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Tech-illiteracy thread. Yesterdays was good, but it needed more cowbell. I'll start.
>Be a few years ago.
>Hanging with friend.
>Tell him I started to learn to program some weeks ago.
>"No way anon! Can you read The Matrix now!?"
>hellfuckingnoyouretard.png
>mfw he thought that the Matrix was giving out real code.