>Be an IT tech

Customer: yes, hello, my computer dosn't work

Me: Please explain, in what way dosn't it work?

Customer: i dunno, it just won't go

Me: won't go?

Customer: Yeah, when i press the button it starts, but from there it just won't go

Me: ah have you checked that there isn't a breach in the quantum-flux condensation chamber?

Customer: (confused) what?, u mean that glowy thing? no

Me: hold on, i'll materialize there in a sec

>mfw her heisenbug aligner wasn't slotted into the phase-drive compensator