >>19832081 >>19832096

>>19832046
>2. sleep in your car. it's weather proof and shit
>implying car
>4. hit up thrift stores for misc items
Don't forget to steal a shopping cart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:41:00 No.19832076 Report

Quoted By: >>19832099

>>19832046
>be homeless
>get a subscription to a fitness club
What?

Also, if I were in his situation, I'd steal some shit while I get a job.

I'd also try to sell myself with my neckbeard skills. You never know if someone wants you to install Gentoo for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:42:00 No.19832081 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832070
He has a car though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:42:00 No.19832090 Report

Quoted By:

So, have you played Deus Ex Human Revolution yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:43:00 No.19832091 Report

Quoted By: >>19832136 >>19832372

>>19832067
-you're fat
your parents didn't teach you proper nutrition

-you're uninteresting
your parents were likely boring

-you're a loser with no friends and no personality
your parents were likely boring and unmotivated

THANKS A LOT MOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:43:00 No.19832096 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832070
he already said he had a truck
>>19832067
exactly. faggots these days need to learn that they're faggot because they're faggots, not because their mom was a faggot. but really, if there mom was a faggot then the next generation of faggots couldn't have been produced because faggots cannot reproduce with other faggots, thus proving that there are no faggots left, because real faggots would leave no offspring

obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:43:00 No.19832099 Report

Quoted By: >>19832109

>>19832076
>implying you can't pan handle a wage more than most real life working people make in a day.

if he isn't a lazy fuck he can make 40 bucks in a day easily and then he can shower for a full month

logic.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:43:00 No.19832100 Report

Quoted By:

>>19831969
Oh god, you're making me hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:43:00 No.19832102 Report

Quoted By: >>19832113 >>19832117 >>19832126

Go to a marketplace. Steal one or two coconuts.

Believe me, if it's crowded, they won't even fucking notice. And if they notice, there's nothing much they can do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:44:00 No.19832109 Report

Quoted By: >>19832121 >>19832128 >>19832129

>>19832099
>if he isn't a lazy fuck he can make 40 bucks in a day easily
Tell me your secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:44:00 No.19832113 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832102
Do you live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere where there are crowded open markets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:44:00 No.19832117 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832102
they cut them in half, and clop them against one another

INSTANT HORSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:44:00 No.19832121 Report

Quoted By: >>19832135

>>19832109
Are you fucking kidding me, 40$ is nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:44:00 No.19832124 Report

Quoted By:

OP, this is what you do...Suck dick for atleast a year, prices these days have gone up so you can probably get around $100 or 70€ if your sucking off a real doosher...Ok now once you have saved up atleast 2 grand (yeah I know it's alot of dicks...But it still sucks cock living in that cave) Put atleast $50 worth of gas in your truck and drive to pennsylvania....From there start a meth shack/linux distro...Profit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:45:00 No.19832126 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832102
Oh, and you can get grapes easily. Pack your pockets with grapes, believe me, nobody will ever fucking notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:45:00 No.19832128 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832109
>go to gas station
>tell people you ran out of gas
>ask for a dollar or 2 from each person
>make a shit load of money with minimal effort

i've seen people do it dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:45:00 No.19832129 Report

Quoted By: >>19832142

>>19832109
work 10 hours a day, get paid 4 dollars an hour.

>realize that you're getting 1/2 of minimum wage

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ℳℴℯ !aA7KG.6hA2 Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:45:00 No.19832133 Report

Quoted By:

Why are you telling people you don't have a job Jordan? You work at babies-r-us and you're mom loves you too much to kick you out. Come on bro. Come on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:45:00 No.19832135 Report

Quoted By: >>19832153 >>19832159

>>19832121
But how do you do them?

Third world fag here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:45:00 No.19832136 Report

Quoted By: >>19832182

>>19832091
>your parents didn't teach you proper nutrition
Or maybe they did, but when you left the house, you decided you wanted to eat shitty foods and not exercise

>your parents were likely boring
Your parents can be the most interesting people on the planet, while you yourself are dull

>your parents were likely boring and unmotivated
Or maybe you're just boring an unmotivated

You fucking retard. I bet you blame your ugliness on your parents too (this is the only one you could blame on your parents)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:46:00 No.19832141 Report

Quoted By: >>19832148

You can always join the military.
Though you'll probably will need to lose some weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:46:00 No.19832142 Report

Quoted By: >>19832159 >>19832163 >>19832210

>>19832129
Is getting a job in murrka THAT easy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:46:00 No.19832148 Report

Quoted By: >>19832217

>>19832141
Or a police officer. It's easier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:47:00 No.19832153 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832135
all beggars are is businessmen. you present yourself as a sad fuck, play off of other people's empathy (with a hint of lies and if you smell it helps because people want to get the fuck away from you).

profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:47:00 No.19832159 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832135
*how do you make them

Also see >>19832142

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:47:00 No.19832163 Report

Quoted By: >>19832174

>>19832142
to be honest, if you're willing to work, and don't have some misguided "dignity" about working minimum wage jobs, you can get employed within a day.

>print of 40 resumes
>walk up and down major highway
>apply to 40 places of business

done that 4 years in a row, got a job every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:48:00 No.19832174 Report

Quoted By: >>19832191 >>19832200 >>19832201 >>19832233

>>19832163
Why do people on murrka bitch so much about unemployment then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:48:00 No.19832177 Report

Quoted By:

I raffed and raffed and raffed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:49:00 No.19832181 Report

Quoted By:

this guy isnt quite as good as that guy on /o/ who lived in a panel van for quite a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:49:00 No.19832182 Report

Quoted By: >>19832230

>>19832136
>Or maybe they did, but when you left the house, you decided you wanted to eat shitty foods and not exercise
doesn't happen.

>Your parents can be the most interesting people on the planet, while you yourself are dull
nope.

>Or maybe you're just boring an unmotivated
because that kid was raised by boring and unmotivated people.

>You fucking retard.
>I bet you blame your ugliness on your parents too (this is the only one you could blame on your parents)
i'm assuming you inherited your shitty sense of humor from you dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:49:00 No.19832183 Report

Quoted By: >>19832221

This is your future Linux Users

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:49:00 No.19832188 Report

Quoted By: >>19832222

Find a bitch like me and live off her...My life is perfect all I do is drink grey goose and fuck bitches...Op sucks you live in a cave bro, I feel ya; this one time my mom took my phone away and I felt like a lived in a cave...But I got through it and thats all that matters OP...BTW my bitch rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:49:00 No.19832191 Report

Quoted By: >>19832228

>>19832174
the economy and job market is fucked. people with degrees can't find work and not everyone wants entry level shit or can get into entry level jobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:50:00 No.19832200 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832174
because either they live in regions with shitty economies, or won't take jobs that they believe "are below them"

people actually try to claim unemployment benefits, but won't take a job mowing lawns or cleaning dog shit. fucking fat amerifucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:50:00 No.19832201 Report

Quoted By: >>19832237

>>19832174
big government promises goodies to the unemployed.

that's why.

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ℳℴℯ !aA7KG.6hA2 Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:50:00 No.19832210 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832142

Nope. It's actually incredibly hard to get a job here in God's Chosen Land. You have to either know people or get really lucky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832216 Report

Quoted By:

Need I point out that OP said he failed 10 grade twice and dropped out. I am guessing this guy lacks even the intelligence to work at Mcdonalds. You have to at least be able to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832217 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832148
Or even better, a firefighter.
All they do is sit on a room for 8 hours ubtil one day each 2 months when some dumb kid decided to play with matches.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832219 Report

Quoted By: >>19832238 >>19832245 >>19832250 >>19832251 >>19832260 >>19832270 >>19832275 >>19832300

i can't do this anymore. after i finish publicly masturbating in this Internet cafe, im walking down to the overpass and jumping into oncoming traffic.

k Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832221 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832183
>butthurted w7 user

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832222 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832188
sure is /b/ in here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832228 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832191
this is my entire argument right here
>not everyone wants entry level shit
people will actually go without jobs than losing some of their precious dignity. sell fucking newspapers if you have to

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:51:00 No.19832230 Report

Quoted By: >>19832248 >>19832259

>>19832182
>doesn't happen
yes it does

>nope
yep

>because that kid was raised by boring and unmotivated people
or because that kid is boring an unmotivated by nature or by choice

>i'm assuming you inherited your shitty sense of humor from you dad
I'm assuming you're parents raised you to be this stupid

nature > nature retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:52:00 No.19832233 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832174
there's a difference between people like OP- who just give up
and normal people- who have had some semblance of a career and are currently unable to find a similar job due to businesses not hiring
which is seen as an indicator of a weaking economy

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:52:00 No.19832237 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832201
>free healthcare
>free food
>cheap living

working's for suckas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:52:00 No.19832238 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832219
Oh dear god.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:52:00 No.19832245 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832219
>publicly masturbating

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:52:00 No.19832248 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832230
>nope
>yep

fucking internet arguments

k Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:53:00 No.19832250 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832219
take pic rite nao! of the cafe....

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:53:00 No.19832251 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832219
PLEASE DON'T

H

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:53:00 No.19832256 Report

Quoted By: >>19832267 >>19832269 >>19832277

I don't feel like reading through the whole thread, but has anyone mentioned that this picture has been posted before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:53:00 No.19832259 Report

Quoted By: >>19832276

>>19832230
>yes it does
>yep
nope.

>or because that kid is boring an unmotivated by nature
definitely possible.

>or by choice
nope.

>nature > nature retard
nature>nurture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:53:00 No.19832260 Report

Quoted By: >>19832284

>>19832219
DON'T DO THIS!
THINK OF THE PEOPLE'S CARS!
There might be children there who will be scared of being in cars for the rest of their lives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:54:00 No.19832262 Report

Quoted By: >>19832289 >>19832309

So you never got that job did you jordan? Well I called every toys r us in your area and told them that a guy named jordan who might apply has a previous felony for child pornography charges

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:54:00 No.19832267 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832256
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:54:00 No.19832269 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832256
we all know it's a troll, we're now arguing about
>impact of parents on being a faggot
>job markets in america
>public masturbating

there you go

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:54:00 No.19832270 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832219
andnothingofvaluewaslost.jpg

there's plenty of valid advice in this thread if this is legit, which i don't really think it is. basically if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832275 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832219
Jump off the roof on the internet cafe!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832276 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832259
>nope
yep

>nope
yep

nature > nurture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832277 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832256
No, seems legit, it has comments by jordan in the metadata. It wasn't in that archived thread about some guy living in a hole in the ground.

!LiMR.MODv.

!LiMR.MODv. Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832278 Report

Quoted By: >>19832290

whell there goes yet another internet friend.

sheesh this makes 45 suicides so far

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832284 Report

Quoted By: >>19832295 >>19832321

>>19832260
OH GOD THIS

When I was 7 my mom ran over a hobo. We all got out and his GUTS WERE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE.

TWO YEARS LATER SHE HIT A BICYCLIST.

k Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832289 Report

Quoted By: >>19832305

>>19832262
background checking
so... fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:55:00 No.19832290 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832278
... what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:56:00 No.19832295 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832284
typical woman driver

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:56:00 No.19832300 Report

Quoted By: >>19832320

>>19832219
>Oncoming traffic

You won't actually die. You'll receive mortal wounds, be brought to a hospital, and be nutured back to health.

And then you'll have hospital bills.

Just go lie down in your cave and slit your wrists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:57:00 No.19832305 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832289
yeah well I thought that maybe the people in your hick town wouldn't bother to do that. Might aswell get the fear that they might be hiring a pedo in their mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:57:00 No.19832309 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832262
If you do this (and even if it's true), you may get charged for slander and defamation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:58:00 No.19832320 Report

Quoted By: >>19832337

>>19832300
This.

It's really hard to get killed by a car, unless you go to a Formula 1 race and tell a driver to wait until you align yourself and tell him to push the shit out of the gas pedal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:58:00 No.19832321 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832284
I would have came right there at the sight of that
Do you have pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:58:00 No.19832326 Report

Quoted By: >>19832338

For all my opinion's worth as an anonymous 4channer, don't kill yourself. Life is pretty rad and you can easily get a minimum-wage job just by applying in quite a few places.

It can get better :]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:59:00 No.19832329 Report

Quoted By:

what rig are you posting this from? it's very obviously not in the picture you posted and i know you aren't lugging that shit around if you're on foot like you say

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:59:00 No.19832337 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832320
You can get the deer treatment if it's an oncoming truck going ~60MPH, but still, this guy is talking about an overpass in a city.

He's in for some pain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:59:00 No.19832338 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832326
He tried to get a minimum wage job at toys r us and I ruined that for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 08:59:00 No.19832340 Report

Quoted By: >>19832351 >>19832392

>my face when jordan already killed himself

one less fat faggot on this planet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:00:00 No.19832342 Report

Quoted By: >>19832418

>>19832027
blaming everything on your parents is what a faggot does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:01:00 No.19832351 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832340
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:02:00 No.19832359 Report

Quoted By:

JORDAN IS DEAD, LETS HAVE A PARTAY

TATATAT TA TATATATAT TATATA

Th !e.FaLconO6

Th !e.FaLconO6 Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:02:00 No.19832362 Report

Quoted By: >>19832375 >>19832376 >>19832383 >>19832400

Can I have the tl;dr of this thread please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:02:00 No.19832363 Report

Quoted By:

I hope you get rained in OP....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:02:00 No.19832368 Report

Quoted By:

What do you have right now, OP?

What happened to your gayman rig?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:03:00 No.19832372 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832091
>your parents didn't teach you proper nutrition
plausible

>your parents were likely boring
How likely is likely? Could you show proof that boring parents make boring kids?

>your parents were likely boring and unmotivated
[citation needed]

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:03:00 No.19832373 Report

Quoted By: >>19832386

when i think about people that an hero i think about people born with deformities. you guys don't realize how good you have it, sure maybe you have low self esteem and you're overweight or whatever but shit man. you can walk, you can see, you can communicate with other people. you weren't born a vegetable with one leg or any of that shit you should be happy and try to make life work.

tl;dr: get over yourself and try to put things into perspective instead of being a sad worthless asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:03:00 No.19832375 Report

Quoted By: >>19832399

>>19832362
jordan got kicked ou of his houset, then he killed himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:03:00 No.19832376 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832362
Someone who doesn't have the mannerisms of a useless fat fuck is imitating jordan, who has apparently abandoned all hope and disregarded everyone and thing.

Except attentionwhoring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:05:00 No.19832383 Report

Quoted By: >>19832399

>>19832362
Okay.

His mom kicked him out of the house. He's living on a cave. He's posting from an internet cafe located on a nearby town. He got a job but he got tired of it. He got mugged. He's going to publicly fap and jump in front of a car.

Multiple advices for survival were given. there are two guys discussing why it's his mother's fault and why it's his fault.

That's pretty much it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:05:00 No.19832386 Report

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>>19832373

Very nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:05:00 No.19832392 Report

Quoted By: >>19832410

>>19832340
>yea people are faggots they should die so edgy xD xD xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:06:00 No.19832397 Report

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Jordan don't do it man, you can always turn things around. I know it's very hard...

Th !e.FaLconO6

Th !e.FaLconO6 Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:06:00 No.19832399 Report

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>>19832383
>>19832375
He is not going to kill himself. That was probably a troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:06:00 No.19832400 Report

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>>19832362
Jordan says he's living in a cave stealing electricity from a nearby farm to [power his computer.
Goes to a cafe for internet.
people start trying to help him he goes into depression and leaves the thread saying he was going back to his cave to cry there after realizing his life,
someone is acting like its him, but he's not.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:07:00 No.19832404 Report

Quoted By: >>19832417 >>19832420 >>19832430 >>19832442 >>19832461 >>19832470

goodbye.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:07:00 No.19832408 Report

Quoted By: >>19832424

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH....He never said WHY his mother kicked him out of the house...we might want to look into this..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:07:00 No.19832410 Report

Quoted By: >>19832435

>>19832392
If you're a fat, useless, jobless fuck, then kill yourself. Donate your organs to science, or your fat for fuel...something so you can be useful for once in your pitiful existence.

tldr: all fatasses should kill themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:07:00 No.19832411 Report

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>>19832399
How do you know? It's fairly probably he's going through all this stuff.

I mean, you already know how he is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:08:00 No.19832417 Report

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>>19832404
N

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:08:00 No.19832418 Report

Quoted By: >>19832455

>>19832342
it's what an honest faggot does.

up to a point. if you still blame them, don't live with them, and don't make an effort to fix their mistakes with therapy, then it's definitely your fault.

people like to think otherwise because they're too scared to confront their own parents.

C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g

C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:08:00 No.19832420 Report

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>>19832404

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:08:00 No.19832424 Report

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>>19832408
He got caught sniffing his mothers undies by the guy his mother's fucking.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:09:00 No.19832430 Report

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>>19832404
DO A BACK FLIP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:09:00 No.19832435 Report

Quoted By: >>19832449

>>19832410
>fat people are disgusting what losers they should kill themselves xD xD xD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:09:00 No.19832442 Report

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>>19832404

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:10:00 No.19832449 Report

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>>19832435
>fat people are disgusting what losers
>what losers

!LiMR.MODv.

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!LiMR.MODv. Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:10:00 No.19832452 Report

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bye jordan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:11:00 No.19832455 Report

Quoted By: >>19832543

>>19832418
You can't blame everything on your parents. Honestly, how much time did you actually spent growing with your parents? 1/3* of your time goes to school, 1/3* playing videogames, 1/3* sleeping.
*deviates sometimes.

BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF

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BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:11:00 No.19832461 Report

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>>19832404
Well played.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:11:00 No.19832462 Report

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Biggest troll on /g/...I applaud you OP...btw when your done masterbating don't forget to jizz on someones face...then after that when when wehn you go to da jump off...Say "arghhhhhh cock slam"

Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:11:00 No.19832466 Report

Quoted By: >>19832474 >>19832476 >>19832478 >>19832517 >>19832570

Just kidding, I'll stay alive for a little while. Time to make my distro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:12:00 No.19832470 Report

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>>19832404
He's not gonna kill himself, he's too much of a pussy to actually to do... right guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:12:00 No.19832471 Report

Quoted By: >>19832483

isjordandeadyet.com

Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:12:00 No.19832474 Report

Quoted By: >>19832517 >>19832534 >>19832570

>>19832466
this is not jordan, i'm jordan

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:12:00 No.19832476 Report

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>>19832466

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:12:00 No.19832478 Report

Quoted By: >>19832498

>>19832466
and i was just about to remind you that no one will care about your death as much as Pawl's

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:13:00 No.19832483 Report

Quoted By: >>19832508

>>19832471
How much does it cost to register a domain name? I'm taking that.

Jordan

Jordan Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:13:00 No.19832485 Report

Quoted By: >>19832520 >>19832570

No I am

Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:13:00 No.19832492 Report

Quoted By: >>19832520 >>19832534 >>19832570

I'm jordan.

Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:13:00 No.19832493 Report

Quoted By: >>19832534 >>19832570

inb4 steve jobs dies

!LiMR.MODv.

!LiMR.MODv. Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:14:00 No.19832498 Report

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>>19832478
;_;

too soon man, that was cold

Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:14:00 No.19832500 Report

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I love penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:14:00 No.19832508 Report

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>>19832483
~$8 in namecheap/com

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:14:00 No.19832509 Report

Quoted By: >>19832626

hey guys after he an heroes i think im gonna go raid his cave. Maybe i can steal his shitty truck and use his 4 year old rig for a media server or something.

dibs on his stuff.

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Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:15:00 No.19832517 Report

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>>19832466
>>19832474
You're all so inane.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:15:00 No.19832520 Report

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>>19832485
>>19832492

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:16:00 No.19832534 Report

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>>19832474
>>19832492
>>19832493
>>19832500

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:17:00 No.19832543 Report

Quoted By: >>19832575 >>19832597

>>19832455
>You can't blame everything on your parents
no shit. though possibly from a deterministic viewpoint.

>1/3* of your time goes to school,videogames,sleep
parents decide much of this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:18:00 No.19832549 Report

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>>19831776
I could of done it automatically without having to get requests...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:19:00 No.19832563 Report

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What happened to his Youtube account?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:20:00 No.19832570 Report

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>>19832466
>>19832474
>>19832485
>>19832492
>>19832493
>>19832500

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:20:00 No.19832574 Report

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>no money no job no friends no life no house
>waste time making linux distro

hahahaha fucking neckbeards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:20:00 No.19832575 Report

Quoted By: >>19832595

>>19832543
so you're saying your parents will stop you from sleeping or going to school?

fucking stop before you make yourself look even worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:20:00 No.19832576 Report

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You lazy fuck. Why don't you just go get a job like every other neckbeard here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:21:00 No.19832589 Report

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Go to a university and get free food/water/edumactions' maybe even a job

>jYouThe Wisdom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:21:00 No.19832595 Report

Quoted By: >>19832613

>>19832575
i'm saying they determine what school you go to, what activities you can do, and how much you sleep.

most parents don't go as far as the last one though.

fucking stop before you make yourself look even more stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:21:00 No.19832597 Report

Quoted By: >>19832622 >>19832734

>>19832543
lol. you're parents also decide who your friends are and how good your teaches are and how happy you are and how frequently you masturbate and how frequently you lie and how frequently you blink and how frequently you attemp to and then sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:23:00 No.19832613 Report

Quoted By: >>19832697

>>19832595
dude wtf are you saying. you go to a school run by the state. your parents have no control over that. none. zero

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:24:00 No.19832622 Report

Quoted By: >>19832624

>>19832597
>and how frequently you masturbate

well the good ones do anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:24:00 No.19832624 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832622
not when they're at work

also
>implying i dont masturbate at school

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:24:00 No.19832626 Report

Quoted By:

>>19832509

I get dibs on the free off-grid power to... start a garden

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:25:00 No.19832636 Report

Quoted By: >>19832673

here's the guy that lived in his van

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=3111196&rss=1

he's a hero. honestly i don't think it would even be that bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:25:00 No.19832640 Report

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this isn't jordan
he haz tripcode!

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:27:00 No.19832658 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:28:00 No.19832673 Report

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>>19832636
That guy does it by choice though. Jordan's just in a shitty situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:28:00 No.19832686 Report

Quoted By: >>19832728

>>19831594
>Failing the 10th grade
Oh you can fail grades in high school now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:29:00 No.19832697 Report

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>>19832613
homeschooling or a private school, though the latter isn't much better than public.

if your parents can't afford either, it's their fault for not saving up the money before having you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:33:00 No.19832728 Report

Quoted By: >>19832785

>>19832686
They gave you plenty of chances nowadays. It's just when you get past 19 years old they tell you to get the fuck out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:33:00 No.19832734 Report

Quoted By: >>19832749

>>19832597
>lol. you're parents also decide who your friends are
they can deliberately or through conditioning.

>and how good your teaches are
yep. they could live next to a good school. if they can't afford it, that's their fault.

>and how happy you are
yes.

>and how frequently you masturbate
as a result of being psychologically fucked up maybe. or even deliberately by some strict christian family. though usually this doesn't happen.

>and how frequently you lie
yes

>and how frequently you blink
they can, but usually not.

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Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:34:00 No.19832738 Report

Quoted By: >>19832752

jk guys lol!!!

this is my bedroom, its so cozy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:34:00 No.19832741 Report

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This is what you get for playing video games as a neckbeard rather than a decent hobby like anime and moe shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:34:00 No.19832749 Report

Quoted By: >>19832771

>>19832734
>yep. they could live next to a good school. if they can't afford it, that's their fault.
your parents don't hire your teachers

everything else on that list is bullshit/false too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:34:00 No.19832752 Report

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>>19832738
teehee

oh u.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:36:00 No.19832771 Report

Quoted By: >>19832793

>>19832749
>your parents don't hire your teachers
they decide what school you go to and can remove you and move to another area if the school is shitty.

>everything else on that list is bullshit/false too
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:37:00 No.19832785 Report

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>>19832728
Hoe hard can it be? The highest required math is Algebra 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:37:00 No.19832793 Report

Quoted By: >>19832811

>>19832771
>they decide what school you go to and can remove you and move to another area if the school is shitty
teachers can appear to be "good" but in reality not be so good

say you go to n A+ school, you may have that one teacher that isn't so good and your parents wouldn't know unless you told them; its up to you

>nope
yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:39:00 No.19832811 Report

Quoted By: >>19832837

>>19832793
>say you go to n A+ school, you may have that one teacher that isn't so good and your parents wouldn't know unless you told them; its up to you

it's up to how they raised you. did they raise you to care about your education, to care about the truth?

then you'd tell them.

but if neither of you knew, it wouldn't be anyone's fault. unlikely to happen though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:41:00 No.19832837 Report

Quoted By: >>19832843 >>19832848

>>19832811
>it's up to how they raised you. did they raise you to care about your education, to care about the truth?
It doesn't really matter how your parents raised you. Nature takes precedence over nurture. Always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.19832843 Report

Quoted By: >>19832851 >>19832862

>>19832837
>It doesn't really matter how your parents raised you. Nature takes precedence over nurture. Always.

then it's not your fault, but it is their responsibility sense they chose to give birth to you.

jordan

jordan Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.19832848 Report

Quoted By: >>19832863

>>19832837
>confirmed for retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.19832851 Report

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>>19832843
since*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:43:00 No.19832862 Report

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>>19832843
>they chose to give birth to you
unless his sperm and her eggs were harvested, without their consent then placed in her womb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:43:00 No.19832863 Report

Quoted By: >>19832902

>>19832848
intelligence and other personality traits are mostly heritable. he's right.

though many people would like to believe we're all "blank slates".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:46:00 No.19832902 Report

Quoted By: >>19832921

>>19832863
>>19832863
>intelligence and other personality traits are mostly heritable

I didn't believe this until I met my half brother earlier this year. The similarities between us were remarkable. It's crazy to see how much of our being is pre-programmed in our dna without us even thinking about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Sep 2011 09:47:00 No.19832921 Report

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>>19832902
yep.

twin studies on this are great:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_study

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