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Anonymous !R//////ngo Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:32:00 No.21581893 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>21581993 >>21582217 >>21582419 >>21587581

It's 2011. We have ships that can fly through the air, robots that can build cars, and I can talk to millions of people around the world in real-time.

So why the fuck do I still have to use cheap paper to clean my anus?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:34:00 No.21581926 Report

Quoted By: >>21581937 >>21581947

Because you're a poor faget who can't afford a bidet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:34:00 No.21581933 Report

Quoted By: >>21581947

because you're too poor/stupid to get a bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:34:00 No.21581937 Report

Quoted By: >>21582805

>>21581926
This. Enjoy not being French.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:35:00 No.21581947 Report

Quoted By: >>21581964 >>21582272

>>21581926
>>21581933
>wasting precious fresh water on your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:35:00 No.21581951 Report

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Buy the nicer, more expensive toilet paper.

It's a lot softer and more absorbent than the cheap toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:36:00 No.21581964 Report

Quoted By: >>21582008 >>21582085

>>21581947
>implying that resources aren't used to manufacture, and deliver your toilet paper and for you to buy it
Pretty much any move you make in life has an impact. The process of making toilet paper uses water and other resources.Don't be an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:37:00 No.21581981 Report

Quoted By: >>21581997 >>21582264 >>21582882

>He does not know how to use the clams

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:38:00 No.21581993 Report

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>>21581893

Get a beghey, fagut. Or a Jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:38:00 No.21581997 Report

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>>21581981
Oh god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:38:00 No.21582008 Report

Quoted By: >>21582030 >>21582068

>>21581964
I never implied they aren't. Also, WC toilets are a huge waste of water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:39:00 No.21582030 Report

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>>21582008
why would you watercool a toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:42:00 No.21582068 Report

Quoted By: >>21582200

>>21582008
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=earth-talks-bidets
>To those who say that bidets waste water, advocates counter that the amount is trivial compared to how much water we use to produce toilet paper in the first place. Biolife Technologies, manufacturer of the high-end line of Coco bidets, says the amount of water used by a typical bidet is about 1/8th of a gallon, with the average toilet using about four gallons per flush. Lloyd Alter of the website treehugger.com reports that making a single roll of toilet paper requires 37 gallons of water, 1.3 kilowatt/hours (KWh) of electricity and some 1.5 pounds of wood. Thomas points out that toilet paper is also a public nuisance in that it clogs pipes and adds a significant load onto city sewer systems and water treatment plants.

Please don't try to imply that it's a "waste of fresh water" when the process of making toilet paper uses more per roll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:43:00 No.21582085 Report

Quoted By: >>21582738

>>21581964
I don't wipe at all. Zero environmental impact. Plus I just shit on my lawn, no wasted water and free fertilizer!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:44:00 No.21582116 Report

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Why would anyone want a bidet? Backsplash while taking a dump feels cold and gross. Why don't you just get a home enema after every shit if you enjoy feeling that uncomfortable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:45:00 No.21582134 Report

Quoted By: >>21582153 >>21583103

Here's the thing I never got about bidets, what do you do afterwards? Do you still wipe with TP, or do you just deal with a wet anus all day?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:46:00 No.21582153 Report

Quoted By: >>21582187 >>21582998

>>21582134
you use use a towel on older bidets; most people that install newer ones opt for one that has a dryer built into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:47:00 No.21582165 Report

Quoted By: >>21582264 >>21582882

>2011
>Doesn't use the three seashells
guffawing_gals.jpg

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:48:00 No.21582184 Report

Quoted By: >>21582229

american here
after a trip to italy I miss bidets

gonna buy a toto neorest eventually
i'll wait for a sale

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:48:00 No.21582187 Report

Quoted By: >>21582226

>>21582153
A towel? As in a piece of reusable cloth? Fucking disgusting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:49:00 No.21582200 Report

Quoted By: >>21582215

>>21582068
37/(1/8)=296
Just wipe 296 times with a single roll and you're as efficient as if you had a bidet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:50:00 No.21582215 Report

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>>21582200
doesn't include the bleach, packaging, resources to get it to the store, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:50:00 No.21582217 Report

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>>21581893
agreed most ineffective method for cleaning poo of of the anus ever created. damn america. i am disappoint. we can do better than this. stinky anus should be a thing that we left behind us in the 19th century.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:50:00 No.21582226 Report

Quoted By: >>21582255

>>21582187
not if your ass is clean
lrn2microbial migration on the body

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:50:00 No.21582229 Report

Quoted By: >>21582261

>>21582184
why is the hole in the front, and not the back where the poop falls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:52:00 No.21582255 Report

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>>21582226
Yeah, a quick splash of water guarantees no leftover feces!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:52:00 No.21582261 Report

Quoted By: >>21582553

>>21582229
>dump shit
>WATER SPLASHES EVERYWHERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:52:00 No.21582264 Report

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>>21581981
>>21582165
Are these even real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:53:00 No.21582272 Report

Quoted By: >>21582288

>>21581947
this comment reminds me of bakersfield and all of the illegal alien mexicans wasting millions of gallons of water on their pathetic ghetto lawns

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:53:00 No.21582288 Report

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>>21582272
BAN THE LAWNS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:54:00 No.21582297 Report

Quoted By: >>21582355 >>21582597 >>21582655 >>21583413

ITT: implications that the French having bidets to clean their assholes makes up for the dead rotten onion smell they produce from much larger organs of their bodies because they don't bathe properly or believe in deodorant

>implying that I haven't had to deal with French people for a very long time working in the casino hotel industry in Las Vegas
>implying that the French are not the worst tippers the world has ever seen, the rudest motherfucking "civilized" species the world has yet to see, and the most uncouth disrespectful uptight pricks one could hope never to meet

Oh, yeah, and they speak French too. Damn, if we'd just left the bastards alone in WWII they'd speak German, which is a far more interesting language.

Oh well, shame on America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:54:00 No.21582299 Report

Quoted By: >>21582342

Lobbying

Japanese bidets have a sanitizer option that squirts up your anal butt for a fresh experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:54:00 No.21582300 Report

Quoted By: >>21582353

I use cottonelle ultra. Good toilet paper makes a big difference. Even when I've been unemployed, I get the good stuff. Life sucks, but if it feels like angels are liking my ass clean then maybe I can make it through the day.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:55:00 No.21582328 Report

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bidets are overrated. I dont like to hose down my asshole to clean up shit. It never works right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:55:00 No.21582333 Report

Quoted By: >>21582356 >>21582358 >>21582402

The problem with fancy toilets with bidets and such is that if I got one, I'd get too used to it. Then I'd have to go to other people's houses and public toilets and do things the old fashioned way, and it would annoy me.
I tend to stick with software defaults for the same reason. I love Vimperator but I just know I'll have to use a work computer in the future and get used to using the mouse again, so I just stick with using the mouse to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:55:00 No.21582338 Report

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>tfw your anus starts bleeding because you basically use cardboard to wipe

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:55:00 No.21582342 Report

Quoted By: >>21582374 >>21582388 >>21582390 >>21582414

>>21582299
>go to japan
>how the fuck do I use this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:55:00 No.21582343 Report

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no one here uses an electric toothbrush?

shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:55:00 No.21582353 Report

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>>21582300
warm water does a butt better

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:56:00 No.21582355 Report

Quoted By: >>21582477

>>21582297
I'm getting the vague impression that you're not too fond of French people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:56:00 No.21582356 Report

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>>21582333
Yeah, but where do you do 99% of your shits?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:56:00 No.21582358 Report

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>>21582333
>shitting outside your house

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:57:00 No.21582374 Report

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>>21582342
Just mash buttons, one will squirt water up your pooper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:58:00 No.21582388 Report

Quoted By: >>21582435

>>21582342
>big, fat buttons with pictures
>RED ALERT for flushing
>light spray
>hardcore colonoscopy spray
>air dryer
>heated seat

Would be my guess...

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:58:00 No.21582390 Report

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>>21582342
Problem solved.

Baka gaijin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 02:59:00 No.21582402 Report

Quoted By: >>21582413

>>21582333
>Willing to use Vimperator
>Implies he ever leaves his house to use someone else's machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:00:00 No.21582413 Report

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>>21582402
I like to go to libraries and shit in their toilets.
It's sort of a hobby of mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:00:00 No.21582414 Report

Quoted By: >>21582444

>>21582342
Does this shit come with a built in router or electrical outlet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:00:00 No.21582419 Report

Quoted By: >>21582426

>>21581893
>not using 3 seashells

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:00:00 No.21582426 Report

Quoted By: >>21582468

>>21582419
We've had this post already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:00:00 No.21582435 Report

Quoted By: >>21582476 >>21582493

>>21582388
>RED ALERT for flushing
it stops all toilet operations
>light spray
Washing of the anus, regular
>hardcore colonoscopy spray
Washing of the anus, soft mode (tender)
>air dryer
Washing of the vulva, hence the pink woman
>heated seat
blow dryer

The buttons on top from left to right are big flush, light flush, lower lid & close seat, lower seat & raise lid, raise lid & seat

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:01:00 No.21582443 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:01:00 No.21582444 Report

Quoted By: >>21582484

>>21582414
the toilet requires power
the control is wireless and has a battery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:02:00 No.21582468 Report

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>>21582426
Every post is a repost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:03:00 No.21582476 Report

Quoted By: >>21582505

>>21582435
jesus fucking christ that's way too complicated.... I'll just stick with my single-handle operated toilet and wipe my ass with paper.. if shit gets messy down there I'll just use some baby powder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:03:00 No.21582477 Report

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>>21582355
french people are fucking cunts. fuck all of you smelly faggots. you broke wankers can lick the poo from my tp encrusted american ass. fucking economically faltering butthurt losers. if 4chan has taught me anything it is how to hate the eu. (that feels better)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:03:00 No.21582484 Report

Quoted By: >>21582494

>>21582444
That feel when you do a shit and the control batteries have ran out, so you have to run to the store with a shitty anus to buy some more.

!R//////ngo

!R//////ngo Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:03:00 No.21582489 Report

Quoted By: >>21582517

>not scooping the shit out of your ass with your hands

Manual master race

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:04:00 No.21582493 Report

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>>21582435
Well looks like I´d have left a turd in the toilet after getting my tender ass washing and having fluffy, warm pubes+anus. Glorious nipponese wouldn´t invite me over again I think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:04:00 No.21582494 Report

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>>21582484
>not buying 48 batteries at a time from costco
ISHYGDDT

toto toilets come with a manual override behind a plastic cap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:04:00 No.21582505 Report

Quoted By: >>21582541 >>21582567

>>21582476
> jesus fucking christ that's way too complicated
There are five buttons you need to care about. One is a standard power button. One is for ladies and will never be relevant to you. Of the remaining three, you can usually ignore one of them depending on your preference.

How American can you be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:04:00 No.21582509 Report

Quoted By: >>21582518 >>21582524 >>21582555

Where would I go to buy these Japanese toilets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:05:00 No.21582517 Report

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>>21582489
We have the three seashells for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:05:00 No.21582518 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582509
china

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:05:00 No.21582522 Report

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>not prying your ass cheeks apart

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:05:00 No.21582524 Report

Quoted By: >>21582538

>>21582509
Japan is my first guess...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:06:00 No.21582538 Report

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>>21582524
I really dont feel like flying to Japan to get a toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:06:00 No.21582541 Report

Quoted By: >>21582568 >>21582570 >>21582595

>>21582505
well then what's all the other shit for?

and honestly.. how well can this shit REALLY clean your ass? It doesn't seem plausible that your ass ends up being completely clean by just squirting some water up your pooper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:07:00 No.21582553 Report

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>>21582261
This, my country has the water at the back. IT SPLASHES EVERY GODDAMN TIME.
>have to layer toilet paper so I don't get AIDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:07:00 No.21582555 Report

Quoted By: >>21582587 >>21582590 >>21582658

>>21582509
http://www.amazon.com/MS950CG-01-Neorest-Piece-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0019717GO

>dat price

features of model
Automatic Open and Close Lid
Washlet Cleansing with Three Modes
Hands-Free Automatic Flush
Integrated Warm Air Dryer
Built-In Air Purifying System
Oscillating and Pulsating Comfort Washing
Easy-to-Read Remote Control
Adjustable Spray with Precision Positioning
Energy-Saver Timer
Manual Override Function

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:07:00 No.21582567 Report

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>>21582505
>How American can you be?
I'm European you faggot.

!R//////ngo

!R//////ngo Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:08:00 No.21582568 Report

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>>21582541
I think Japanese people think the same about us using paper.

Using some paper to smear it all over your ass isn't exactly effective, they'd think.

And they are right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:08:00 No.21582570 Report

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>>21582541
just like the morons who put 25 specialized buttons on microwaves when all you need is one fucking knob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:09:00 No.21582587 Report

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>>21582555
>Oscillating and Pulsating Comfort Washing

... is this like the "massage" setting on showerheads that women seem to love so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:09:00 No.21582590 Report

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>>21582555
can someone make a gif of the toilet changing between all 3 colors

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:09:00 No.21582595 Report

Quoted By: >>21583054

>>21582541
other buttons are for:
rotating the nozzle sideays/back & forth
increasing the nozzle pressure for an "anus massage", on and off
clock setting
temperature setting for seat, up & down
temp setting for blow dryer, up & down
temp setting for the spray, up & down
temp setting for the room, up & down
water power (strong or weak)
toilet cleaning
nozzle cleaning
auto preclean on/off
auto flushing (motion sensor) on and off)
auto open the cover (motion sensor), on and off
power save, auto power save (on & off)
power save, timer (on or off)
washing position (front or back)
deodoirizer
room temperature on/off
room temp, cold prevention, on/off
room temp, timer, on/off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:09:00 No.21582597 Report

Quoted By: >>21582615 >>21582670

>>21582297
>tipping people for doing their jobs
See, we don't do this in Europe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:10:00 No.21582614 Report

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Why aren't we adventuring through the galaxy. Fuck this planet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:10:00 No.21582615 Report

Quoted By: >>21582671

>>21582597
in the US goods & services usually cost more and the people are paid better

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:10:00 No.21582629 Report

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don't fix what ain't broke nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:11:00 No.21582655 Report

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>>21582297
>if we'd just left the bastards alone in WWII they'd speak German
I think it's more likely that they would be speaking Russian personally

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:12:00 No.21582658 Report

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>>21582555
review:
http://www.terrylove.com/forums/showthread.php?14022-TOTO-Neorest-500-toilet-product-review-and-comm
ents

video review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjcLZn-4RT0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:12:00 No.21582670 Report

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>>21582597
i agree with eurofags on this one. in europe it is illegal for cheap restaurant owning cunts to pay $1.50 an hour and expect customers to pay their employees enough to live on.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:13:00 No.21582671 Report

Quoted By: >>21582680 >>21582701

>>21582615

The opposite is true.

Waiters are paid SHIT. Thats why everyone is expected to tip. Which is a fucked up system.

In Europe people get paid for their work. Tips are a special treatment, not a salary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:13:00 No.21582680 Report

Quoted By: >>21582695 >>21582711 >>21582742 >>21582743 >>21583494 >>21583526

>>21582671
and in europe waiters/waitresses don't have incentive to do good work once you're in the door. by good I mean "more than just the minimum to not get people to complain to your manager".

in the US individuals are tipped based on performance

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:15:00 No.21582695 Report

Quoted By: >>21582744

>>21582680
>in the US individuals are tipped based on performance

and boobs, don't forget that part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:15:00 No.21582701 Report

Quoted By: >>21582713 >>21582733 >>21582747 >>21582792 >>21583174

>>21582671
Yes, but the advantage is that (depending on the State if I remember correctly) you aren't taxed on your tips.

So if you're a hot bartender who loves to show cleavage you could walk away with a couple hundred dollars in a single night of untaxed money.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:16:00 No.21582711 Report

Quoted By: >>21582751 >>21582755 >>21582800

>>21582680

>This is what amerifags actually believe

Are you actually trying to justify your shit slavery tier system?

How fucking stuck up can you people be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:16:00 No.21582713 Report

Quoted By: >>21582728 >>21583958

>>21582701
every state taxes on tips, it's income. the advantage of tips is that most people tip in cash and thus you can underreport your tip income and they can't really prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:17:00 No.21582728 Report

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>>21582713
>the advantage of tips is that most people tip in cash and thus you can underreport your tip income and they can't really prove it

That's what I was thinking of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:17:00 No.21582733 Report

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>>21582701
How is that an advantage? Pretty much means that restaurants won´t hire guys and only hot chicks to be waitresses.

Or should I get some low cut v necks and show off my chest?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:17:00 No.21582738 Report

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>>21582085
enjoy your sars

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:17:00 No.21582742 Report

Quoted By: >>21582768

>>21582680

Yeah, people with NORMAL jobs don't have any incentive to do good work either right?

They need to be tipped. Yeah that's the solution.

MURKIA NUMBER ONE!

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:17:00 No.21582743 Report

Quoted By: >>21582781

>>21582680
True, true, in the US the waiters are overly friendly and much more present than here. I just give 10% everywhere I go though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:17:00 No.21582744 Report

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>>21582695
goddamnit it's true....

>be at bar with friends
>barmaid keeps pressing boobs against my back when whe goes to get my empty glasses and is generally flirty all night
>$20 tip just for my tab

every fucking time /g/... every fucking time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:18:00 No.21582747 Report

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>>21582701
Yeah but some states are bullshit where you always get paid the same unless you get so much tips you make more than the restaurant pays you.

Say you get paid 100 a day, and you get 80 tips. The restaurant takes the 80. But if you make 110 tips you get to keep 10 on top of what they pay you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:18:00 No.21582751 Report

Quoted By: >>21582798

>>21582711
nothing compels individuals to take jobs where tips are an expected part of salary. there is no law, nor decree, that forces individuals to do so.

europeans bitch about prices on everything vs the US and then wonder why shit is more expensive. hmmmm, not that hard to tell. european countries pay unskilled/low skilled workers better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:18:00 No.21582755 Report

Quoted By: >>21582829 >>21582859

>>21582711
It works

Bet you anything the fucking waitresses and waiters out here are friendlier and nicer than your shitty country.

And if they do a good job, they get a good tip. If they don't, they get a shit one.

Again, it works faggot. Deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:19:00 No.21582768 Report

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>>21582742
most people don't participate in service based industries
I am a consultant, my base pay is decent, but the real money is in my performance (what I get clients to buy and how many clients).

I make real money when I bust my ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:19:00 No.21582781 Report

Quoted By: >>21582794 >>21582826 >>21582966

>>21582743
They have a completely different service industry in northern america. That´s why walmart flopped so hard in europe, we fucking hate it when employees won´t leave us the fuck alone. We want you to help us/order? We fucking call you. If we don´t call you stay the fuck away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:20:00 No.21582792 Report

Quoted By: >>21582832

>>21582701
>So if you're a hot bartender who loves to show cleavage you could walk away with a couple hundred dollars in a single night of untaxed money.
Oh god, why wasn't I born with boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:20:00 No.21582794 Report

Quoted By: >>21582823

>>21582781
people in the US like assistance and leisure time
europeans prefer having to get up and do things themselves
e.g. getting up and asking for a refill on your water instead of sitting back and enjoying dinner

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:20:00 No.21582798 Report

Quoted By: >>21582811

>>21582751
No one bitches about food or the service industry, we bitch about consumer goods such as electronics. Dem fucking taxes and import charges rape us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:21:00 No.21582800 Report

Quoted By: >>21582852

>>21582711
>slavery tier
You know, people don't have to work in food service, they choose to. And if they perform well, they can make a decent living. Otherwise, they can take out loans, go to school, and try to get a job that way. If you don't like it, don't come here.

Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:21:00 No.21582805 Report

Quoted By: >>21582820

>>21581937
Enjoy eating frogs and snails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:21:00 No.21582811 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582798
on /g/. elsewhere people bitch about everything.

even first tier tech support gets better pay/benefits in europe, at higher tax rates for the employer. localization isn't free, especially with all of the privacy and liability directives in europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:22:00 No.21582820 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582805
Don't forget giving up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:22:00 No.21582823 Report

Quoted By: >>21582887

>>21582794
>e.g. getting up and asking for a refill on your water instead of sitting back and enjoying dinner
What? In europe:
-no refills
-standing up to ask the waiter something is considered very rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:22:00 No.21582826 Report

Quoted By: >>21582926

>>21582781
How is that any different than Walmart in the US?

I can't think of a single time I've ever gone to a Walmart and had an employee ask me if I needed help with anything, let alone trying to push anything on me to buy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:22:00 No.21582829 Report

Quoted By: >>21582842 >>21582853 >>21582871

>>21582755

Actually, not only your waiters, but your entire society bases itself upon fake friendliness where you are expected to answer positive.

Ever wonder why wallmarts fail in europe?

Because we are freaked out by your fucking 10 feet rules. We hate people who act like they give a shit when they don't.

When you meet someone on the streetin the USA 99% of the time it would go down like this.

Hiiiii how are youu? :D
Hiii I'm fine thank you :D

You are expected to answer "fine" and nothing else.

We hate that false pretentious shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:23:00 No.21582832 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582792
actually male bartenders can make lots of money too... for example

>have friend who was a bartender throughout his college days
>got a job at one of the hottest bars in his college town
>REPORTS $60,000 income... makes 6 figures
>finishes school with business degree
>goes to work for bank
>makes $24k a year

Yeah, he had one of those, "What the fuck am I even doing." moments when he saw his first paycheck at the bank.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:23:00 No.21582841 Report

Quoted By: >>21582886

So uh, if you use a bidet, don't you also have to wipe?

What do you wipe with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:23:00 No.21582842 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582829
http://walmartstores.com/AboutUs/285.aspx
Oh god, I had to to look this up
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:24:00 No.21582852 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582800
But someone HAS to do those jobs that are badly paid, so why not just pay them decently even if it means you will pay a bit more for food (which isn´t really true since you tip anyways). Americans have this weird little power/god fetish with tips and donations.

Pay more for goods/taxes? FUCK YOU, DON`T YOU DARE THREATEN MY FREEDOM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:24:00 No.21582853 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582829
I have been to Walmart many times and not ONCE has an employee approached me for help.

Hell, even at Target (slightly more "upscale") I don't get asked if I need help actively. There are little electronic things with buttons that make automated calls for an employee to come and visit your ass, but I've never been asked for help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:24:00 No.21582859 Report

Quoted By: >>21582874 >>21582891

>>21582755
that is bullshit. just go to any starbux. you mean you expect a tip for making a $5 cup of sugar syrup, milk and espresso? FUCK YOU in the ass. make my coffee - be the cunt you naturally are - and stfu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:25:00 No.21582871 Report

Quoted By: >>21582946 >>21583040

>>21582829
Or we're just generally happier here in the US. Heard stories of people from Australia being fucking suprised and offended that people asked how they were doing on the train or bus.

What the fuck kind of society do you live in where everyone's depressed 24/7?

And even if it is fake, i'd rather have everybody be fake happy than moody and bitchy everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:25:00 No.21582874 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582859
Starbucks employees are paid normal hourly wages as if they did not receive tips, the tip jar is just an attempt at guilt. Fuck, they even have healthcare. They don't have to give a shit for tips.

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!!fR3lbFhnEjG Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:26:00 No.21582882 Report

Quoted By:

>>21581981
>>21582165
I can't believe i googled that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:26:00 No.21582886 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582841
no, you generally don't have to wipe with a bidet. smearing shit around your asshole with toilet paper is disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:26:00 No.21582887 Report

Quoted By: >>21582914

>>21582823
You pretty much raise your hand when he´s walking by or if he doesn´t notice you you call him over, then place your additional orders and yeah we don´t usually offer refills.

Drinks = moneymakers. That´s how restaurants make their profits, offer decently priced food or buffets and let people pay for drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:26:00 No.21582891 Report

Quoted By: >>21582975

>>21582859
>starbucks

nigga what the hell are you talking about? you don't fucking tip at starbucks, you get your damn coffee and leave.

I didn't even know you were waited on at starbucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:27:00 No.21582905 Report

Quoted By:

/g/ - anus management

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:28:00 No.21582914 Report

Quoted By: >>21582940 >>21582943 >>21583067

>>21582887
see, in the US you get free refills on water (and tap water in the US is regulated by the EPA, so it isn't of shit quality) and usually pay for the first soda (typically less than 3 bucks), 90%+ of restaurants refill for free. alcohol or fruit smoothies typically aren't free refills.

i've been to europe and the service quality sucks at restaurants compared to the US. food is good, but the service staff doesn't have to give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:28:00 No.21582926 Report

Quoted By: >>21582961 >>21582976

>>21582826
They tried to pull that creepy "always grinning and happy" shit over here and wanted to offer aditional unwanted services, people hated that.

Over here discount chains = 2-3 employees in the store, 1 in the storeroom and 2 at the registers. Pretty much no support whatsoever, to cut down on costs. This is the case for chains like ALDI and LIDL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:29:00 No.21582940 Report

Quoted By: >>21587933

>>21582914
>soda
lrn2 wine, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:29:00 No.21582943 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582914
Yeah i've never been to a restaurant where you have to pay for refills. Whether it was an upscale place or casual.

Do they have to in Europe? Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:30:00 No.21582946 Report

Quoted By: >>21582984 >>21582999 >>21583014 >>21583047

>>21582871

Yeah thats pretty much USA.

Fake smiles, fake friendliness.

It has nothing to do with being depressed, its about not acting like a stuck up pretentious asshole.

We don't play "pretend" here.

Don't give a fuck about someone? That's fine, no need to approach him with HIIIIIIIIIII FINE THANK YOU :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:30:00 No.21582961 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582926
Walmart is the same. For PR they employ "greeters" at the door that go "Hi, welcome to walmart" for bigger locations (usually the PR is because it is a disabled person too unskilled to even be a cashier or do anything else).

however encountering other staff is rare in walmart other than the cashier and the employees don't fucking talk to you at all unless you approach them. the ten foot role is horseshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:30:00 No.21582966 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582781
Worth mentioning that here in Canada, Walmart employees basically leave you alone unless you ask one for help.

I think because they realized Canadians don't enjoy being hassled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:31:00 No.21582975 Report

Quoted By: >>21583014 >>21583148

>>21582891
erry starbux in my town has a giant tip jar right in front of the register. i look at it and laugh every time they give me change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:31:00 No.21582976 Report

Quoted By: >>21583097

>>21582926
There's an ALDI a few miles away from my house... I fucking love that place. N. Fort Worth here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:31:00 No.21582984 Report

Quoted By: >>21583085

>>21582946
i'm not sure what image you've been sold but politeness is usually the norm in the US, not saccharine smiles and horseshit "HI, how are YOU today" greetings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:32:00 No.21582998 Report

Quoted By: >>21583018 >>21583031

>>21582153
What is the water pressure like on bidets, it seems like if it isn't significant it might not properly clean after a particularly rough shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:32:00 No.21582999 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582946
>be european in the US
>be playing a game on my iphone while waiting for some shit
>cute chicks comes over and asks what I'm playing
>she wants to fuck
I like fake friendliness, it beats trying to avert your eyes from serbian immigrants so they won't pull a knife on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:32:00 No.21583014 Report

Quoted By: >>21583034 >>21583044 >>21583083

>>21582946
Are you joking? That sounds fucking horrible... It has nothing to do with being pretend it's called being fucking sociable.

>Fake smiles, fake friendliness.

Like I said, it's not all fucking fake. Holy hell foreign countries just sound worse and worse...

>>21582975
Oh a tip jar? That's different. You're not EXPECTED to put money in a tip jar.

Tons of places out here have tip jars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:33:00 No.21583018 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582998
most are adjustable and are pretty strong at the highest setting. not uncomfortable, but probably more water than you want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:33:00 No.21583031 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582998
whoever designed the anus is one disgusting motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:33:00 No.21583034 Report

Quoted By: >>21583077

>>21583014
>it's called being fucking sociable.
If sociable is what you called being a deceptive cunt then sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:34:00 No.21583040 Report

Quoted By: >>21583070 >>21583084

>>21582871
>being fucking suprised and offended that people asked how they were doing on the train or bus.

Yeah this shit would freak me out, not offending in any way though. In europe you mind your own business and try your best not to bother other passengers.
Don´t turn your volume up full throttle so other people hear your shitty music, don´t talk loudly/scream, don´t be an obnoxious cunt in general when you use public transportation.

We don´t just talk to complete strangers (except if you´re trying to hit on someone), we also have a completely different dating scene. Most poeple meet their partners through mutual friends, cliques, at work, etc.

Americans seem to be way more direct with their approaches.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:34:00 No.21583044 Report

Quoted By: >>21587957

>>21583014
>You're not EXPECTED to put money in a tip jar.

Yeah, those things are just for left over pocket change you don't want rattling around in your pockets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:34:00 No.21583047 Report

Quoted By: >>21583066 >>21583077 >>21583078

>>21582946
We don't play pretend here either.

Personally, I am courteous to people unless they give me a reason not to be. It isn't fake, it's just how I was raised.

Why on earth people in other countries would be mad about people being nice to them is fucking beyond me, whether it be genuine or not.

Would you rather everyone on the street just scowled at you or shoved you out of the way, started fist fights or stabbed or shot you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:34:00 No.21583054 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582595
> anus massage
GLORIOUS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:35:00 No.21583066 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583047
East europe in a nutshell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:35:00 No.21583067 Report

Quoted By: >>21583092

>>21582914
Oh water is free of course.... but I have never seen someone order water... a club soda maybe but not plain water.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:35:00 No.21583070 Report

Quoted By: >>21583096 >>21584866

>>21583040
>Yeah this shit would freak me out, not offending in any way though. In europe you mind your own business and try your best not to bother other passengers.
Typically the case in the US, with rare exception

>on´t turn your volume up full throttle so other people hear your shitty music, don´t talk loudly/scream, don´t be an obnoxious cunt in general when you use public transportation.
typically the case in the US, rare exception

>We don´t just talk to complete strangers (except if you´re trying to hit on someone),
Typically the case in the US, with rare exception

>Most poeple meet their partners through mutual friends, cliques, at work, etc.
Typically the case in the US, with rare exception

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:36:00 No.21583077 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583034
I feel so sorry for you, god damn man.

>someone asks how you're doing
>fuck you asshole leave me alone!

>>21583047
thank you, that's exactly what i'm talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:36:00 No.21583078 Report

Quoted By: >>21583177

>>21583047
>Would you rather everyone on the street just scowled at you or shoved you out of the way, started fist fights or stabbed or shot you?
I prefer everyone ignoring everyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:36:00 No.21583083 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583014
man shut the fuck up. tell that lame shit to the assholes at starbux. a tip is a tip bitch. and an entitled cunt is an entitled cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:36:00 No.21583084 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583040
Man.. I hate meeting chicks through mutual friends and stuff like that. It's much better to meet some completely random chick that none of my friends have ever heard of before. Easier breakups too as we can just go back to the way our lives were before we met, without ever having to see each other again due to having different sets of friends.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:36:00 No.21583085 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582984

Having expected answers is the OPPOSITE of being polite.

If someone doesn't care, but still acts like jolly fuckadoo about how you are doing, its an INSULT.

Politeness =/= being fake

Asking how you are is NOT a rhetorical question anywhere else in the world.

If you ask someone in Europe and there is actually something the matter, people will make time and hear the person out or offer to help.

Not just "FIIINEEEE :D"

You disgust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:37:00 No.21583092 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583067
Only in a few countries, like France. The first time I played a waiter, I asked to the restaurant holder whether tap water was free or not, the bastard literally laughed at me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:37:00 No.21583096 Report

Quoted By: >>21583115

>>21583070
No it's not, at least not out here in the West. People talk to others all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:37:00 No.21583097 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582976
Same, discount chains fucking rock for grocery shopping, no one bothers you, it´s cheap and fast. For bigger purchases I buy online.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:37:00 No.21583103 Report

Quoted By: >>21583131

>>21582134
I never dry after using a bidet. It's not a problem at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:38:00 No.21583115 Report

Quoted By: >>21583147

>>21583096
west is different
northeast is more like europe in regards to public transport

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:39:00 No.21583131 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583103
Does the water enter your asshole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:39:00 No.21583147 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583115
yeah just like europe. but with masturbating bums and ghetto rats who beat the shit out of old ladies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:40:00 No.21583148 Report

Quoted By: >>21583199

>>21582975
McDonalds has a charity jar over here in Germany. Pretty cool actually, when you get chump change back you just dump it all right there and it goes to some children organization, helps starving children I think.

>live in Germany
>go to my local hairdresser
>want to pay, see fucking tip jar
>at the hairdresser
>in europe

Actually tipped her though cause she´s been doing my hair for 4 years now.

Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ

Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:40:00 No.21583166 Report

Quoted By: >>21583192

in Thailand, they have little shower nozzles next to the toilets that you use to clean your anus

it's awesome, we NEED to have them in the west

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:41:00 No.21583174 Report

Quoted By: >>21583207

>>21582701
Or you could live in a better country, do the same job, get well paid by your employer, then gets tips on top of that. How does it feel to live in a country that believes that you don't need a minimum wage because of the chance you might get tipped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:41:00 No.21583177 Report

Quoted By: >>21583198 >>21583201

>>21583078
That's how it is in the US as well, though we will say "excuse me" or "pardon me" or something like that when you are trying to get past someone else, or when you accidentally bump into them.

The vast majority of people here don't just walk around like fucking morons trying to start up conversations with every random stranger they encounter every day as some of the dipshits in this thread seem to think.

Everyone minds their own business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:41:00 No.21583192 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583166
In Thailand, they have disposable loli's and shemales

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:42:00 No.21583198 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583177
>That's how it is in the US as well, though we will say "excuse me" or "pardon me" or something like that when you are trying to get past someone else, or when you accidentally bump into them.
Yep. That's what Toronto's like too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:42:00 No.21583199 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583148
lots of places in the US have donations jars, typically gas stations/convenience stores or fast food places. If it can send some blind kid to camp and keep change from cluttering my pockets at the same time then I'm all for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:42:00 No.21583201 Report

Quoted By: >>21583278

>>21583177
In your crappy state maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:42:00 No.21583207 Report

Quoted By: >>21583260

>>21583174
there is a minimum wage. if an employee cannot make the minimum wage with tips, the employer is legally obligated to pay the employee the difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:43:00 No.21583225 Report

Quoted By: >>21583265 >>21583284

If you eat healthy your shit comes out smooth enough and leaves nothing on your ass requiring no wiping

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:45:00 No.21583260 Report

Quoted By: >>21583316 >>21583374

>>21583207
>implying they do
>implying they declare their tips on tax forms
>implying i am not earning $22 an hour as a trolley collector/cashier at Woolworths in Australia
>implying my base rate isn't getting upped to $25 an hour next month
>implying Australia isn't the greatest nation on earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:45:00 No.21583265 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583225
That's fucking nonsense. I only get magic shits (no wiping) after the greasiest of pizzas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:45:00 No.21583278 Report

Quoted By: >>21583343

>>21583201
So my state is crappy because it's common courtesy to say "excuse me" when you bump into someone?

I would have to argue that you have the crappy state if that is the case wherever you're from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:45:00 No.21583284 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583225
>implying you don't occasionally eat some delicious spicy or other irritating foods and have a shitsplosion every now and again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:46:00 No.21583313 Report

Quoted By:

talking on public transport in the US is so atypical this video was considered interesting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0oHlX8Kmxk&list=FL-RyiFSLXsDEWbHZg1gl9ZA&index=52&featur
e=plpp_video

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:47:00 No.21583316 Report

Quoted By: >>21583465

>>21583260
but you have horrible laws concerning firearms, importation, and violence in vidya games over there... what does your government have against fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:48:00 No.21583343 Report

Quoted By: >>21583378

>>21583278
No, it's crappy because you don't start up conversations with people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:49:00 No.21583360 Report

Quoted By:

Have you tried wiping your ass with silk? I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:50:00 No.21583374 Report

Quoted By: >>21583465 >>21583466

>>21583260
>implying anyone wants to live on convict island
>skin cancer 24/7
>snakes and spiders everywhere
>fucking platypuses

It´s like god himself is trying his best to kill every single one of you fuckers, no way in hell I´m moving there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:50:00 No.21583378 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583343
When did I say that people don't start up conversations with each other?

It certainly does happen on occasion. My point was to show the Europeans with the wrong idea that people don't do it constantly and annoyingly as they seem to think.

Stylin Greymon !DesktopLc.

Stylin Greymon !DesktopLc. Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:50:00 No.21583383 Report

Quoted By:

What's the name of that french guy who wiped his ass with a goose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:51:00 No.21583413 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582297
Like hell they would've spoken german.
The resistance would've killed every french person on Earth rather than let them speak german.

Yes, the surrendermonkeys are racist as all hell.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:54:00 No.21583465 Report

Quoted By: >>21583518 >>21583558 >>21583560 >>21583817

>>21583316
Didn't you just have another school shooting at Virginia Tech?

and you are still trying to argue that easy access to firearms is a good thing in any situation other than a zombie apocolypse?

whelp, i'll just be enjoying my healthcare, low murder rate, high paying job, amazing tasting food, and video games i got for lower prices than the USA from ozgameshop.com

>>21583374
>implying america wasn't a convict colony taking in 50,000 convicts a year under british rule until the convicts rebelled
>implying Australia ever had more than 200,000 convicts sent to it over the entire length of british rule until the free citizens asked to be their own country
>implying people can't slip slop slap
>implying i'm scarred of native animals that just want to be left alone and won't come after you if leave them alone
>implying platypuses attack humans and our kangaroos aren't the best meat ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:54:00 No.21583466 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583374
awwwww shit not platypuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:55:00 No.21583494 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582680
More like tipped so they don't steal your credit card number. Happened to me once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:56:00 No.21583507 Report

Quoted By:

Gérard Depardieu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:56:00 No.21583518 Report

Quoted By: >>21583597

>>21583465 low murder rate

Funny. America's murder and rape rates are at an all time low, but the Brady Campaign would never want you to know that.

>>video games i got for lower prices than the USA from ozgameshop.com

Enjoy customs seizing your illegally imported vidya.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:57:00 No.21583526 Report

Quoted By: >>21583589

OH SHIT! IT'S SO SCARY RUN AMERICANS RUN!
>>21582680
>in the US individuals are tipped based on performance
in Australia, bad employees are fired and replaced meaning all the workers are fairly good at their job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:58:00 No.21583558 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583465
I´m actually european, not american. Is it true that the platypus poison hurts like a bitch and makes people want to commit suicide to end their suffering?

>cute motherfucker wants to wreck your shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 03:58:00 No.21583560 Report

Quoted By: >>21583597

>>21583465
The convicts british sent to America were debters. No violent Criminals were ever sent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:00:00 No.21583581 Report

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>Implying the logistics involved in cutting down a 50 ton living plant and turning it into a fluffy pile of neatly aligned and uniform fibers for 24 feet per dollar isn't equally impressive.

Plus pretty much any wood harvesting done in a 1st world country is sustainable. The cheapest things are always the most technologically and logistically interesting. You can do almost anything with unlimited funds. Doing anything with the end result being under a buck is unfathomable to most people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:00:00 No.21583589 Report

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>>21583526
>in Australia, bad employees are fired and replaced meaning all the workers are fairly good at their job

The same thing happens in America except for in big corporations... they'll never fire their disabled/minority/etc workers due to the tax writeoff they get, but they're more than happy to fire a white person for even the slightest fuckups. And yes, I have seen this happen multiple times working for several different large companies.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:00:00 No.21583597 Report

Quoted By: >>21583621 >>21583638

>>21583518
>Funny. America's murder and rape rates are at an all time low

And yet it's still embarrassingly high, like i said, school shootings are now commonplace, yet you keep trying to promote guns for everybody

>>21583560

the coonvicts sent to Australia were very minor criminals
"You stole a loaf of bread because you were starving? well 100 years hard labour or a trip to a beautiful paradise, your choice!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:01:00 No.21583621 Report

Quoted By: >>21583659

>>21583597
>Australia
>Beautiful paradise

PFFTTHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>This is what Australians actually tell themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:02:00 No.21583638 Report

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>>21583597
So we seem to agree...Great Britain was awful.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:03:00 No.21583659 Report

Quoted By: >>21583684 >>21583703 >>21583738 >>21583757

>>21583621
meanwhile, in Australia...

this is the Daintree, our Tropical Rainforrest

what is your Rainforest like Europe and North America?

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:04:00 No.21583682 Report

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been on this tour, huge crocodiles all over the place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:05:00 No.21583684 Report

Quoted By: >>21583766

>>21583659
Colorado has a nice ditch. I've heard its ...grand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:05:00 No.21583703 Report

Quoted By: >>21583720

>>21583659
The only northwest you'll find in the U.S. (it not being exactly close to the equator) is in the northwest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:06:00 No.21583720 Report

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>>21583703
*rainforest

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:07:00 No.21583738 Report

Quoted By: >>21583791

>>21583659
rainforests don't have to be tropical, take the Hoh rainforest in western Washington state for instance.. one of the most beautiful places I've ever been to, pic related.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoh_rainforest

For tropical in N. America the florida everglades are probably the closest thing. Then again, In the US we always have Hawaii.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:07:00 No.21583757 Report

Quoted By: >>21583785 >>21583861

>>21583659
You guys enjoy your poisonous creepycrawlies while I enjoy culture, you uncultured swine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:08:00 No.21583766 Report

Quoted By: >>21583807

>>21583684
You mean Arizona?

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:09:00 No.21583785 Report

Quoted By: >>21583920

>>21583757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMkVq1jRGU&feature=related

skip to 40 seconds in to see a drop bear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:09:00 No.21583791 Report

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>>21583738
aus fags gel all over the place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:10:00 No.21583807 Report

Quoted By: >>21583825 >>21583861

>>21583766
My bad, not American. Figured the Colorado river would be a hint at the country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:11:00 No.21583817 Report

Quoted By: >>21583861

>>21583465
>whelp, i'll just be enjoying my healthcare
that's funny, so will I

>low murder rate
same

>high paying job
so will I

amazing tasting food
you don't know what good food tastes like faggot. since when has any good chef ever came from fucking australia?

>and video games i got for lower prices than the USA from ozgameshop.com
again, nope. you can't get video games or ANYTHING else for cheaper than the average US citizen can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:11:00 No.21583825 Report

Quoted By: >>21583861

>>21583807
State, once again my bad.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:13:00 No.21583861 Report

Quoted By: >>21583889 >>21583920 >>21583942

>>21583817
American food is horribly bland, your "chocolate" is horrible, how the fuck do you eat that Hershey shit?

also, Australia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohe03Fuy4us&feature=related

>>21583825
>>21583807
>mfw Americans can't tell the difference between countries and states

>>21583757
Yeah, it's not like Australia has any culture at all, or the greatest city on earth...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:15:00 No.21583889 Report

Quoted By: >>21583915

>>21583861
I even stated I was not American. Way to pounce on a fixed typo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:15:00 No.21583904 Report

Quoted By: >>21584741 >>21584893

I've wiped my ass with baby wipes for over 9000 years, trufax. I don't use toilet paper very often.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:16:00 No.21583915 Report

Quoted By: >>21583938 >>21583951

>>21583889
>Colorado is a country

that's not a typo, that's just stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:16:00 No.21583920 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583861
that video doesn't cancel out this one
>>21583785

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:16:00 No.21583936 Report

Quoted By:

alternative to toilet paper thread is now Amerifag vs Ausfag thread

/g/ never ceases to amaze me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:17:00 No.21583938 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583915
either way I realized my mistake and fixed it. before he started bitching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:17:00 No.21583942 Report

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>>21583861
1) We have this thing called freedom of choice, we can either get really good ghiridelli (however the hell you spell it), fresh made, or ferrero rocher or really cheap Hershey chocolate. You don't. You don't have anywhere NEAR the amount of food choices we have.

2) The dude said he wasn't American, learn to read.

3) Your country is horrible and so are you. You're like California lite.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:17:00 No.21583950 Report

Quoted By: >>21583988

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pMOBVX88Kg&feature=related

and just for Americans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95OovSKEtfs&feature=related

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:17:00 No.21583951 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583915
you know.. outside of the US, the word 'state' is generally considered synonymous with the word 'country' right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:18:00 No.21583958 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582713
Thread about toilet paper turns into a thread about tipping waiters.

STAY CLASSY /v/

Is their one guy in charge of derailing threads or something ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:20:00 No.21583988 Report

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>>21583950
Oh god, that's hilarious because that's exactly what I picture a typical Australian accent being.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:21:00 No.21584008 Report

Quoted By: >>21584057

This thread is now about Australia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5C76mFaPTk&feature=fvwrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:23:00 No.21584057 Report

Quoted By: >>21584065

>>21584008
... that's horrible, you actually watch this shit?

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:23:00 No.21584065 Report

Quoted By: >>21584101 >>21584154 >>21584208

>>21584057
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ3RrqBqk14

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:25:00 No.21584101 Report

Quoted By: >>21584117

>>21584065
>satire vid

so you take everything the onion says as true too?

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:26:00 No.21584117 Report

Quoted By: >>21584300

>>21584101
it's not satire, they just interviewed Americans

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:27:00 No.21584154 Report

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>>21584065
>are we even in the Vietnam war

mfw retarded americans

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:29:00 No.21584188 Report

Quoted By: >>21584239

>bidet
so you do.. what exactly? Use some sort of brush/your fingers? I can't imagine the water stream itself working

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:30:00 No.21584208 Report

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>>21584065
I'm so fucking ashamed.... This is why we should have forced sterilization if your IQ is below a certain point (after 1 kid of course, can't deny someone the joy^H^H^Hhell of raising a little one) and for ALL violent criminals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:32:00 No.21584239 Report

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>>21584188
It's not just a stream, good bidets act like a jet that scrub your anus of shit with the shear power of water (sometimes the water can be warm/hot)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:35:00 No.21584300 Report

Quoted By: >>21584368

>>21584117
you just get dumber and dumber don't you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNNN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:38:00 No.21584368 Report

Quoted By: >>21584447

>>21584300
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNNN
while he is a dumb cunt for trying to pass that off as a non-satirical clip, I have no doubt that those were real responses from real americans... It's true, the majority of people are fucking stupid, the sooner you come to accept this fact, the sooner you can use it for personal benefit. I'm sure that you can find people who are astonishingly uninformed about world events/geography/politics/etc on the streets of any major city in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:42:00 No.21584447 Report

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>>21584368
no doubt, but also no proof.

meanwhile there IS proof that CNNN is a satirical news program.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:43:00 No.21584460 Report

Quoted By: >>21584520

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWST9-X-sE

fuck you AUSFAILIANS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:46:00 No.21584520 Report

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>>21584460
That doesn't really make Americans look any better...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:49:00 No.21584574 Report

Quoted By: >>21584593

I'm a little skeptical towards bidets, because when I clean my ass with water there are always leftovers, so I still have to wipe, but if the pressure were to be higher, just like in bidets then perhaps it cleans perfectly.

I'd be disgusted to wipe with a towel afterwards if my anus wasn't completely clean, that's for certain.

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:50:00 No.21584593 Report

Quoted By: >>21584645 >>21584678

>>21584574
>use bidet
>dry with toilet paper

BEEEST OF BOTH WOOOOORLDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:52:00 No.21584645 Report

Quoted By: >>21584715

>>21584593
Yeah, but come on. You know those situations, when you wipe and wipe and there are more and more shitstains coming on until it starts to hurt. If wiping 20 times cannot get rid of that, how can a bidet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:53:00 No.21584662 Report

Quoted By: >>21584701

>Not using the three shells

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/three-seashells/i-mockery-seashells-print.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:53:00 No.21584678 Report

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>>21584593
This. I´d still keep TP at hand for a "control wipe" to ensure that the water blast got rid of everything (and for neanderthals who refuse to use my superior ass washer).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:54:00 No.21584701 Report

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>>21584662
>posted like 5 times in this thread already

at least post a proper pic and not a link you faggit

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Rasputin, The King of /v/ !isgayWURMQ Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:55:00 No.21584715 Report

Quoted By: >>21584760 >>21584771

>>21584645
trust me, it just does.

in Thailand toilets have little hoses, and toilet paper

when i buy a house, i am putting one of these in

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:56:00 No.21584741 Report

Quoted By: >>21584893

>>21583904
This.
I havent used toilet paper since I was a kid, other than to blow my nose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:57:00 No.21584760 Report

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>>21584715

Finlandfag here. We have these in every household bathroom that Ive ever seen, and let me tell you... It feels good, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 04:58:00 No.21584771 Report

Quoted By:

>>21584715
I'm not so sure, because when I do it using a bathtub hose there are always remnants.
And the pressure isn't bad at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 05:02:00 No.21584866 Report

Quoted By: >>21584893

>>21583070
Where in the hell do you live?

It certainly isn't in the us, and I live in the midwest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 05:03:00 No.21584893 Report

Quoted By:

>>21584866
Same thing I said, I live in the west.

>>21583904
>>21584741
Yeah i'm the opposite. Used to use baby wipes but I hated their smell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 05:10:00 No.21585014 Report

Who says you have to use disposable toilet paper?

I use dedicated cloths. I have a basket of them next to the toilet. Fire up the hot water when proceedings are about to end, get it warm and wet, and wipe with both sides of the cloth. Dirty ones go in the bin for washing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 05:13:00 No.21585072 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
... reusing your shitwipes

That's fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 05:21:00 No.21585243 Report

Quoted By: >>21586659 >>21587732

>>21585014
That´s so fucking disgusting, what do you do when you have people over?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 06:41:00 No.21586659 Report

Quoted By: >>21587725 >>21587759 >>21587813 >>21587869 >>21587925 >>21587990 >>21588030 >>21588103

>>21585243
I keep a small supply of toilet paper for squeamish guests. Last time I bought T.P. was about 3 years ago. Most people don't have a problem with the cloths.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:38:00 No.21587469 Report

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>>21585014

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:42:00 No.21587507 Report

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>mfw the best thread on /g/ is about wiping your asshole

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:42:00 No.21587515 Report

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>>21585014

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:47:00 No.21587581 Report

Quoted By: >>21588192

>>21581893
because you didn't finish college, let alone get a PhD in Mathematics which guarantees a 250k/year plus starting job. otherwise you would be using jacksons to clean your ass crack.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:49:00 No.21587597 Report

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>>21585014

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>>21585014

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:52:00 No.21587641 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:53:00 No.21587652 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:54:00 No.21587653 Report

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>>21585014

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>>21585014

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:54:00 No.21587662 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:54:00 No.21587663 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:55:00 No.21587671 Report

Quoted By: >>21587699

>bidet
>thinks it's retarded. stupid lazy foreigners
>need to use a toilet. found one with a bidet.
>no toilet paper. welp.
>max pressure
>HOLYSHITSAWESOME.
>never felt cleaner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:55:00 No.21587678 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:55:00 No.21587681 Report

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:56:00 No.21587686 Report

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>>21585014

>>21585014

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:56:00 No.21587690 Report

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:57:00 No.21587698 Report

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>>21585014
THE BEST

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:57:00 No.21587699 Report

Quoted By: >>21587746

>>21587671
if i ever build a house I will include a bidet in it

i might ask a plumber if there's a way to gracefully nigger-rig a bidet into an existing home if I have to

sad I can't do it in my apartment :|

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:57:00 No.21587703 Report

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>>21585014

>>21585014

>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:57:00 No.21587707 Report

Quoted By: >>21587723 >>21588361

I grew up with a bidet.

Living alone with just a toilet sucks.

I use like 10000 sheets of tp until there is not a speck of shit left on my anus.

Also sometimes I make my anus soar from wiping so much.

The alternative I have gotten is baby shit wipes. I use those after I have taken the majority of the shit away with regular tp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:58:00 No.21587711 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:58:00 No.21587723 Report

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>>21587707
seriously, at that point, just fucking shower after taking a shit
a quick shower takes 5 minutes

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:58:00 No.21587724 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014

>>21585014
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:58:00 No.21587725 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014
>>21586659

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:59:00 No.21587728 Report

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>>21585014
is this real

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:59:00 No.21587732 Report

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>>21585243
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:59:00 No.21587738 Report

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>>21585014

>>21585014
>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:59:00 No.21587739 Report

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>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 07:59:00 No.21587746 Report

Quoted By: >>21587767 >>21587778

>>21587699
To nigger rig you have a special seat made by the japs called a toto
Otherwise its usually toilet and bidet side by side, so two holes needed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:00:00 No.21587757 Report

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>/g/ - Toilet Paper

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:00:00 No.21587759 Report

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>>21585014
>>21586659
>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:00:00 No.21587767 Report

Quoted By: >>21587819

>>21587746
i mean with a hose or whatever so I don't need special plumbing installed for the bidet, costing thousands of dollars to rip open the wall & such

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:00:00 No.21587773 Report

Quoted By:

best thread on /g/ is about toilet paper and some weird shit about re-using cloths

I love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:01:00 No.21587778 Report

Quoted By:

>>21587746

make enough money to buy a fancy house with dual sinks in the master bedroom.

Then convert the extra sink to a bidet.

Or buy a house from someone who is cultured and already has a bidet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:01:00 No.21587784 Report

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>>21585014

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:02:00 No.21587813 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014
>>21586659

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:02:00 No.21587815 Report

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>>21585014

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:02:00 No.21587819 Report

Quoted By: >>21587855

>>21587767
have seen it done, never as good as a real one.
people wont be impressed etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:03:00 No.21587820 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:03:00 No.21587824 Report

Quoted By: >>21587861

I use my bidet as a water fountain when not taking shits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:03:00 No.21587838 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.21587843 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.21587846 Report

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Houston we have a shitstorm. Please advice

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.21587851 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.21587855 Report

Quoted By:

>>21587819
I don't give a shit, I want to get a toilet & bidet (not necessarily in the same unit) without spending $2K on a neorest 500

that's 5% of my annual salary after taxes & such (let's say taxes take a third of my salary). that's non-negligible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:04:00 No.21587861 Report

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>>21587824
used to have a pic of a jap chick sitting on a water fountain in a park injecting her pussy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:05:00 No.21587864 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:05:00 No.21587865 Report

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>>21585014
Stay classy, /g/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:05:00 No.21587869 Report

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>>21585014
>>21586659
>>21585014
>>21585014

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:05:00 No.21587874 Report

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>>21585014
That is genuinely disgusting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:06:00 No.21587880 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014
}

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:06:00 No.21587891 Report

Quoted By: >>21587912

>>21585014
....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:07:00 No.21587899 Report

Quoted By:

posting in shitstorm...a shitstorm filled with used cloths

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:07:00 No.21587904 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
ugh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:07:00 No.21587905 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
Jesus christ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.21587912 Report

Quoted By: >>21588010

>>21587891
>>21587880
>>21587864
>>21587851
>>21587843
>>21587820
>>21587815
>>21587813
>>21587784
>>21587739
>>21587738
>>21587725
>>21587711
feels just like /v/ or /b/, at least post some text

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.21587913 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
what the hell is wrong with this? a good half of online /g/ users obviously find it fucking horrifying/disgusting/basement dwelling autist/etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.21587915 Report

Quoted By: >>21587935 >>21588007

>that feel when toilet paper and shit clumps get stuck in your ass hairs
>EVERY
>SINGLE
>TIME
>you take a shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.21587920 Report

Quoted By: >>21587935 >>21587961 >>21587994 >>21588030 >>21588103

So many noobs in this thread.

There are so many reasons to ditch the recycled toilet paper for something truly reusable, such as the family cloth. Here is my list below:

* Affordable: As you'll see below the cloth for your own toilet paper can be gotten for cheap or even free, and washed with any load of laundry, so no extra water or detergent.

* Truly Eco-friendly: No more repeated manufacturing or shipping of a disposable product.

* Softer: Truly the softest option for toilet paper, especially good when you're wiping a lot due to sickness.

* Gets you cleaner: It's true. You feel cleaner because you actually are when using cloth toilet paper.

* Keeps you cleaner: No fingers poking through because it doesn't tear like recycled toilet paper.

* Saves time and energy: It's nearly effortless to care for and is done with your normal laundry, so no late night trips to the store when you've run out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.21587923 Report

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>>21585014

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:08:00 No.21587925 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
>>21586659
dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:09:00 No.21587928 Report

Quoted By:

wtf /g/ it's not even that horrifying, is someone samefagging?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:09:00 No.21587933 Report

Quoted By:

>>21582940
>Wine isn't cheap in the US like it is in Europe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:09:00 No.21587935 Report

Quoted By: >>21587959

>>21587915
Shave, bro.

Anyways.
>>21585014
>>21587920

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:09:00 No.21587941 Report

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>>21585014

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:10:00 No.21587951 Report

Quoted By: >>21587970

>>21585014
Troll detected.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:10:00 No.21587957 Report

Quoted By:

>>21583044
>put pennies in tip jar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:11:00 No.21587959 Report

Quoted By:

>>21587935
>shaving
>asshole
I have to get something over OTC for tapeworms anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:11:00 No.21587961 Report

Quoted By:

>>21587920
>done with your normal laundry
wait what

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:11:00 No.21587967 Report

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is calling this a shitstorm ironic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:11:00 No.21587970 Report

Quoted By:

>>21587951
Yes, everyone with a different point of view must be a troll, right?

Google cloth+toilet+paper or reusable+toilet+paper and discover that thousands if not millions of people all over the world do this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:11:00 No.21587974 Report

Quoted By:

>>21585014
>>21585014

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:12:00 No.21587979 Report

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>>21585014
no
No
NO
NONOONONONONONONON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:12:00 No.21587990 Report

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>>21585014
>>21585014
>>21586659

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:13:00 No.21587994 Report

Quoted By: >>21588027

>>21585014

>>21587920
>It's nearly effortless to care for and is done with your normal laundry

So you wash your shit rags with your normal clothes?

Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:13:00 No.21587999 Report

Quoted By: >>21588046

Seriously, stop this.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:13:00 No.21588006 Report

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>>21585014
mfw i do this too

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:13:00 No.21588007 Report

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>>21587915
That fucking sucks, man, I have a hairy asshole and if I shave it i'd look like a fag. I even developed some kind of repulsion everytime I have to take a shit, I avoid it as much as I can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:14:00 No.21588010 Report

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>>21587912

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:15:00 No.21588027 Report

Quoted By: >>21588111

>>21587994
No, that was just copy & pasted from an info site about cloth TP. I wash them separately at 90°C.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:15:00 No.21588030 Report

Quoted By: >>21588051

>>21585014
>>21586659
>>21587920
There's more than one of them..?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:16:00 No.21588046 Report

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>>21587999

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:16:00 No.21588051 Report

Quoted By: >>21588081 >>21588103

>>21588030
Yes. Try to take a look outside of your little box once in a while.
Not everyone is a paper TP using environmental pig!

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:18:00 No.21588079 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:19:00 No.21588081 Report

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>>21588051

Mother of God

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:20:00 No.21588103 Report

Quoted By:

>>21588051
>>21585014
>>21586659
>>21587920

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:20:00 No.21588111 Report

Quoted By: >>21588133

>>21588027
And are you aware of the amount of energy that is required to wash your shit rags at 90c? Don't think you're saving anything

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:21:00 No.21588122 Report

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>this thread has received two out of 4 requests to trigger archival
Also,

>>21585014

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:22:00 No.21588133 Report

Quoted By: >>21588225

>>21588111
Our house has solar collectors that heat our water supply to 90°C with ease. We adapt our hot water use to the sun light. No drop of oil or electricity is wasted on a sunny day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:24:00 No.21588165 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:25:00 No.21588180 Report

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I also use it to brew coffee when not boiling cloths

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:26:00 No.21588192 Report

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>>21587581
>Not using vintage High-denomination federal reserve notes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weKN9-9TQcU&feature=related

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:27:00 No.21588218 Report

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>>21585014
Hey guys I just came fr.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:28:00 No.21588225 Report

Quoted By: >>21588268

>>21588133
How does shit smell like at 90°C?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:31:00 No.21588268 Report

Quoted By: >>21588287 >>21588303

>>21588225
Some vinegar neutralizes the smell and it's not like you have whole turds on your cloths, only little stains.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:32:00 No.21588287 Report

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>>21588268
>it's not like you have whole turds on your cloths, only little stains
Not with my diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:33:00 No.21588303 Report

Quoted By: >>21588323

>>21588268
Oh fucking please this guy is trolling.

It's me from this post
>>21585014
There are no poop stains on clothing, it gets washed away with any other filth. The hot water and bleach sanitizes it perfectly. I developed the habit of sniffing freshly washed cloths, they never smell like duke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:34:00 No.21588323 Report

Quoted By:

>>21588303
I was talking about the cloths _before_ washing them.
They're not that dirty in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:37:00 No.21588361 Report

Quoted By: >>21588450

>>21587707
A better diet might solve your problems. My diet is pretty bad right now and my poop is sticky and messy, but when I eat healthier it comes out firm and requires little to no cleanup. I need to fix my diet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Dec 2011 08:44:00 No.21588450 Report

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>>21588361
Confirmed. Shit doesn't smell as badly when you eat healthy.
Red meat is a particularly dominant factor.

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