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Anonymous !4502598422 Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:17:00 No.22016412 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22017161

About 6 months I asked /g/ why they weren't trolling Apple Live Chat. That day many lulz were had; resulting in Apple taking it off their site. Today I found out they added it again.

So /g/, allow me to ask you again: Why aren't you trolling Apple Live Chat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:19:00 No.22016451 Report

Quoted By: >>22016478 >>22016702 >>22018158

This was the original thread

http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/18689750

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:20:00 No.22016478 Report

Quoted By: >>22016702 >>22017436 >>22018465

>>22016451
>http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/18689750
hahaha holy shit, that was a good time. my troll convo was the one about beatz headphones and pretending to be a nigger

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:21:00 No.22016505 Report

Quoted By: >>22016715 >>22016751

Because those people are working and I don't want to bug them at work. I mean it's probably bad enough to with the regular people asking for help so why should I make it any worse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:22:00 No.22016507 Report

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Let's do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:22:00 No.22016522 Report

Quoted By: >>22016572

Link to the page? Cant find it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:24:00 No.22016558 Report

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waiting on a link OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:25:00 No.22016572 Report

Quoted By: >>22016593 >>22020472

>>22016522
>apple product
>buy now
>choose model
>Customize page
You should see it on the right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:26:00 No.22016591 Report

Quoted By: >>22016715 >>22016751

Why bother them? They're just traditional tech support assistants and are not in any way affiliated with the pretentious dickwads that run the company.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:27:00 No.22016593 Report

Quoted By: >>22019028

>>22016572

!4502598422

!4502598422 Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:28:00 No.22016621 Report

Quoted By: >>22016653 >>22016715 >>22016751

"I hate their products so much that I will harass their employees in my free time."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:29:00 No.22016653 Report

Quoted By: >>22016705

>>22016621
i counter your sage with a charity bump!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:30:00 No.22016670 Report

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Don't forget about Alienware, OP!

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:30:00 No.22016672 Report

Quoted By: >>22016715 >>22016751

Why would you annoy people like this? They're only doing a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:31:00 No.22016702 Report

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>>22016451
>>22016478

Most of those are retarded, just like this thread.

At least you could come up with something even remotely witty

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:32:00 No.22016705 Report

Quoted By: >>22016710 >>22016726

>>22016653
I counter your charity bump with another sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:32:00 No.22016710 Report

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>>22016705
>implying that sage did anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:32:00 No.22016714 Report

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there's no live chat thing on my apple website.

Ed_Plat !/4/gtx480s

Ed_Plat !/4/gtx480s Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:32:00 No.22016715 Report

Quoted By: >>22016754 >>22016761

>>22016672
I think the real question is when did all you faggots become a bunch of white knights.

>>22016672
>>22016621
>>22016591
>>22016505

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:33:00 No.22016726 Report

Quoted By: >>22020467

>>22016705
raising you with a bump in the email field.
Your move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:34:00 No.22016751 Report

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>>22016505
>>22016621
>>22016591
>>22016672
samefag

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:34:00 No.22016754 Report

Quoted By: >>22016842

>>22016715

Who the fuck are you and why the fuck don't you go back to /b/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:35:00 No.22016761 Report

Quoted By: >>22016842

>>22016715
This is no the epic raid XD board.

Go to /b/ with your shit. Your previous thread is not even slightly amusing, most of the time you ended up looking like genuine mouth-breathing retards, with some degree of asperger.

It's a bit embarrasing, even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:36:00 No.22016793 Report

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Well this was a flop...

Ed_Plat !/4/gtx480s

Ed_Plat !/4/gtx480s Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:38:00 No.22016842 Report

Quoted By: >>22016880 >>22016953

>>22016754
>implying I visit /b/
>implying you are any more or less important than me

>>22016761

Who said this is a raid? I think you sound like the retard. You genuinely care about slightly annoying someone?
These threads are good for a laugh, and if those people weren't answering shit from people on /g/ they would be just answering some other retards.
Is there any real difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:39:00 No.22016876 Report

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tbh when trolling the support chatt you should be nice enough to end it within 10 minutes
they have certain statistics to keep you know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:40:00 No.22016880 Report

Quoted By: >>22016906

>>22016842
OP

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:40:00 No.22016894 Report

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Let's troll for the lulz. Apple sucks XD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:41:00 No.22016906 Report

Quoted By: >>22016915

>>22016880
lol, seriously?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:41:00 No.22016915 Report

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>>22016906
Yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:42:00 No.22016953 Report

Quoted By: >>22017045 >>22017053

>>22016842
>Is there any real difference?

Yes, I don't have to deal with your shitty garbage thread, nor any EPIC RAID LULZ thread you, or anyone else who gets the wrong idea might make.

Go to /b/ with your teenage bullshit. This is no raid board.

Ed_Plat !/4/gtx480s

Ed_Plat !/4/gtx480s Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:46:00 No.22017045 Report

Quoted By: >>22017108

>>22016953
1. It isn't my thread.
2. You're the only person who is sounding like a child. You are getting genuinely aggravated about a thread on 4chan. Also the posts where you decided to sage the thread clearly made no difference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:46:00 No.22017053 Report

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>>22016953
Your an fagget

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:48:00 No.22017087 Report

Quoted By: >>22017113

so is anyone doing anything, or are we just raging at each other in traditional /g/ style?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:48:00 No.22017108 Report

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>>22017045
Well, you are the one bumping it.

>posts where you decided to sage the thread clearly made no difference.

Are you seriously claiming I'm the only one who hates /b/ garbage? Honestly, dude, I know /g/ is no bastion of quality, but at least you can have some dignity and not fill it up with your bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:48:00 No.22017113 Report

Quoted By: >>22017238

>>22017087
Everyone is just raging now; I'm probably going to delete the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:51:00 No.22017161 Report

Quoted By: >>22017186

>>22016412
toasting in another epic thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:51:00 No.22017186 Report

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>>22017161
>Epic
Have you even read it? This thread is turning out to be complete shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:54:00 No.22017238 Report

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>>22017113
i see. This is kinda funny though, so leave it for a little bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:54:00 No.22017258 Report

Quoted By: >>22017269 >>22017307 >>22017335

Hi, my name is Aaron C. Welcome to Apple!

Hey

Hello. How may I help you today?

I was wondering how to install windows on my mac

I am happy to help you today.

There are two ways. The first is using Boot Camp that is on your Mac already.

With Boot Camp you will choose your Windows OS or Mac OS when you start up your Mac.

You can also use VM Ware Fusion 3, that will allow you to run Windows within your Mac OS like you would any other program.

For both options you would need a copy of Window to install.

Thanks, can you tell me how to install mac on my windows computer?

I am sorry the Mac OS will require a Mac computer and will not run on a Windows based system.

But I saw a youtube video with a guy with mac on his windows

I wish I had more information for you on that. However a requirement for Mac OS is a Mac computer.

So I can have windows on my mac but not mac on my windows?

what is this I don't even

Right you can run Windows on your Mac, but not the other way around as the Mac OS requires a Mac computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:55:00 No.22017269 Report

Quoted By: >>22017307 >>22017335 >>22017338

>>22017258

Ok but that is whacky patacky

I can get you some information on running Windows via Boot Camp if you would like.

No thanks, Hey, can I use my mac to connect to an alien spaceship like in that movie with Will Smith

I think it was called Fresh Prince of Space

Okay, no worries. Is there anything else that I can help you with today?

Yes, contacting alien spaceships

Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.

I am a customer, I brought a mac, even though I had to sell my kidney to afford it.

I'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.

I feel as though you are insulting my intelligence

You fail to notice that I have a mac and am therefore a genius

This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.

This feels like a copy and pasted response and shows me you don't care about your customers

I feel hurt, and because of this I will not buy any of the new ipads once the Chinese finish making them

I've repeatedly asked you to stop this behavior. I am terminating this chat due to the nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:57:00 No.22017307 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017258
>>22017269
Lol'd a bit. Thanks for making this thread not complete shit

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:58:00 No.22017335 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017258
>>22017269

EPIC LULZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:58:00 No.22017338 Report

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>>22017269
>No thanks, Hey, can I use my mac to connect to an alien spaceship like in that movie with Will Smith

>I think it was called Fresh Prince of Space

>Yes, contacting alien spaceships

See what I mean? Do you really think this is funny in the slighest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:58:00 No.22017340 Report

Quoted By: >>22017359

Philip: Hello and welcome! How can I assist you today?
You: Type your response here and press Return to send it..
You: Hello
You: I want to buy a apple
Philip: I am happy to assist with your purchase today!
You: Yea
You: I want to make some beatz
You: what's da best mac for making beatz
You: like dr.dre on TV
Philip: Did you have a particular Mac in mind?
You: naw not really
You: it just have to make beatz
Philip: Besides audio mixing, will this Mac have any other significant uses?
You: of course man im gonna make beatz
You: so wats the best mac for dat
Philip: There is no best Mac, however some Macs will be better for these needs than others.
Philip: Besides audio mixing, what tasks will you have for this Mac?
You: watching youtube
You: there wuz a good hp computer on TV
You: dr dre was making some killa beatz
You: can a mac do it better than the HP
Philip: To provide a recommendation, I am going to need to better understand how you intend to use your new Mac.
You: make some beatz
You: and watch youtube
Philip: Just another minute.
Philip: Based on your needs I recommend the 21.5 inch iMac 3.06GHz customized with 8GB of RAM, Logic Express 9,and the AppleCare protection plan.
Philip: This is going to be perfect for making beatz, and watching youtube.
Philip: The large screen is going to display your youtube videos in beautiful color, and high resolution.
Philip: Logic Express 9 is going to help you make the phatest beatz easier and faster.
You: aight dawg. sounds good but im gonna pass on the applecare protection. i like living on the edge
Philip: Of course. May I send you a link to this computer?
You: naw i got it from here.
Philip: May I assist with anything further today?
You: naw that wuz it. just wanna make some killa beatz
Philip: Thank you for visiting the Apple Online Store. We appreciate your business. Please contact us again if you have any further questions.
You: how do i close this thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:00:00 No.22017359 Report

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cannot into the chat. And old mate over >>22017340
is re-posting from the old thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:00:00 No.22017369 Report

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someone make them try and explain how a solid aluminum unibody case is somehow better than a thinkpad magnesium roll cage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:01:00 No.22017390 Report

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From the old thread

>Why do you suck at trolling, /g/? You practice this shit against Apple every day. Find some good copypasta, use only parts of it that extend the conversation for as long as possible. Your goal is to act like an extreme ignorantfag, not retardedtrollfag. Bump for the little faith I have left in you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:04:00 No.22017436 Report

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>>22016478
>how do I close this thing
I burst out laughing there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:06:00 No.22017476 Report

Quoted By: >>22017496 >>22017543

_-_THis is a good one, folks_-_
You are chatting with Aisha F, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Aisha F. Welcome to Apple!
Aisha F: Hi there!
Aisha F: How may I help you today?
You: Hello, I'm just having a problem with my Ipod Touch
You: Need a little help
Aisha F: I am sorry to hear that.
Aisha F: What is going on with it?
You: Well it's a second generation ipod, and I sort of wanted a camera for mine, as the 4th gen does
Aisha F: I can send you a link to the Apple Recycle Program.
You: So I went to the store to check how much the 4th gen would cost, and holy moly
You: No no no
Aisha F: You can get 10% off if you take your iPod Touch 3rd generation.
You: No, it's a seocnd gen
You: The one I have is only 2nd
Aisha F: Let me send you a link to the Apple Recycle Program so you can see the details.
You: Can I just finish describing my problem?
Aisha F: At no cost to you, send us your iPod or any mobile phone by mail, and we’ll recycle it for you. Or bring your old iPod to an Apple Retail Store and get 10 percent off a new one.*
Aisha F: Sure.
You: I really need some help, and I don't want to talk to someone on the phone
You: Alright, thanks.
Aisha F: Click here for the Apple Recycle Program
You: So I found out how expensive the 4th generation Ipod Touch is, and discouraged, I went home to see what I could do.
You: REALLY
Aisha F: Please let me know if this ink opens for you.
You: I just want to finish
You: Yea, it works.
You: Just LET ME FINISH. PLEASE
Aisha F: We do offer financing.
Aisha F: We also have refurbished iPods.
(Cont.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:07:00 No.22017496 Report

Quoted By: >>22017530

>>22017476
So far so terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:09:00 No.22017530 Report

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>>22017496
Better than the hurr Fresh Prince one that reeks of /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:09:00 No.22017539 Report

Quoted By: >>22018655

Hi, my name is Wilson R. Welcome to Apple!
You: are you a real person
You: I wanna buy a apple
Wilson R: Hi there!
Wilson R: Yes, I am
Wilson R: How you doing?
Wilson R: How can I assist you today?
You: i want to buy a apple
Wilson R: Sure which product can I help you with?
You: a apple
You: with a screen
Wilson R: Can you clarify or provide more details please>
You: its got a screen and i can facebook and make pictures
Wilson R: Are you looking for a portable or a desktop machine?
You: the desktop i guess
You: can desktops go on tables?
You: like the tables at starbucks
Wilson R: Not sure what you mean.
You: can i not move a desktop?
You: like, once i plug it in, i cant move it?
You: also i wanna do games
Wilson R: So you are interested in a desktop?
You: yes
Wilson R: Great!
Wilson R: We have the iMac in 21.5 and the 27inch that would be great for gaming.
You: ok
You: can it play crysis
You: i wanna play crysis
Wilson R: I would recommend checking your gaming setting first.
Wilson R: Are you interested in the 21.5 inch or the 27 inch iMac?
You: wait
You: what is the grafics card in the imac
You: crysis needs a gud one
Wilson R: For which IMac?
You: the big one
Wilson R: Will you be purchasing today?
You: bigger means it has a gudder grafics card rite?
Wilson R: Not neccessarily.
Wilson R: Have you decide on which iMac you'll be going with today?
You: which won has a beter grafics card?
You: for crysis TO BE CONTINUED

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:09:00 No.22017543 Report

Quoted By: >>22017568

>>22017476
(cont.)
You: So I go home and get a drill. I think I am pretty skilled with hardware like this, i've built a PC before! I know it's hard to believe, whatever. So I get my drill and put my Itouch(2nd gen) face down on my work bench. I drill into the spot where I want the camera, and I got a good hole.
You: I put the lens from my glasses up to it to see if it'll work, so It's cool. The lens will fit, so I start trying to snap it in place.
You: It won't fit, so I start getting angry and start trying harder..
You: Eventually, I got REALLY frustrated and started yelling "JUST WORK!"
You: Are you still there?
Aisha F: Yes.
You: Alright
You: So, eventually the lens breaks.
Aisha F: I am sorry for your inconvenience.
Aisha F: I can send you a link to the refurbished iPods.
You: And my hands are all bleeding.
You: What should I do
Aisha F:
This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. How may I help with your shopping?
You: I just want some help.
You: Please, I don't want the online store
Aisha F: You can purchase an iPod Touch 4th generation to have what you want/
You: I JUST WANT IT TO WORK
You: Look, I drilled this hole in the back of my ipod and I broke my glasses lens to try and get it to
Aisha F: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers
You: Please
You: Just give me some help
You: GOD
You: I knew I shouldn't have bought a stupid MAC
Aisha F: I gave you option.
(cont)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:11:00 No.22017568 Report

Quoted By: >>22017587 >>22017597 >>22017606 >>22017607

>>22017543
You: Can I atleast get a refund on this Ipod?
Aisha F: I understand. I would be happy to provide you the number to AppleCare. They have the expertise to help you with any technical support.
You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
You: THIS IS BEYOND TECHNICAL SUPPORT.
You: I just ruined my Ipod. I just want a refund
Aisha F:
AppleCare is available by calling-------. 9a-9p EST daily.
You: Even 30 dollars is good for me
You: MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING AND I NEED A NEW GLASSES LENS.
You: PLEASE
You: AHWNFEGEGUIJHEIUOGNJMEKOAGFNMAOEGSJLIEJ
You: Are you still THERE
Aisha F: I’m sorry to hear that. I can provide you with a link to our online support site for helpful information, or you may visit the local Apple Retail store Genius Bar. You can also call AppleCare for assistance. They are our award winning technical support team.
You: YOU'VE PROVIDED ENOUGH LINKS.
You: I get it.
You: You don't want to deal with this, just PLEASE try. This once.
You: FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU. FUCK. EVERYTHING.
Aisha F: I'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level

(I do good?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:12:00 No.22017587 Report

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>>22017568
No.
Seriously, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:12:00 No.22017597 Report

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>>22017568
3/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:13:00 No.22017606 Report

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>>22017568
Trying too hard, but you'll get better over time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:13:00 No.22017607 Report

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>>22017568
No. When you start going out there, they start sending pre-made answers.

Do you even know what subtle means?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:13:00 No.22017608 Report

Quoted By: >>22017649 >>22017654 >>22017686

You are chatting with David, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is David. Welcome to Apple!

You: I like to buy apple

David: You bet!

David: How can I help out?

You: I am looking for computer with most power

David: Alright.

David: Which on in particular were you looking at?

You: mac pro

You: But I do not know which is best for running Windows.

David: Well any of them would be able to, what sorts of things are you wanting to run other than Windows?

You: My son he like to play these things, he says games

You: He say they are very good.

David: What kinds of games exactly?

You: The kinds you play with keypad and mouse.

You: He also like to watch video

David: Alright. So which Mac Pro were you looking at?

You: Cores

You: He says more cores

David: How many cores?

You: Eh, how many should I have

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:14:00 No.22017640 Report

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ask about those new steve jobs figures: www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2081587/Eerie-foot-tall-Steve-Jobs-model-sale-Spring.
html

Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:15:00 No.22017649 Report

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>>22017608
>he said more cores
Go on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:15:00 No.22017654 Report

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>>22017608
MORE, ALWAYS MORE CORES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:17:00 No.22017686 Report

Quoted By: >>22017755

>>22017608
David: How many cores?

You: Eh, how many should I have

David: Well you can get 4, 8 or 12.

You: What is the difference in power?

David: Well the difference in the 4 and 8 is essentially double the power.

David: Do you have a Mac now?

You: I have old and bad Dell.

David: Gotcha, and do you know what kind of specs it has on it?

You: Sticker says Intel Pentium HT

David: Alright, and do you know things like cores, RAM, and so on?

You: This is why I chat with you. I do not know such things. They are good?

David: Well the Mac Pro is the top of the line, it will pretty much run anything and do it very well. I'm not sure what your Dell has, but I can safely say a new Mac Pro would be much more powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:20:00 No.22017755 Report

Quoted By: >>22017800

>>22017686
You: This Dell has been superior for our usages. It has 3.0 HT Intel, 1 jiggabyte memory, 80 hard drive

You: Windows

You: But my son says it is time for something, more up to date?

David: Gotcha, then the Mac Pro would be a great option for you.

David: What else do you use it for other than your son's games?

You: Watching the video. Music, and he says this thing called a facebook?

You: Typing stuff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:21:00 No.22017769 Report

Quoted By: >>22017787

Goddammit /g/, stop getting my hopes up and crushing them shortly thereafter

Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:21:00 No.22017783 Report

Quoted By:

Holy shit this is the worst thread ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:21:00 No.22017787 Report

Quoted By: >>22017831

>>22017769
Where do you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:22:00 No.22017800 Report

Quoted By: >>22017848

>>22017755
David: Alright.

You: I think Quad-core on site is best for us.

David: Alright, and have you also looked at the iMac as well?

You: I think too many cores might be too much.

David: I think you are right.

You: I do not like having video part of tower

David is typing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:23:00 No.22017821 Report

Quoted By: >>22017857 >>22017867 >>22017869 >>22020954

Hi, my name is Wyndie W. Welcome to Apple!

Wyndie W: Hi there! What brings you to the Apple Online Store today?

You: I need compooter that haz enuf stuf to ran facebooks

Wyndie W: I'm happy to assist with that today!

You: me old 1 doesn it says it neds the fash playr

You: from adobe

You: so i am going2 by a new1 to get da flash player

Wyndie W: Good deal. What other kinds of things will you use your Mac for?

You: faermville

You: and pron

Wyndie W: Are you looking for a portable or a desktop?

You: idk wut is the diff

You: i need lots of gigabootz

Wyndie W: One you can take where ever you go and the other will stay at home on your desk for example.

You: which 1 work wit beatz by dr pepper?

You: I aso ned a coompoter for chatin wit my brosss

Wyndie W: Let me show you the MacBook Air.

You: What type of processor does it have?

Wyndie W: It is perfect for every day use, and will be super light so you can take it with you wherever you go!

You: And how much ram?

Wyndie W: Click here to see the MacBook Air.

You: And is the ram ddr2 or ddr3?

Wyndie W: Yes it's ddr3. And can be configured up to 4GB of RAM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:24:00 No.22017831 Report

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>>22017787
Yurop. Someone tell those apple store representative that they're ignorant bigots for not letting me troll them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:24:00 No.22017842 Report

Quoted By: >>22017897 >>22017959

Hi, my name is Alicia. Welcome to Apple!
Alicia: How are you doing today?
You: Pretty terrible
You: I'm having trouble with my mac
Alicia: I'm sorry to hear that!
Alicia: Chat Support is only here to assist customers with the Apple Online Store order process, but let me see what I can do to help. And, worst case scenario, I can get you to the folks that can. Would that be okay?
You: Sure
Alicia: Ok
Alicia: What seems to be the trouble?
You: I was having problems with my mac, so my friend told me to install something called "gentoo" but I can't do anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:25:00 No.22017848 Report

Quoted By: >>22017857 >>22017870 >>22017883

>>22017800
You: Let me ask

You: I have seen similar machines with similar parts for much less

You: Why are Mac so much?

David: We make a top of the line product using the best materials, and the best components. We also include great software, and the best support and coverage around the globe.

David: You buy it here, you are covered anywhere you go in the world for both hardware, and software.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:25:00 No.22017857 Report

Quoted By: >>22017919

>>22017821
>gigabootz

i laughed for some reason

>>22017848
ASK WHO MAKES THE COMPONENTS.

or, what makes them so great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:26:00 No.22017867 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017821
Stop it. You suck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:26:00 No.22017869 Report

Quoted By: >>22017888

>>22017821
CONTINUED
You: What type of processor and what is the clock speed?

You: How big is the hard drive and how many rpm?

Wyndie W: Like iPad, MacBook Air doesn't use a hard drive. Instead, it has all-flash storage that is smaller, lighter, and doesn't have any moving parts.

You: So it has an solid state drive?

You: How big is this drive?

You: What brand?

Wyndie W: Correct, it can be up to 256GB.

Wyndie W: Apple doesn't release the brand.

You: How much will that cost?

Wyndie W: Did that link I sent open okay for you?

You: Yes

Wyndie W: Perfect.

Wyndie W: Did you have a screen size in mind?

You: I am going to guess Apple uses the cheaper drives such as Patriot and OCZ

You: No

You: I do want to know if the screen is ips

You: an duz it ran fac3b00k fast?????

You: I n33ds run fazbook fast

You: not sl0w

You: GOTTA GO FAST

Wyndie W: Yes, facebook will be zooming.

You: COME ON STEP IT UP

You: I AM SANIC

You: GOTTA GO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:26:00 No.22017870 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017848
brilliant!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:26:00 No.22017883 Report

Quoted By: >>22017911 >>22017912

>>22017848
You: So if my son download the virus it is covered?

David: It is. And the best part is that we include all virus protection into the OS itself.

David: So you never have to worry about updating or buying any other protection software at all.

You: This pleases me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:27:00 No.22017888 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017869
>Wyndie W: Yes, facebook will be zooming.

Oh god, that was funnier than anything you've said so far

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:27:00 No.22017897 Report

Quoted By: >>22017916

>>22017842
>but I can't do anything
Linux in a nutshell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:29:00 No.22017911 Report

Quoted By: >>22020206

>>22017883
You: This pleases me.

David: Absolutely. I have had Macs my whole life, and never once got a virus, or had to worry about opening a bad email or anything like that.

David: What has you and your son interested in the Mac?

You: Thank you for your help sir. I am very much interested in your Toshiba.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:29:00 No.22017912 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017883
Say, "but I thought macs didn't get viruses"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:29:00 No.22017916 Report

Quoted By: >>22017946

>>22017897
>oh noes, it can't run my gaymes, that must make it bad!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:29:00 No.22017919 Report

Quoted By: >>22017943

>>22017857
You realize that these people answer these types of questions every day right? I predict enormous butthurt from the poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:30:00 No.22017943 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017919
I'm just more curious to how they can make these claims, and then not back it up with even so much as to who the manufacturer of their SSDs.

And yes, i know, this is mac users we're talking about that are prepared to pay full sticker price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:31:00 No.22017946 Report

Quoted By: >>22017962

>>22017916
>getting butthurt over a joke
Typical linux user

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:31:00 No.22017959 Report

Quoted By: >>22017983 >>22017996 >>22018004

>>22017842

Alicia: Ok, what problems are you having with it?
You: I can't find iMovie or anything
You: everything i so confusing
You: *is
Alicia: Ok, so all your applications aren't there?
You: Yes
Alicia: Ok, and you've checked your applications folder also?
You: I don't know where it is
You: I can't find anything
You: This is so confusing
Alicia: We have two options: Option one is to call for AppleCare Technical Support to review your warranty and check out your device's issue. The other is to make a free appointment take it to your closest Apple Retail Store and have it looked at by the Genius Bar.
You: ?
Alicia: You can do either one of those options
You: Okay
Alicia: Would you like to make a Genius Bar appt?
You: No
You: I'll figure this out
Alicia: Ok.
You: I thought mac was easy
You: But this is so hard
Alicia: Then give AppleCare a call and they can walk you through it
Alicia: Well it won't be so hard if you call them to help
You: Does applecare know how to work a gentoo?
Alicia: They might know what you are referring to yes
You: Ok
Alicia: Ok
Alicia: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:32:00 No.22017962 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017946
>getting butthurt over a counter-joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:32:00 No.22017977 Report

Quoted By: >>22017993 >>22018012 >>22018018 >>22018140 >>22018184

You: you get paid to dick around all day?
Chadwick L: Not really, I'm here to provide a comfortable environment for my customer to chat with me in.
Chadwick L: So I need you to know I'm real.
You: anyway this is besides the point I need to know the best way to scam a new screen for my iphone
You: any suggestions?
You: can I just use plastic wrap?
Chadwick L: How long have you had your iPhone?
You: a long long time
Chadwick L: I see, have you ever taken it in to the Apple store for any physical damage?
You: no?
You: lets say I take off the screen pop on some plastic wrap will it work
Chadwick L: The plastic wrap will not work.
You: that sucks
You: I really like plastic wrap
Chadwick L: If you take it in, most Apple stores will replace the body of your iPhone if it's the first time you have brought it in.
Chadwick L: No guarantees however.
You: my screen is cracked
Chadwick L: They can fix cracks.
You: with plastic wrap?
Chadwick L: With the glass that originally comes on the iPhone. Much better than plastic wrap I assure you.
You: what is your favorite brand of plastic wrap?
Chadwick L: I'm partial to Saran wrap myself. I think I misspelled it however.
You: its ok most mac users lack basic knowledge
Chadwick L: Haven't been working here long enough to afford a Mac yet.
You: I feel you they are over priced pieces of doggy poop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:32:00 No.22017983 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017959
EasyMac

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:33:00 No.22017993 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017977
holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:33:00 No.22017996 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017959
>Alicia: Well it won't be so hard if you call them to help
What a bitch

>It just werks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:33:00 No.22018004 Report

Quoted By: >>22018022

>>22017959
Seriously, you had it and you lost it. Fuck you. You went out with a bang in that previous post of yours, while this is an enormous anti-climax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:33:00 No.22018007 Report

Quoted By:

Some how the guy on apple live just got me to buy garage band for my 4S. This guy seriously almost talked his way into my pants, and im pretty fucking straight.

SANIC !!2Xw0Ss/SlBd

SANIC !!2Xw0Ss/SlBd Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:34:00 No.22018011 Report

Quoted By:

Hi, my name is David. Welcome to Apple!

David: What's on your mind?

You: My sons computer was going slow

David: Alright.

You: so I opened it up and put a quick spray of WD40 to make the pieces move quicker

You: then it made loud noise and smoke came out

You: it was mac

David: Gotcha.

You: the tv said mac don't get virus

You: so how could this happen

You: you lid

David: What you will want to do is take it down to an Apple store and have them look at it.

You: I cant

You: I live in farm

You: u ruind christmas

David: Sorry you feel that way. Is there anything else I can help you out with?

You: why did you ruind christmas?

You: WD40 makes things faster

You: so u didn't want them to go fast

You: GOTTA GO FAST

You: FAAAAAAAAAAAST

David: How much did that can of WD40 cost?

You: 3.40 at Tom's general store

You: He tells the funniest stories

David: Right on, good deal.

David: I'll have to pay Tom a visit and hear one sometime.

You: Here is video of the computer:

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM

You: it dont work

You: no more

David: Bummer.

You: IT DONT GO FAST

David: Would you like to buy a new one now?

You: GOTTA GO FAST

You: FASSSSSSSSST

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:34:00 No.22018012 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017977
If this was serious i laughed so hard it hurt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:34:00 No.22018018 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017977

Only one I laughed at. I too like plastic wrap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:34:00 No.22018022 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018004
Sorry ;_;. I didn't know what to say

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:42:00 No.22018140 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017977
>Chadwick L: Haven't been working here long enough to afford a Mac yet.

They are probably indians that are paid peanuts to be there all day. He'll never afford a Mac.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:42:00 No.22018142 Report

Quoted By: >>22018151 >>22018154 >>22018163

Chadwick L: Haven't been working here long enough to afford a Mac yet.
You: I feel you they are over priced pieces of doggy poop
Chadwick L: Well I disagree but different strokes for different folks. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
You: Yes, I am considering buying a new type of frog any suggestions?
Chadwick L: I am not able to help you with that. Is there anything else I can help you with that's Apple related?
You: what if I fed my frog apples?
Chadwick L: I still would not be able to help you with that. Google would be able to help you out however. Well if you don't have anymore questions for me I will let you go. Thanks for chatting with me today.
Chadwick L: Have a good one.
You: good bye my dearest chadwick I will miss you
Chadwick L: Ah, ditto my most esteemed customer.
You: what kind of name is chadwick if you dont mind me asking
Chadwick L: Sure, I don't really know the origin of the name, just something my mom liked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:43:00 No.22018151 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018142
What a bro. Ask him why he works for Apple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:43:00 No.22018154 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018142
Chadwick is bro-tier. I'm going to call apple and tell them to give him a raise

Tripfaggot !!MT+V1rAbGK1

Tripfaggot !!MT+V1rAbGK1 Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:43:00 No.22018158 Report

Quoted By: >>22018193 >>22018225

>>22016451
You: No.
David: Okay! Based on your needs of games, I recommend a Mac Pro with two 2.93GHz 6-core Intel Xeon "Westmere" processors, 32GB of memory, 4TB storage in a RAID format, an ATI Radeon HD 5870 1GB graphics, Two 18x SuperDrive Optical Drives, and Two 27" Apple LED Cinema displays.

>For Flash Games
MY SIDES
OH GOD MY FUCKING SIDES

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:44:00 No.22018163 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018142
Lol'd, chadwick seems like a cool guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:46:00 No.22018184 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017977
>Chadwick L: Haven't been working here long enough to afford a Mac yet.
I think we have a winner!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:46:00 No.22018193 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018158
>Flash
>Mac OS X
There's nothing funny about this, it's really that unoptimized

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:48:00 No.22018225 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018158
>2 xeon
>1 ati hd 5870 1gb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:51:00 No.22018265 Report

Quoted By: >>22018331

Hi, my name is Chase. Welcome to Apple!
You: Hello
Chase: Hi, how are you doing tonight?
You: I am good
Chase: Good to hear. How can I help you tonight?
You: is mac good?
You: i want a good computer
You: and my friends on facebook said mac
Chase: I'd be more than happy to explain the benefits of choosing a Mac.
You: k i was on the site and i saw mac pro
You: is it pro enough for me?
You: i play mlg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:52:00 No.22018288 Report

Quoted By: >>22018334

You are chatting with Dave, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is Dave. Welcome to Apple!

You: CHILD SLAVE DRIVERS!

Dave: How may I assist you with questions about our online products and processes today?

You: Stop using FOXCONN

Dave: This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.

You: I am sorry

You: only not really

You: Problem?

Dave: You have been reported.

Dave: I've repeatedly asked you to stop this behavior. I am terminating this chat due to the nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.

Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:53:00 No.22018299 Report

Quoted By:

Can someone send me the link for the live chat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:54:00 No.22018314 Report

Quoted By:

You are chatting with Lamont N, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is Lamont N. Welcome to Apple!

You: Hello??

Lamont N: Hello! How can I help you today?

You: This is a weird question and I'm scared to ask, but I was masturbating, and I ejaculated and I got semen in the crack of my macbook pro keys and the computer shut off and it won't turn back on

Lamont N: I'm sorry to hear that!

Lamont N: How can I help you today?

You: How do fix?

Lamont N: Please call Apple Care 1-800-APL-CARE for tech support.

You: Can I just take it into one of your stores? Or can you give me a solution I can do at home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:55:00 No.22018331 Report

Quoted By: >>22018443 >>22019999

>>22018265
Chase: Just to verify, are you referring to our MacBook Pro?
You: no
You: mac pro
You: its bigger
You: so it is faster
Chase: Oh I see.
Chase: If I may ask, what would you be looking to use your new Mac for in addition to MLG?
You: flash games
You: and internet
You: and looking at boobs
Chase: I'm here to help the best I can, but while we are chatting I ask that you please keep your responses on a professional level.
You: like a mac pro
You: i will stay pro with you
Chase: Good to hear.
Chase: For your particular needs, I would recommend taking a look at our MacBook Pro line, as this will provide you just the right processing power and storage space for all your gaming and internet-surfing needs.
You: what is a macbook
Chase: I'll send you a link to take a look at our MacBook Pro line up close.
You: like some sort of guide?
You: i don't want to read a book
Chase: This is our laptop.
You: i want a computer
You: i don't want a laptop i want a computer
[cont]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:55:00 No.22018334 Report

Quoted By: >>22018405

>>22018288
Be

Subtle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:55:00 No.22018336 Report

Quoted By: >>22018377 >>22018409 >>22018466

>Genius Bar

All these fuckin' terms make Apple sound like some sort of cult or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:56:00 No.22018376 Report

Quoted By: >>22018406

David is catching on to us.

You are chatting with Dave, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is Dave. Welcome to Apple!

Dave: How are you?

You: Sick

You: you?

Dave: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.

You: Are you implying I am not a current or a potential customer?

Dave: We just chatted before,

You: You asked how I was, and I returned the question. Is this how you treat customers?

Dave: How may I help you?

You: I need someone to talk to about a macbook

Dave: How may I help you, I am sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:56:00 No.22018377 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018336
>implying Apple's not a cult

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:58:00 No.22018405 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018334
Say it one more time. Maybe that anonymous guy will listen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:58:00 No.22018406 Report

Quoted By: >>22018474

>>22018376
>You: You asked how I was, and I returned the question. Is this how you treat customers?
You're an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 06:58:00 No.22018409 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018336

They're marketing terms. Apple aren't the only company that engages in such practices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:00:00 No.22018443 Report

Quoted By: >>22018527

>>22018331
[Cont]

Chase: I understand. However, when considering your ideal Mac, you will want to make sure you obtain a Mac that's just right for needs, and doesn't give you more than you will really need.
You: i need it all for mlg
You: i play shootan games
You: so i need a computer
Chase: I understand.
Chase: In the case of shooting games that require high memory allocation and 3D graphics playback I would recommend taking a look at our iMac desktop line.
Chase: Specifically, I would recommend our 21.5" 2.7GHz model with 4GB of memory and a 1TB hard drive.
Chase: Here is the link to view it up close.
Chase: Click here for iMac
Chase: Let me know if this link works.
You: it works
Chase: Perfect!
You: but this isn't pro
You: its a imac
[Cont]

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:01:00 No.22018452 Report

Quoted By:

Someone just say you wanted the best so you was buying the more expensive model but 4gb ram is 200 and if you can just buy it for 30 bucks online and install it yourself and shit. Do the same for the HD. Also ask if it is good for games then say you searched google but the graphics card is quite bad. And with the 100 bucks they charge for the more expensive model you can have a better one.

Then mention your friend got a alienware for the same price that has more ram more graphics and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:02:00 No.22018465 Report

Quoted By:

>>22016478
Shit yeah, that was hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:02:00 No.22018466 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018336
reminds me of scientology

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:03:00 No.22018474 Report

Quoted By: >>22018617

>>22018406
Dave started it.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:06:00 No.22018527 Report

Quoted By: >>22018555 >>22018557 >>22018607

>>22018443
[Cont]
Chase: Yes, I understand. However, I would recommend this as a more versatile desktop model, primarily for it's all-in-one design.
You: what is the grapcs card?
You: can it run crysis too
Chase: It most certainly can, as it runs on a powerful AMD Radeon HD 6770M dedicated graphics processor with up to 512MB of dedicated graphics memory.
You: i need more then 512mb for all my videos and games
You: and stuff
You: my laptop has 8gb
You: i mean 80gb
Chase: Just to verify, this is your hard drive space?
You: yes
You: i think
You: its where all my stuff is
Chase: The next step up to consider when purchasing an iMac for purposes such as gaming, as well as your video viewing and storage, will be our 27" iMac with a 3.1GHz processor and an available graphics card memory capacity of 1GB.
Chase: This will be the choice on the far right of the link I sent you.
You: all i see is some fancy expensive screen
You: i need a computer
[Cont]

What else do I say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:07:00 No.22018555 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018527
ask him how much the threshhold is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:07:00 No.22018557 Report

Quoted By: >>22018564

>>22018527
Nothing you're horrible. Let someone who actually has a little bit of socials skills tell the jokes because everything you type is just retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:08:00 No.22018564 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018557
>because everything you type is just retarded.
That's the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:08:00 No.22018569 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018554
It's 9 o clock. (6pm in cali)

They close, buddy boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:09:00 No.22018579 Report

Quoted By:

remember that guy who kept saying "I want a mac for making sick beatz" or some shit, and then the rep eventually regurgitated what he said? Like, "You can use this mac to make sick beatz!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:10:00 No.22018606 Report

Quoted By:

can't seem to see if live chat is working or not, i would like to give it a shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:10:00 No.22018607 Report

Quoted By: >>22018625 >>22018632 >>22018633

>>22018527
[Cont]

Chase: I'd be more than happy to provide you a number to get more acquainted with the Mac platform if this will in fact be your first ever Mac.
You: ive never even herd about mac before
You: my friend told me about it
Chase: I'll send you this link so you can learn more about Mac to better decide what you will need.
You: why cant you just tell me
Chase: Click here to learn why you'll love a Mac
Chase: Let me know if this link works.
You: i think it did
You: it says its compatable with my stuff
You: like what stuff?
You: can i plug it into my fridge?
Chase: I've repeatedly asked you to stop this behavior. I am terminating this chat due to the nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:10:00 No.22018617 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018474
Sure he did, but this is his job, don't get the bastard fired for acting liking a drama queen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:11:00 No.22018624 Report

Quoted By: >>22018638 >>22018668

So what is this game? You log in and be stupid and then paste the results on /g/? How is that fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:11:00 No.22018625 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018607
They took away my Chat button. Fuck you Chase
;_;

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:11:00 No.22018632 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018607
not subtle enough

http://www.dell.com/content/topics/topic.aspx/us/segments/dhs/contact_us_alienware?c=us&l=en&;
;s=dhs&cs=19

gregor

gregor Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:11:00 No.22018633 Report

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>>22018607
>You: can i plug it into my fridge?
Fucking lost it.
Good work

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:12:00 No.22018638 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018624

BROLYMAXIMUM !Ye0frNybz.

BROLYMAXIMUM !Ye0frNybz. Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:12:00 No.22018640 Report

Quoted By: >>22018710

ht tp://pastebin.com/hiLR3vqm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:13:00 No.22018655 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017539
>Wilson R: We have the iMac in 21.5 and the 27inch that would be great for gaming.

They deserve everything that happens to them on this chat.

Also, you guys suck at subtly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:14:00 No.22018668 Report

Quoted By: >>22018698 >>22018702

>>22018624
If this doesn't please you then I'm happy to point you towards one of our many desktop threads, or perhaps you'd like discuss the implications of nvidia's latest yields? The possibilities are endless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:15:00 No.22018698 Report

Quoted By: >>22018714

>>22018668
>discuss the implications of nvidia's latest yields
lol'd

Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:15:00 No.22018702 Report

Quoted By: >>22018746

>>22018668

How about you quit fagging up the front page with this shit?
Or better yet, take it back to /b/, where it belongs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:16:00 No.22018710 Report

Quoted By: >>22018770

>>22018640
>pastebin.com/hiLR3vqm
>Memory is like the counter space in your kitchen

Ya know, i actually have to give them some credit for thato ne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:16:00 No.22018714 Report

Quoted By: >>22018733 >>22018765 >>22018790

>>22018698
Why can't one of you just present a logical argument about why one of their Mac's is so overpriced? Bring up Foxconn if they say quality, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:17:00 No.22018729 Report

Quoted By:

Currently trolling very subtly, I may have a convo in a few minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:17:00 No.22018733 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018714
because we're all needy 12 year olds who's parents dislike us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:18:00 No.22018746 Report

Quoted By: >>22018837

>>22018702
>Mac
>Technology
> /g/ - Technology
Text Board: /tech/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:18:00 No.22018749 Report

Quoted By:

Will someone wake me when this becomes funny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:19:00 No.22018765 Report

Quoted By: >>22018805

>>22018714
>Why can't one of you just present a logical argument about why one of their Mac's is so overpriced?

They'll close the chat either way, you are as bad as them. You need to appear ignorant, but not HURR HOW I TYPE retarded.

Or just get them to discuss other shit that has nothing to do with customer service.

BROLYMAXIMUM !Ye0frNybz.

BROLYMAXIMUM !Ye0frNybz. Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:20:00 No.22018770 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018710

same thing I was thinking. Never heard it put like that before. That one would work great on retarded family members who can't see the difference in memory/HDD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:20:00 No.22018788 Report

Quoted By:

I used to troll online support staff, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:20:00 No.22018790 Report

Quoted By: >>22019311

>>22018714

> complaining about the lack of logical arguments in the single most tediously childish thread on /g/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:22:00 No.22018805 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018765
I did, I had the fools going for quite a while just acting like an ignorant sandnigg

Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:24:00 No.22018837 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018746

This isn't "Mac". This is edgy teens being faggots to gainfully employed adults because they don't like company they work for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:25:00 No.22018855 Report

Quoted By: >>22018869 >>22019051

Mary Grace C
Hi MacMaster :) What can I do for you today?
21:15:49 MacMaster
Thanks
21:16:08 MacMaster
I was trying to find a good laptop for myself but i'm not sure what kind i should buy
21:16:13 MacMaster
Can you help me?
21:16:32 Mary Grace C
Thank you for chatting with us today, MacMaster.
21:17:28 Mary Grace C
ive you the link for our System Sales Chat dept.
21:17:51 MacMaster
Well i might be interested into some audio equipment also
21:17:57 MacMaster
can you help me with audio equipment?
21:19:22 Mary Grace C
May I please have the service tag number of your system, so that I can check it?
21:20:12 MacMaster
TH3G4M3
21:21:03 Mary Grace C
Thank you. Can you also provide the Express Service Code of your system?
21:21:31 MacMaster
6688846993
21:22:13 Mary Grace C
Thank you. May I know if you have a laptop or a desktop? Also, where did you purchased it?
21:22:43 MacMaster
i bought a laptop and ordered from dell singapour
21:23:03 Mary Grace C
Are you currently residing in Singapore?
21:23:13 MacMaster
no unfortunatly
21:24:18 Mary Grace C
I see. So you are currently in the U.S. right? May I know what is the make and model of your laptop?
21:24:32 MacMaster
It's a dell alienware xps 17

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:26:00 No.22018869 Report

Quoted By: >>22018893

>>22018855
fuck off

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:28:00 No.22018893 Report

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>>22018869
install gentoo

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:28:00 No.22018899 Report

Quoted By: >>22018948

Challenge accepted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:31:00 No.22018948 Report

Quoted By: >>22018972 >>22018975 >>22018979 >>22023072

>>22018899
Those guys seem a lot harder to troll, considering the only flaw is being overpriced, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:32:00 No.22018972 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018948
The have anti-trolling defense mechanisms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:32:00 No.22018975 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018948
>i want to buy an alienware, but a tech friend of mine told me that alienware are just overpriced, and i can buy the same hardware for much less. is that true?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:32:00 No.22018979 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018948
hinges, shitty MX11, being a dell
troll harder mentlegen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:34:00 No.22019014 Report

Quoted By:

inc awesome chat

waiting for one mroe response

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:35:00 No.22019028 Report

Quoted By: >>22019124

>>22016593
>4GB ram at a blistering 1333MHz
>750GB SATA at a blistering 5400rpm
>no blu-ray
>no SSD
>shiny box
>$2,499

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:36:00 No.22019051 Report

Quoted By:

21:25:13 Mary Grace C
All right. And, what part are you looking for your laptop?
21:26:06 MacMaster
i was wondering if it was possible to upgrade the speakers, for a more crisp sound, i'm trying to listen to the new huey luis and the news album, but i think it's just not crisp sheen sound.
21:26:54 Mary Grace C
I see. We have laptop speakers here. You may want to check them.
21:27:03 MacMaster
do you have high quality flac speakers?
21:27:57 Mary Grace C
We have the Logitech Z305 Laptop Speaker for $59.99 Would you like me to give you the link so that you can check it?
21:28:24 MacMaster
well, i'm not sure they are high quality enough
21:28:38 MacMaster
would you have any skullcandy?
21:29:05 MacMaster
would you have stallman's gnuz?
21:29:18 MacMaster
my budget is about 35$
21:29:26 Mary Grace C
You can check it as well. Here is the link : >>22018855

21:29:33 Mary Grace C
Sure. Let me check what we have here.
21:29:38 MacMaster
i mean 350$
21:29:41 MacMaster
thanks!
21:30:08 Mary Grace C
We also have the Logitech Z205 Laptop Speaker for $29.99 Here is the link :
21:30:19 MacMaster
yeah, i have 350$ for speakers
21:30:53 Mary Grace C
Oh all right.
21:31:11 MacMaster
i'm an audiophile
21:31:24 MacMaster
only listening to the highest quality sound samples
21:31:33 Mary Grace C
Here is the link for the list of Skullcandy products we have :
21:31:51 MacMaster
do you have stallman gnuz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:36:00 No.22019059 Report

Quoted By: >>22019122

You are chatting with Jason C, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Jason C. Welcome to Apple!
You: Hello
You: I want to buy a apple
Jason C: Hi there!
Jason C: Sure, I'd be happy to help you?
You: Yea
Jason C: What are you looking for?
You: I want to make some beatz
You: whats da best mac for making beatz
You: like dr.dre on tb
Jason C: Sure, I really like the Macbook Pro!
Jason C: It
Jason C: It's what the great beat makers use!
Jason C: Are you new to the business?
You: is dat da best beatz machine? I saw a hp wit dre on it butt i wan ta make sure it not
You: ya man i's be new at this dawg
Jason C: Cool! Don't worry, I'll get you squared away!
You: I dont wanna be a square dawg
Jason C: I recommend the Macbook Pro, as it can handle any music recording software!
Jason C: What program do you use?
Jason C: Ha ha, don't worry!
Jason C: Just a saying.
You: i use windows recorder man
You: can i do dat on mac
You: u there brah?
Jason C: Well, you can run windows on the Mac, yes!
Jason C: Are you going to use any of the more advanced programs going forward like Pro Logic or Reason?
You: nah blood dat shits to nerd for me dawg
Jason C: Oh ok!
Jason C: What I'm going to do is send you a link for the Macbook Pro!
You: great man dats for realz
Jason C: Ok, sure!
Jason C: One moment!
Jason C: Click here to check out our Macbook Pros!
Jason C: Let me know if that link works?
You: aight dog
You: it work man tanks
Jason C: Sure, have a good one!
You: how do i close dis shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:37:00 No.22019079 Report

Quoted By:

21:32:59 Mary Grace C
Are you looking for surround sound system? Or just for headphones?
21:32:59 Mary Grace C
Let me check
21:33:20 Mary Grace C
And as I've checked, we do not have the stallman gnuz.
21:33:32 MacMaster
well i'm not sure, 5.1 sound is good, but i'm more of a 2.0 setup kind of man
21:33:39 MacMaster
recommend me your best audio equipment.
21:33:45 MacMaster
headphones and deskphones.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:40:00 No.22019122 Report

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>>22019059
My sides..

!G.LinuxorU

!G.LinuxorU Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:40:00 No.22019124 Report

Quoted By: >>22019207

>>22019028
Did you make that image?
It's from Detective Conan, I believe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:41:00 No.22019142 Report

Quoted By:

I think hes gone to get his supervisor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:43:00 No.22019170 Report

Quoted By: >>22019197

You: I need the strongest mega computer there can be.
David: I am afraid I cannot help you design the strongest mega computer without details of what you plan to use the computer for.
You: Flash games.
David: Okay! Anything else.
You: No.
David: Okay! Based on your needs of games, I recommend a Mac Pro with two 2.93GHz 6-core Intel Xeon "Westmere" processors, 32GB of memory, 4TB storage in a RAID format, an ATI Radeon HD 5870 1GB graphics, Two 18x SuperDrive Optical Drives, and Two 27" Apple LED Cinema displays.
David: This computer will be perfect for rendering games quickly, efficiently, and in the most beautiful color available on the market, on a huge 27" display, which includes, built-in an iSight camera, and microphone for communicating with your game friends, and speakers for hearing the amazing sound effects of your games! The 4TB of storage space will allow you to install and securely keep all of your games in one place, without having to make space for anything else, and the two optical drives will allow you to install and play two games at once! Meanwhile, the secondary display will give you the option of either expanding your games to a breath-taking 48" display, or allow you to work on a second monitor while playing games on the first!
You: Fuck yeah.
*David has ended this chat due to excessive vulgar language. Please contact Apple Support via telephone, or visit an apple store with your support ticket number, which you will receive by email shortly, to continue your support experience. Thank you for contacting Apple Support.*

That is what Apple thinks the specs of a gaymen computer should look like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:44:00 No.22019197 Report

Quoted By: >>22019238 >>22019265

>>22019170

No it's not, it's what you, a faggot, has made up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:45:00 No.22019207 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019124
>Did you make that image?
Yeah, last year.
>It's from Detective Conan, I believe.
Yeah, it's the one where the guy is pretending to kill himself but the gun he had was actually loaded because someone switched them or something.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:46:00 No.22019231 Report

Quoted By: >>22019257

i actually went on about the conversation quite pleasantly until the end.

alisha: so what will be the main uses for your new apple?

me: gaming obviously, i hear its all the rage with the younglings and has a great selection of games like battletoads

Alisha: great i reccomend (shit desktop worth 1600)

Me: Perfect, so i will be able to play with all of the boys and talk to them?

(longer conversation little boys and desperately to make fun of apple employees and overpriced garbage, but subtly of course)

Alisha: of course, so when do you think you will be getting you're new apple computer?

Me: lol i rather stick my 900 dollar and ultimately superior windows comp up my ass than buy that piece of shit.

Me:lolkthksbye

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:46:00 No.22019238 Report

Quoted By: >>22019242

>>22019197

actually it's from the first thread you stupid fuck
apple support actually said that, i saw the screenshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:47:00 No.22019242 Report

Quoted By: >>22019261

>>22019238

lie more fanbaby

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:48:00 No.22019257 Report

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>>22019231

wow, you sure showed her, I bet she'll quit tomorrow and go find a different job.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:48:00 No.22019261 Report

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>>22019242

you mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:48:00 No.22019265 Report

Quoted By: >>22019276

>>22019197
http://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/18689750

It is post

18690603

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:49:00 No.22019269 Report

Quoted By: >>22019368

FUCK, I closed out my chat but forgot to copy it. 30 minutes wasted

At least I learned that Apple doesn't sell anything with RAM clocked at 1600 MHz.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:49:00 No.22019272 Report

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Abdul confirmed for retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:49:00 No.22019276 Report

Quoted By: >>22019314

>>22019265

Yeah, nice photoshopping fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:51:00 No.22019311 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018790
>most tediously childish thread on /g/
Oh I'm sure there are worse. Go check on the 8 trillionth desktop thread or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:51:00 No.22019314 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019276
0/10

>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:55:00 No.22019362 Report

Quoted By:

21:40:24 MacMaster
Could you tell me more about the Beats?
21:40:32 MacMaster
Could you tell me more about the BOSE
21:41:58 Mary Grace C Sure. Would you also like me to give you the link so that you can check htem?
21:42:53 MacMaster
i just want a honest opinion :)
21:43:08 MacMaster
with the beats will i be able to distinguish myself from the populace.
21:43:28 MacMaster
Do you know who is Dr.Dre?
21:43:32 MacMaster
Do you know who is DR.BOSS
21:43:43 Mary Grace C
All right. Those items that I gave you are our top rated speakers. They are those items that usually get

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:55:00 No.22019368 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019269
Well, at least they've moved to DDR3, even if it's at the slowest clock and cost 10x more for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:56:00 No.22019372 Report

Quoted By: >>22019430

higher ratings and Orders here.
21:44:08 Mary Grace C They are singers and producers. The model name derived from their names.
21:44:19 MacMaster
21:44:23 Mary Grace C And BOSE is a brand.
21:44:28 MacMaster
But is DR.Dre a real doctor?
21:44:48 MacMaster
Shoulnnd't his name be M.D Dre Dr?
21:45:23 Mary Grace C
No, MacMaster. He is an American rapper, record producer, record executive, entrepreneur, and
occasional actor.
21:45:47 MacMaster
Interdasting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 07:56:00 No.22019378 Report

Quoted By:

21:46:25 MacMaster
h p ://cha 1.
yeah, i have 350$ for speakers

21:46:43 quality specs from time to time and has been unable to be on par with Stallman GNUZ?
Mary Grace C And BOSE Corporation is a company that specializes in audio equipment.
21:47:07 MacMaster
Yeah, but BOSE in my opinion has lowered they quality standards.
21:47:17 MacMaster
Like i said, i'm an audiophile.
21:47:28 Mary Grace C
Actually we do not have enough information about Stallman GNUZ here. So I really cannot compare
or give any information about that.
21:47:41 MacMaster
Yeah
21:47:45 MacMaster
Well thanks for your time! :)
21:47:52 MacMaster
This has been very good.
21:47:53 Mary Grace C No worries :)
21:47:53 MacMaster
OH SNAP
21:47:55 MacMaster
MY WIFE
21:47:55 Would you like me to create a quote instead, save it for you, and then send it to your email so you can
Mary Grace C look at it? The quote will include your total price and any applicable charges associated with it. You can
lso use the quote number when you're ready to place the order online.
21:48:03 Mary Grace C I will include Free Shipping for you in case you decided to Order this later.
21:48:04 MacMaster
21:48:16 I'll be glad to create you one. In order for me to create a quote, may I please have your phone number
Mary Grace C and shipping address which will be included in the quote and which will be the basis for the tax and
shipping fee?
21:48:27 MacMaster
please send it to [email protected]<script type="text/javascript">
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21:48:35 MacMaster
yes,
21:49:47 MacMaster
51 Franklin St
Boston MA 02110
USA
6175425942

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:01:00 No.22019430 Report

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>>22019372
omg i lol'd stallman gnuz

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:09:00 No.22019546 Report

Quoted By: >>22019607 >>22019688 >>22019973 >>22020023

LOL ENSUED

Hi, my name is William. Welcome to Apple!
William: How are you today?
You: great
William: Glad to hear it!
William: How can I help yo?
You: i need some help william
You: see
You: i need to make dem phat beatz
William: Alright!
William: Okay.
You: i need a apple that has de prgramz that can handle it
William: Okay.
William: All of our computers are going to include Garage Band for making music.
You: i have my garagez
You: i need computerz
William: Okay.
You: like i wuz recommd thiz cuz it has good sound and progrm
William: Ah sure!
You: so i ned a aple that can do phat beatz
You: yeah
William: Are you looking for a laptop or desktop?
You: what a dif a desk or lappi
William: Sure.
You: yo ther mangz?
William: The laptop has a battery for portable use. The desktop would be for home.
You: lappi then fo, i be flynz everywere with da portble
William: Okay.
You: FLYN
You: MANGZ
William: Right on.
You: so wut betz?
William: Did you have a screen size in mind already?
You: 12.9 inches so ight be flyn on my wag
William: Alright. Then you'll definitely want to take a look at our 13" MacBook Pro or MacBook Air.
William: Would you need a CD/DVD drive?
You: nouz i got da boomboxz like dre babe
You: dont need dat
William: Okay.
William: Click here for MacBook Air
William: Let me know if that link works for you.
You: licks workd
William: Great.
You: so dat be it for mad beatz
You: buy dat?
William: Right! That would be best suited for your needs.
You: sweet dawg peace ninga
You: how da fuk i close dis shit
William: Have a great night!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:09:00 No.22019554 Report

Quoted By: >>22019607

Hi, my name is Robin S. Welcome to Apple!
Robin S: How can I help you today?
You: Hi, I wanna get a computer that will make my son jealous
Robin S: OK sure.
You: he builds computers and it frustrates me when he tells me how bad macs are
Robin S: Do you need a laptop?
You: too small
You: he has some obnoxious screen so I want a big screen too
Robin S: How about an iMac?
You: sure, how big is the screen?
Robin S: We have 21 and 27 inch.
You: yeah lets go with the 27 inch
You: I wanna prove to the little prick how tech savvy I am
Robin S: One moment please.
Robin S: click here please.
You: Ok so
You: my son brags about how he can play these stupid games on his computer
You: there's this one called crysis that he can "max out" or whatever
You: can this do that?
Robin S: The 27 nch iMac will do just about anything you need on a computer
You: haha great
You: now he also bitches and moans when I make a mistake.
You: he gives me a huge fuss when I put on toolbars on my web thingy
You: I love toolbars though
You: can I hide the toolbars that I download using an iMac/
Robin S: Can I help you get started placing your order today?
Robin S: Yes you can.
You: now
You: can this thing run facebook too?
You: I wanna post shit all over his wall bragging
Robin S: Yes.
You: thats great
You: I cant wait to rub it in his little snotty face
You: then I can tell him about how he was actually adopted
You: God what a fucking mistake
Robin S: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.
Robin S: .

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:12:00 No.22019607 Report

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>>22019546
>>22019554

Oh fuck oh God I lost it so hard. More like these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:12:00 No.22019608 Report

Quoted By: >>22019851

I'm calling them with skype credit. Shit's fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:16:00 No.22019688 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019546
So did you buy your MacBook Air?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:21:00 No.22019797 Report

Quoted By: >>22019811

Hi, my name is Amy B. Welcome to Apple!

Amy B: Hi there. How may I help you?

You: Type your response here and press Return to send it...

You: Hi

You: Hi

Amy B: Hi!

You: Hi can you help me?

Amy B: I will be happy to. How can I help you?

You: Well, I was just talking to another representative on here

You: Are these names real?

You: I have his name

Amy B: Yes, this is my real name.

Amy B: What can I help you with?

You: Well I want recommend Chadwick L for a raise.

You: Can I do that?

Amy B: Oh that's very nice of you!

You: Yeah!

Amy B: Did you complete the survey after chatting?

You: What survey?

Amy B: Sometimes after a chat you would be prompted to take a survey. But no worries.

Amy B: You can leave feedback here online. I'll send the link for you.

You: Okay!

Amy B: Apple Feedback (http://www.apple.com/feedback/)

You: That is wonderful

You: Thank you for your time

Amy B: Once you get there you can select any products to leave your feedback.

Amy B: You're welcome!

Amy B: Is there anything else I can help you with tonight?

You: Yes

You: I need to leave feedback on a PERSON.

Amy B: I understand, but that's the only feedback option we have.

Amy B: You could select the product you were chatting about to leave feedback on the great chat you had with him.

You: Oh.

You: Okay

You: ALSO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:22:00 No.22019811 Report

Quoted By: >>22019846 >>22019855 >>22020393

>>22019797

You: Just so you know

Amy B: Sure.

You: It might be hard to tell because I'm in the apple store but I'm not gay

You: Like

You: I'm not gay for Chadwick

You: By the way your name is cute.

Amy B: Never crossed my mind. Anything else I can help you with?

You: Nope.

You: See you tonight.

Amy B: Are you issuing a threat towards me or towards Apple?

You: No, I am saying bye.

You: Bye now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:24:00 No.22019846 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019811
>Amy B: Are you issuing a threat towards me or towards Apple?

Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:24:00 No.22019851 Report

Quoted By: >>22019971

>>22019608
Get into a chatroom so we can hear it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:25:00 No.22019855 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019811
> See you tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:31:00 No.22019971 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019851
I recorded it. I'll do audio editing tomorrow since I'm fucktired. I dunno, look for me on /g/ in 24 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:31:00 No.22019973 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019546

These are all so fucking bad.

Every. Single. One.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:33:00 No.22019999 Report

Quoted By: >>22020344

>>22018331
When I worked for apple they were very explicit in telling us the MBP is NOT a laptop. People would call in and complain about it being to hot to sit on their lap... well, that's because Apple brands it as a portable work station not a laptop.

In short, Chase done fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:33:00 No.22020001 Report

Quoted By:

You guys realize they know what you're doing after the first "i ned phat beetz yo" or "why is mac so bad" blah blah.

They fucking know. You guys suck dick at this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:34:00 No.22020023 Report

Quoted By: >>22020144 >>22021058

>>22019546

GOT ANOTHER LOLS ENSUED

Hi, my name is Eulyn J. Welcome to Apple!
You: yo
Eulyn J: Hello! How may I assist you today?
You: i need sum sofwer for sum boombeatz on a new imac
You: but i still gota fid a imac 4 mer
You: can ud healp me doogz?
Eulyn J: Are you wanting to purchase a new iMac and also softwares?
You: yeahs i ned to mek beatz
Eulyn J: Let me send you a link for the iMacs.
You: k brah
Eulyn J: iMac
Eulyn J: Please let me know if that link works for you.
You: lycks workd
You: so ths will run da fat beatz?
You: i need my fat beatz
You: you know to FLYN
You: FLYN Programz is availible?
Eulyn J: The iMac is great with grahics and music.
You: Gud i ned to b drowing out da sounds of dem brats childz
You: DE ALLwYS MAKIN NOUYS
You: so i ned beatz
Eulyn J: When will you be finalizing your order?
You: when i got da maney dooudez
You: but i spent it on da hoez
You: by niggs
You: FAT BEATZ
You: DRE DRAE
You: I BE FYLN MAN FLYN
Eulyn J: Is there any additional information I can provide for you today?
You: shiiiiit hook me up wit da softwarez and imics? I BUY DA nessie
You: i have quetnsz
Eulyn J: What type of software are you needing?
You: nessie
Eulyn J: I am sorry I am not sure what you are referring to.
You: i sen it on webight
You: nessie
You: SAy it cost bout Tree Fiddy
Eulyn J: Let me send you a link to the music softwares we have.
You: kk broohes
Eulyn J: Music and Audio softwares
You: gotit lynk
Eulyn J: Great!
You: that all da progrms
Eulyn J: Yes, those are all the music softwares we have in the online store.
You: wel i wuz looking for anothra uns and it alsuo ntdere
Eulyn J: I am sorry to hear that.
You: theu call it stallman gunz is that some secrt governmnt stufz?
You: cus i wan it
You: FOR MY IMICS AND FLYN
You: To mak dem beatz
You: anyway iu guta fly Bronh
Eulyn J: Is there any additional information I can provide for you today?
You: can you tell me how du fuk to close this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:38:00 No.22020144 Report

Quoted By: >>22020247

>>22020023
Someone did this already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:40:00 No.22020196 Report

Quoted By: >>22020243 >>22020286

Somebody give me a fucking link

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:40:00 No.22020206 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017911
>David: Absolutely. I have had Macs my whole life, and never once got a virus, or had to worry about opening a bad email or anything like that.

I can picture exactly what this guy looks like, and he's a fucking hipster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:41:00 No.22020243 Report

Quoted By: >>22020355

>>22020196

http://store.apple.com/ca/browse/home/shop_mac?afid=p219%7CGOCA&cid=AOS-CA-KWG

top right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:41:00 No.22020247 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020144
Several times. Starting over a year ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:43:00 No.22020286 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020196
If you can't even find the chat I am wholeheartedly assured that your "troll" attempt will be just as wildly disappointing as the rest of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:45:00 No.22020336 Report

Quoted By: >>22020348 >>22020430

Marcos P: Good evening.
Marcos P: How may I assist you today?
You: hi
Marcos P: hello.
You: i need a new computer
You: i'm thinking a laptop
Marcos P: Great, I can help you choose a great Mac. Can you tell me how you plan to use your Mac?
You: oh
You: umm, mostly to watch videos
Marcos P: Awesome. Are you shopping for a notebook or desktop computer?
You: i think a laptop
Marcos P: For just watching videos I recommend the 13" MacBook Pro. The MacBook Pro 13" is perfect for everyday uses like checking email, writing papers, creating spreadsheets, editing photos, and much more.
You: how do i find that one
Marcos P: Let me get you the link.
You: ok ^_^
Marcos P: Click here to view it
You: and the picture will look good? like pretty clear and everything
Marcos P: Yes they will look great on the glossy display.
You: hey i have a question
Marcos P: Sure.
You: most of the stuff i watch, I don't really want my boyfriend to find out
You: you know ^_^ like videos of guys and stuff
You: you know how it is
Marcos P: I understand.
You: well first of all do you think this is the best one for me?
You: maybe a bigger monitor
Marcos P: Yes it would be a great choice. I recommend the 13" model.
You: ok sure
You: and then is there anything i can do to like... block him
You: from seeing some stuff
You: I usually have a LOT of videos... and pictures
Marcos P: You can password protect your Mac to prevent access to it.
You: hmm he will want to use it still, it will look suspicious i think :/
You: if he finds a video with naked guys he will kill me!
Marcos P: One moment while I research that for you.

cont...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:45:00 No.22020344 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019999
>Apple brands it as a portable work station
>MBP
>Portable workstation
That's like branding Caviar Greens as Server grade.
Oh wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:45:00 No.22020348 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020336

You: ok thanks
You: ^_^ so embarrassing
Marcos P: Yes shipping is free.
You: oh great, i need to save money
Marcos P: There are ways to hide folders and password protect them on a Mac.
You: oh perfect
You: ok great thanks marcos ^_^ you're so helpful
Marcos P: You're welcome.
You: do you have a webcam there?
You: or a picture on the apple site i can look at?
Marcos P: Sorry, but I'm not able to enter into personal discussions through chat.
You: do you have msn?
Marcos P: I don't use MSN. Would you like me to keep the chat open? I can remain online while you order in case you have other questions.
You: oh ok... i guess so
You: thought it would be nice to see who i'm talking to
You: :/
You: how old are you?
Marcos P: Sorry, but I'm not able to enter into personal discussions through chat. It's Apple policy.
You: :'(
You: guys never wanna cyber anymore
You: ok thanks marco
Marcos P: You're welcome.

Fucking guy wouldn't budge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:46:00 No.22020355 Report

Quoted By: >>22020382 >>22020405 >>22020472

>>22020243
Thanks for actually answering, but all I see is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:47:00 No.22020379 Report

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https://storechat.apple.com/hc/6964264/?cmd=file&file=chatFrame&site=6964264&LEAppKey=CH
ANGE_HERE&SV!chat-button-name=chat-ca-consumer-sales-english-1&SV!chat-button-room=chat-ca-c
onsumer-sales-english-1&referrer=(button%20dynamic-button:chat-ca-consumer-sales-english-1(MacBo
ok%20Computer%20-%20Quad-core%20power%2C%20AMD%20graphics%2C%20AirPrint-enabled%20printers%20-%20App
le%20Store%20%28Canada%29))%20http%3A//store.apple.com/ca/browse/home/shop_mac%3Fafid%3Dp219%257CGOC
A%26cid%3DAOS-CA-KWG&sessionkey=H4554543605776014438-4318994212444598107K4107429

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:47:00 No.22020382 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020355
You are so fucking retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:48:00 No.22020393 Report

Quoted By:

>>22019811
>Amy B: Are you issuing a threat towards me or towards Apple?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:48:00 No.22020405 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020355
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=oh+wait+no+i%27m+not+going+to+google+it+for+you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:49:00 No.22020430 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020336
Sucked. Didn't get much out of him. At least you were fucking subtle tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:51:00 No.22020467 Report

Quoted By:

>>22016726
nokosage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:51:00 No.22020472 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020355

>>22016572
follow steps, should be beside the 1-800 number underneath the search query

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:56:00 No.22020566 Report

Quoted By: >>22020650 >>22020680

Hi, my name is William. Welcome to Apple! How are you today?
You: Good.
William: Glad to hear it! How can I help you?
You: I want to upgrade the RAM in my macbook.
William: Ah great! Do you have the serial number for the computer so I can get you the right RAM?
You: How do I get that?
William: One moment. Click the little  icon in the upper-left of your screen, then choose About this Mac. Click the grey "OS X Version 10.X.X" text twice, and you'll be able to see your serial number designation.
You: W89221R68YA
William: Perfect! One moment. Click here for MacBook Pro memory. Let me know if that link works for you.
You: It works
William: Great!
You: But it's $400
William: Right, that is the only memory module we have available for that computer. you can certainly check other retailers for the memory if you'd like!
You: Well there's some ram on newegg that looks like the same thing, but it's $35.
William: Alright. As long as the specs match, you wouldn't have any problem.
You: Wait, if the specs are the same, why would it cost over 8 times more to buy it from Apple?
William: I don't have any information regarding pricing decisions like that or I'd definitely let you know. With the Apple memory you get memory certified and tested to be fully compatible with the computer. As long as the third party memory has the correct specs, it should work just fine. But this is the only ram we guarantee.
You: Okay, thank you for your help. I will be purchasing my ram from a 3rd party retailer.
William: Have a great night!
>Apple admits it's products are overpriced and encourages you to investigate other retailers and do your own research
I HONESTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY /g/ HATES APPLE. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT THEIR TARGET MARKET. NONE OF YOU WANT TO BUY THIER STUFF, THEY HAVE NO INTEREST IN SELLING ANYTHING TO YOU EITHER.
But hey
>lets troll their live chat and pretend to be retards for the lulz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:58:00 No.22020611 Report

Quoted By: >>22020638

Hi, my name is Patrick S. Welcome to Apple!

Patrick S: Hello!

Patrick S: Hopw may I help you today?

You: Hello I am looking for a computer that is good for masterbate

You: I heard I need a computer with lots of memory and hard ram

Patrick S: This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. How may I help with your shopping?

You: Is there a apple with lots of memory and hard ram designed for masterbate?

Patrick S: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.

You: I jut want help finding a computer with this feature

You: Are apple computers able to do this good?

Patrick S: I've repeatedly asked you to stop this behavior. I am terminating this chat due to the nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:00:00 No.22020638 Report

Quoted By: >>22020695

>>22020611
Great, another complete and utter display of retardation.

You guys would do well to stop slamming on /b/ and actually learn their ways. Y'all can't troll for shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:01:00 No.22020650 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020566
protip. all oems over inflate the cost of parts like RAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:01:00 No.22020652 Report

Quoted By: >>22020666 >>22020668

Did they take down the online chat option already? I don't see it anywhere on the site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:02:00 No.22020666 Report

Quoted By: >>22020689

>>22020652
That's because you're a moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:02:00 No.22020668 Report

Quoted By: >>22020689 >>22020692

>>22020652
http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/family/macbook_air

Go here and then click chat online

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:03:00 No.22020680 Report

Quoted By: >>22020723

>>22020566
>One unusually passive tech support guy
>All of apple
Guarantee if someone else did the same thing they'd get someone tellin them they really should buy the expensive ram

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:03:00 No.22020689 Report

Quoted By: >>22020722

>>22020666
>>22020668
Oh, I see what was happening, apprently the site doesn't show you the option if you have apple-cdn blocked in noscript.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:04:00 No.22020692 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020668
I've tried that, but the chat button is nowhere to be found. Only the "1-800-my-apple" thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:04:00 No.22020695 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020638
>implying any good trolls are left on /b/

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:05:00 No.22020722 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020689
Fuck, I already tried that and I still get only this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:05:00 No.22020723 Report

Quoted By: >>22020910

>>22020680

Would you like me to try again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:17:00 No.22020910 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020723
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacy_of_composition

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:20:00 No.22020954 Report

Quoted By:

>>22017821
>beatz by dr pepper
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:22:00 No.22020979 Report

Quoted By:

You are chatting with Garrett C, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Garrett C. Welcome to Apple!
You: Type your response here and press Return to send it...
You: Hello
You: I want to buy a apple
Garrett C: Hello there.
You: I want to make some beatz
You: what's da best mac for making beatz
You: like dr.dre on TV
Garrett C: Okay.
Garrett C: I would say a 15 inch MacBook Pro or higher, or an iMac would be great for that.
You: there wuz a good hp computer on TV
You: dr dre was making some killa beatz
You: can a mac do it better than the HP
Garrett C: A Mac is quite capable of making music.
You: wuts got the better sound tho
You: i want da best mac to pump out my fresh beatz
Garrett C: The iMac has the best sound in my opinion.
You: ya okay, wut version theres like 3
Garrett C: Any of them have pretty great sound. I think a 21.5 inch would be plenty powerful for what you're wanting to do.
You: is that big enough to see all that rainbow shit that goes on w/ the beatz in itunes
Garrett C: Yes.
You: This is going to be perfect for making beatz, thanks
Garrett C: You're welcome.
You: how do i close this ghing
Garrett C: I don't suppose you see an X?
You: ya but usually ur supposed to cancel or something, right?
You: otherwis tha download gets messed
Garrett C: You can just click the X.
You: okay
You: thanks dawg
You: happy new year
Garrett C: Happy new year to you too.
Garrett C: Thank you for visiting the Apple Store. We appreciate your business. If you would like more help, please chat with us again.
Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:24:00 No.22021015 Report

Quoted By: >>22021045 >>22021150 >>22022501

You are chatting with Janet M, an Apple Expert

Hi, my name is Janet M. Welcome to Apple!

Janet M: Hi welcome to the Apple Online Chat! How are you doing today?

You: Hello, my computer is slow and bloated, and I am looking for one that is fast and ill stay fast

Janet M: Sorry to hear about your computer!

Janet M: What do you plan on using your new Mac for?

You: I plan on using it for several things, games, internet, and pornography.

Janet M: Good to know! Will portability be important for you?

You: Yes, I masterbate in many places, so I would like a laptop. Also, it needs to be able to do stuff like watch highdef vids, play games, and internet all at once.

Janet M: I perfectly understand your concern!

Janet M: The MacBook Pro is going to offer more memory, as well as a much faster processor, than the MacBook Air. The MacBook Pro will be great for the usage you plan on doing.

Janet M: How does that sound?

You: Great! Will the MacBook Pro be able to do hd porn? My computer can't play it very well.

Janet M: Yes, the MacBook Pro will provide with the highest resolution to watch all of your videos.

You: Great, I checked the price and it seems within my budget. I think I will order one.

Janet M: Sounds like a great!

Janet M: How soon are you looking into ordering your MacBook Pro?

You: I would prefer to order it online myself. Thanks for the help, and I will make sure to think of you when using it!

Janet M: You're welcome!

Janet M: Was I able to answer all of your questions today?

You: Yup, Bye, and have a great day, Thanks for helping me masterbate!

You: I really can't wait to get this!

Janet M: I am sure you will love your new MacBook Pro! Thank you for chatting with us today, have a wonderful night!

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:26:00 No.22021045 Report

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>>22021015

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:27:00 No.22021058 Report

Quoted By:

>>22020023
FUCKING EULYN. I HAD HER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:36:00 No.22021150 Report

Quoted By:

>>22021015
>you need a pro to do all that basic shit that you can do on a laptop from the early 2000s!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 09:59:00 No.22021559 Report

Quoted By:

bumpin time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 10:09:00 No.22021743 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/
http://www.apple.com/r/store/livechat/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 10:18:00 No.22021904 Report

Quoted By:

Christ these are bad...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 11:00:00 No.22022501 Report

Quoted By:

>>22021015
Well, you gone and scared one apple employee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jan 2012 11:43:00 No.22023072 Report

Quoted By:

>>22018948
>Alienware
>the only flaw is being overpriced
lolnope

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