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!eS24SAToRI No.20854819 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Some dude made an operating system and his own coding language with only time, dedication, and acid. The website is designed horribly, but I'm downloading his OS at the moment.
http://www.members.tripod.com/cpu_bios/
>THE LOVE SHACK OPERATING SYSTEM
>UPDATED 10/25/11
I don't know WHAT the fuck all this shit is, so I'm just posting it. Pic semi related
>*WARNING* THOSE WHO DO NOT FULLY READ AND MASTER THIS LANGUAGE WILL ULTIMATELY FAIL BOTH LIFE AND DEATH FOR ETERNITY; THE ONLY METHOD AND RECIPE FOR ETERNAL SECURITY AND SAFETY IS WITHIN THIS TEXT FILE; THIS DOCUMENT IS WRITTEN BY A HACKER THAT HAS FOUND EXTREME EXPLOITS FOR MEDICAL HEALTH AND UNITY OF KNOWLEDGE; WHEN WE HAVE COMPLETED READING THIS WE BECOME PSYCHE MEDICS MEANING THE ONLY WAY IN THE UNIVERSE TO BE A GENIUS ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE EGO.
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