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Anonymous !i1QQjqNDM. Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:13:00 No.24471295 View View Reply Original Report

WINDOWS- VIRUS EDITION CONTINUED

66,466 viruses
Several Anti Virus programs
Who will come out on top?

We've already seen an extremely embarrassing performance by Norton already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:15:00 No.24471308 Report

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I still think Kaspersky is the way to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:15:00 No.24471310 Report

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Dat sloppy paint.exe job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:15:00 No.24471311 Report

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HEAVEN OR HELL?

LETS ROCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:15:00 No.24471323 Report

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>>24471295
>Demotivational
Sure is 2007 in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.24471327 Report

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MSE SHALL WIN!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.24471328 Report

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Only around 60 thousand more files to go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.24471337 Report

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>>24471295
MSE MASTER RACE REPORTING IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.24471341 Report

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I sure do hope Malwarebytes does a satisfying performance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:16:00 No.24471346 Report

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>>24471328
Just stop the scan and do Avira.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:17:00 No.24471348 Report

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>>24471328
This is an overnight job

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:17:00 No.24471362 Report

Quoted By: >>24471369 >>24471372

And now for a preliminary test with MBAM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:18:00 No.24471367 Report

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>>24471328
at least MSE has detected something, which is better than Norton

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:18:00 No.24471369 Report

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>>24471362
MBAM i belive in you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:18:00 No.24471372 Report

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>>24471362
>PR0N

every time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:18:00 No.24471373 Report

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Oh dear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.24471385 Report

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>>24471373
hahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.24471388 Report

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>>24471373
World confirmed for fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.24471390 Report

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>>24471373
There verysmall files. They may just open other .exes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.24471398 Report

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>>24471373
where is your god now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.24471400 Report

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>>24471373
MBAM Fags status :

[ ] Untold
[X] TOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:19:00 No.24471401 Report

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>>24471373
oh no
the end is near !!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:20:00 No.24471406 Report

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>>24471390

>PR0N.exe
>not a virus

Its over, MBAM is finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:20:00 No.24471407 Report

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so is mbam useless then or wot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:20:00 No.24471409 Report

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>>24471373

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:20:00 No.24471417 Report

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>>24471373
Malware != virus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471423 Report

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>>24471373
MBAM

I trusted you...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471426 Report

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>>24471373

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471428 Report

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Anti-virus is just a band-aid anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471429 Report

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>>24471373
>objects scanned
>29
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471434 Report

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>>24471406
It could just open another .exe or add one to startup. With its size been kb's

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471437 Report

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>>24471417
LOOK
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT AND LAUGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:21:00 No.24471442 Report

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>>24471417
>>24471417

here comes mbam defense force

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:22:00 No.24471447 Report

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Surely this will yield positive results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:22:00 No.24471448 Report

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>MBAMfags in denial

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:22:00 No.24471454 Report

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Hey OP did you test Common Sense 20- oh wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:22:00 No.24471456 Report

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you have to update these AV programs first guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:22:00 No.24471459 Report

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>>24471417

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:23:00 No.24471467 Report

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>>24471456
No, not really. These viruses are all old as fuck ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:23:00 No.24471471 Report

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lol, Windowsfags and their viruses. OSX master race here. We have no viruses... except flashback, but we don't talk about that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:24:00 No.24471500 Report

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well then....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:24:00 No.24471502 Report

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>>24471471
There's much more than "Flashback".
Making an OS X virus is as easy as making a Windows virus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471514 Report

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>>24471500
>1

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471516 Report

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>>24471471
I'm not even going to grace your post with a serious reply.

Here's a reaction image instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471517 Report

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>>24471500
MBAM LESS THAN 50% DETECT RATE ON FUCKING BATS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471520 Report

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>>24471500
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471521 Report

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>>24471500
Oh fucking wow.
Link to the malware torrent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471522 Report

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>>24471500
It got...1 at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471525 Report

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>>24471500
Hey, at least it's better than norton!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:25:00 No.24471530 Report

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>>24471502
>Making an OS X virus is as easy as making a Windows virus.
Not really. We're talking about a mulit-user system vs. a single user system with some multi-user security shit tacked on. OSX is inherently more secure, because it's based on Unix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:26:00 No.24471532 Report

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>>24471471

10/10 would read again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:26:00 No.24471546 Report

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>>24471530
>it's more secure
>rm -rf *

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:26:00 No.24471548 Report

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>>24471456
>Viruses from 2006
>Need to update

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:27:00 No.24471551 Report

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>>24471521
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3806920/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:27:00 No.24471552 Report

Quoted By: >>24471595

>>24471373
>other 2 pics
>objects scanned: 780432
>MBAM
>objects scanned: 29
seems entirely legit. run MBAM on its own and select full scan
also
>who am I quoting?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:27:00 No.24471553 Report

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>>24471500
>1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:27:00 No.24471555 Report

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>>24471546
What are you talking about?

That's the command to make your Mac go faster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:27:00 No.24471556 Report

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>>24471500
Yeah, im sure mr virtualbox here is better at testing virus detection than the fucking companies and its employees who get PAID FOR THIS SHIT

check.em

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471569 Report

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>>24471500
>1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471571 Report

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>>24471546
That would just delete the user's home directory, it wouldn't break the entire system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471572 Report

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>>24471555
I thought that was what the LEDs where for...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471575 Report

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>>24471546
More like, gives you freedom and doesnt limit you to a cmd window that doesnt let you delete every folder you want

Plus, you have to sudo it, which literally means "super user do" so it follows the orders of their owners unlike windows pcs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471576 Report

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>>24471500
#1 MSE
..
..
..
#855 MBAM
#856 Norton

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471581 Report

Quoted By: >>24471634

Have you tested AVG yet? I know it will probably fail the test, but it's the one I have installed so I must know how open to threats I am.

Also ironically one of the best ways to detect viruses on your computer is through World of Warcraft. Everytime I have gotten a virus I knew about it thanks to WoW.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471588 Report

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BRB uninstalling MBAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471589 Report

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hows the MSE scan going?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:28:00 No.24471590 Report

Quoted By: >>24471659

Someone link this thread to tech sites - The Verge, Engadget, etc. and wait for the comments

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.24471591 Report

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>>24471556
Isn't the point of AV software to make the product usable for the end user?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.24471594 Report

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What about NOD32?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.24471595 Report

Quoted By: >>24471622 >>24471629

>>24471552

I directly scanned the viruses.

Its going slow as shit so I'm doing them one at a time, starting with MSE.

It'l probably take a day to get all of the results so I'll make another thread with links to logs and the final scores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.24471602 Report

Quoted By: >>24471617 >>24471641

>>24471571
>Implying that command is alway run from the home directory of the user

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.24471604 Report

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>>24471551
Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:29:00 No.24471606 Report

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>>24471530
>inherently more secure
No.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn2Own

See which OS always falls first?
OSX.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471617 Report

Quoted By: >>24471638

>>24471602
>cd /
rm -rf *

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471618 Report

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I'd hate to say this but use a trip for ease?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471622 Report

Quoted By: >>24471655 >>24471663

>>24471595
>I directly scanned the viruses.
apart from you didn't, you missed out program files, windows folder etc, do as I suggested and we'll just see who's who

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471626 Report

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>>24471606
Yes, it is inherently more secure, by design. That doesn't mean the applications are more secure or well written, but the design of the system is such that attacks are harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471629 Report

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>>24471595
Do AVG next please. I want to know how insecure I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471633 Report

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Ok niggers start giving me suggestions for anti-virus to test.

So far I have

>MSE
>MBAM
>Norton
>Avira
>Avast
>AVG
>Kaspersky

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:30:00 No.24471634 Report

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>>24471581
I had a keylogger once and I noticed because it duplicated dead keys on my US-int keyboard layout. So instead of ' I would get '' without pressing the space bar. Silly keylogger writer. Can't even localize his malware properly. I wish he had a email address where I can complain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471638 Report

Quoted By: >>24471670 >>24471692

>>24471617
>permission denied

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471639 Report

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>>24471633
AVG

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471641 Report

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>>24471602
any non-home folder is blocked by a higher level of security, it cant be deleted remotely, so fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471643 Report

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>>24471633
NOD32

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471648 Report

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>>24471633
MSE and MBAM, that's what I use

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471651 Report

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>>24471551
>**********DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS************
>my AV detected a virus in this! infected torrent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471654 Report

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>>24471633
AVG

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471655 Report

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>>24471622
He highlighted twenty viruses and only one was actually recognized as a virus.

And it says it scanned all 20 files before you cry about something like that too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471656 Report

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>>24471633
Nod32
ClamAV

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:31:00 No.24471659 Report

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>>24471590
>implying any reputable site would link to 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:32:00 No.24471661 Report

Quoted By: >>24471679

>>24471633
Do a PC performance test or some shit like heaven benchmark

Only if you have a decent PC though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:32:00 No.24471663 Report

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>>24471622

I will get around to that, but I actually scanned literally the .bat files which the viruses start as. So its pretty much implying it can only detect shit AFTER its actually executed and infected your system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:32:00 No.24471670 Report

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>>24471638
The same in Windows, whats your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:32:00 No.24471672 Report

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>>24471651
Confirmed MBAM user

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:32:00 No.24471679 Report

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>>24471661

>heaven bench in a virtual machine

Its been done but its not easy, and no this computer wouldn't handle it very well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:33:00 No.24471681 Report

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>>24471655
>viruses
>command line batch files

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:33:00 No.24471688 Report

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>>24471633
DR. Web

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:33:00 No.24471690 Report

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>>24471655
no, but if he performed a full scan from the program (as it should be run) then he may get different results

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:33:00 No.24471692 Report

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>>24471638
What are you? Just a User and not the SUPER User?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:33:00 No.24471695 Report

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>>24471373

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:34:00 No.24471699 Report

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>>24471633
Avast

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:34:00 No.24471702 Report

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>>24471633
Does WSE use the Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool? If not test that. I always like running that on my system every few months or so on top of the usual bi-weekly AVG scan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:35:00 No.24471719 Report

Quoted By: >>24471743

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:35:00 No.24471720 Report

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>>24471633
>>24471633
>>24471633
>>24471633

OP do try ESET please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:36:00 No.24471727 Report

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>>24471702
You're not polishing and cleaning a gun, man. you don't need to be so paranoid... unless...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:36:00 No.24471733 Report

Quoted By: >>24471777

>>24471702
>bi-weekly virus scan

Jesus... and they say that linux users waste all their time playing with their OS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:36:00 No.24471743 Report

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>>24471719
>>>/soc/

Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:37:00 No.24471753 Report

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>>24471633
Panda Antivirus Pro.
Pandas are so kawaii, uguuu~

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:38:00 No.24471777 Report

Quoted By: >>24471790 >>24471797 >>24471820

>>24471733
Really, that's a crazy thing? I mean it takes AVG maybe 5 minutes to scan my computer, especially since my OS is on an SSD. Or are you being sarcastic? Because part of my thinks I should run a complete scan maybe even a little more frequent than bi-weekly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:39:00 No.24471790 Report

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>>24471777
I run mine everyday, not really a big deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:39:00 No.24471792 Report

Quoted By: >>24472100

>>24471633
Webroot
http://www.webroot.com/En_US/index.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:39:00 No.24471797 Report

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>>24471777
It takes 5 mins to do a complete/deep scan of your computer? That's pretty impressive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.24471814 Report

Quoted By: >>24471883

how much longer until the MSE results?

>tfw MSE will own all

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.24471816 Report

Quoted By: >>24471851

>>24471727
Unless what?

I've just had some nasty viruses before. Very nasty. I'd like to avoid getting anymore. Hell, once Steam gets a native Linux Client, I'll switch away from Windows for good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:40:00 No.24471820 Report

Quoted By: >>24471840

>>24471777
Mine takes only 2 minutes 17 seconds, I got overclocked HDD.

Step up nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.24471831 Report

Quoted By: >>24471845

>Using MBAM to scan 29 objects..
>Not using any anti-virus to scan entire computer.

>Not realizing viruses attack registry and system files...

Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:41:00 No.24471840 Report

Quoted By: >>24471859

>>24471820
I also have this mangles mess of a downloads folder that AVG gets stuck on.

I really need to sort my files.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.24471845 Report

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>>24471831
They also search for the installer you fuckwit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.24471851 Report

Quoted By: >>24471870 >>24471909

>>24471816
>once Steam gets a native Linux Client, I'll switch away from Windows for good.
Just because the client is there doesn't means the games are there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:42:00 No.24471859 Report

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>>24471840
>Why can't I hold all these torrents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:43:00 No.24471864 Report

Quoted By: >>24471874 >>24471906 >>24472167

I have to remove viruses without the use of programs to pass a final for a course I'm taking right now. Any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:43:00 No.24471867 Report

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>>24471633
Comodo please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:43:00 No.24471870 Report

Quoted By: >>24471892

>>24471851
I think the OSX compatible games would be quite easy to port.

Also, more Linux developers would be able to come into the market, since they could market their games much more easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.24471874 Report

Quoted By: >>24471949

>>24471864
Bring an installation disk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.24471883 Report

Quoted By: >>24471905 >>24471910 >>24472024 >>24472173

>>24471814

Hours, I'm about to head off to bed (fucking late here now) I'll make a new thread when I get up, hopefully will have results. I'll then also be running all of the other anti-virus software and we'll see who comes out on top.

I'll make sure all the logs and screenshots are kept somewhere and made available for all, and I might distribute an image for VMs pre-infected with all this shit (I think its not illegal if I specify that there are viruses and its for testing purposes.)

Anyway I've just kicked off full scans with MBAM and MSE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:44:00 No.24471892 Report

Quoted By: >>24472022

>>24471870
Sure. I personally would wait at least a year, then check steam-on-linux' status before jumping off the windows train. Not touching 8, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.24471895 Report

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Linux master race reporting in, no problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.24471899 Report

Quoted By: >>24471921

>>24471328
You feel comfortable running that on your own network? I'm not even talking about vulnerabilities directly on your linux machines. I'm saying those are probably all sniffing the fuck out of your network traffic and probably fucking with all kinds of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.24471905 Report

Quoted By: >>24472457

>>24471883
Won't they interfere with each other?

FührerJohn !i1QQjqNDM.

FührerJohn !i1QQjqNDM. Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.24471906 Report

Quoted By: >>24471949

>>24471864
safe mode
msconfig, look at whats going on in startup
remove offending files, look for traces in reg

thats about it i think

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.24471909 Report

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>>24471851
Well lots of my games in my Steam library do have Linux support (lots of my id games), and I doubt Valve would put Steam on Linux without porting over their own games. After that the rest of my library would port over, just like lots of games were ported to OSX after they made the OSX Steam client.

And any games that aren't ported over I can play on WINE. Won't be the preferable solution but it should work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:45:00 No.24471910 Report

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>>24471883
ah well
I'll check back then
good night

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.24471912 Report

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And people still use windows

HAHAHAHAHAHaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:46:00 No.24471921 Report

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>>24471899

Its on a VM and the NAT is disabled, shit is completely closed off.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.24471932 Report

Quoted By: >>24471942 >>24471944 >>24471950 >>24471955

>mfw running a full scan of all 3 of my drives takes 15 minutes with MSE
>mfw OP has a shit tier PC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.24471942 Report

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>>24471932

>mfw its running on a VM

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:47:00 No.24471944 Report

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>>24471932
he runs windows in a VM dumb fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.24471949 Report

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>>24471874
Unfortunately that isn't an option.

>>24471906
Thank you, sir. We haven't really covered virus removal with the exception of using programs. We have covered how to edit the registry, but that's about it.

I'm going for Babby's first cert after this course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.24471950 Report

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>>24471932
It's a virtual machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.24471955 Report

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>>24471932
You obviously don't know how VMware works, you can have dual xeons and it won't make a difference to it (assuming they both have the same number of cores assigned)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.24471958 Report

Quoted By: >>24471976

>make one of the most trafficed threads on /g/
>go to bed halfway through

Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:48:00 No.24471959 Report

Quoted By: >>24472158

Uhh... bat files don't carry infections. They just launch more shit.

You're a retard if you scan bat files anyway instead of just looking at them.

What SHOULD be scanned is what they're referencing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.24471971 Report

Quoted By: >>24471992

This entire thread can be summed up here:
http://www.av-comparatives.org/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:49:00 No.24471976 Report

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>>24471958

This is my second thread nigger, and its 3am here.

I promise I'll be back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:50:00 No.24471992 Report

Quoted By: >>24472015

>>24471971

>trusting a company over a fellow /g/entooman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:51:00 No.24472006 Report

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Link to first thread, and the hilarious preliminary results by Norton.

>>24468958

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.24472015 Report

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>>24471992
Yes, a company specializing in testing software is much more reliable than some anon running tests without keeping everything exactly constant.
"On this site you will find *independent* comparatives of Anti-Virus software."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.24472022 Report

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>>24471892
Windows 8 is one of the reasons I want to switch to Linux, along with my virus fears. I mean didn't Gabe Newell say that Windows 8 is one of the reasons he's personally working on Steam for Linux?

God Windows 8 is shitty. I never want to touch it again after my first experience. I like the lock screen and a couple other features, but the Metro UI is just like one massive dump taken on a couple really good improvements.

Also my AVG scan just finished. I guess I was off with my 5 minute estimate. Took 9 minutes and 28 seconds to scan 1.4 million objects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:52:00 No.24472024 Report

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>>24471883
>MBAM
>objects scanned
>28k
>objects detected
>8

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.24472033 Report

Quoted By: >>24472048

Hold the phone...is MSE actually legitimate at stopping viruses?

When the fuck did this happen!?!?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.24472039 Report

Quoted By: >>24472461

>>mfw OP is God-tier troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.24472043 Report

Quoted By:

>Several Anti Virus programs
>Who will come out on top?
The one who makes the most money, I'd guess that its Norton

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:53:00 No.24472048 Report

Quoted By:

>>24472033
...2009?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.24472069 Report

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my moneys on a Win 7 DVD/USB

that shit will fix anything

>reinstall

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.24472070 Report

Quoted By: >>24472113 >>24472123

where can i download these viruses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:55:00 No.24472084 Report

Quoted By:

>>24471641
Who? Steve Jobs?
Srsly lrn2Unix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:56:00 No.24472100 Report

Quoted By:

>>24471792
I second this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:57:00 No.24472113 Report

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>>24472070
ctr+f "piratebay" and you'll see the torrent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:58:00 No.24472123 Report

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>>24472070
Here: >>24471551

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 20:59:00 No.24472131 Report

Quoted By: >>24472185 >>24472221

When I was a kid I used to collect viruses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:01:00 No.24472158 Report

Quoted By:

>>24471959
NIGGER
Bat files can be made file infectors, they can infect all HLL files and COM, PE files with a little help of DEBUG.EXE.
BAT files can be scripted to do pretty much anything, however, in a slow and clunky fashion. l2code

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.24472167 Report

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>>24471864
>I have to remove viruses without the use of programs to pass a final for a course I'm taking right now. Any tips?
Either the person teaching the course is a moron, or your only option is a hex editor, and removing one manually is virtually impossible.
Moron, because if they're teaching a course they shouldn't be calling every piece of malware a virus.
A virus will not add/create any new files. A virus will attach its code to an existing file.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.24472171 Report

Quoted By:

>>24471556
>this fucking fallcy

the next time i see this idiocy i will have a intracranial hemorrhage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:02:00 No.24472173 Report

Quoted By:

>>24471883
>distributing windows 7
>legal

i don't think that's how it works son

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:03:00 No.24472185 Report

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>>24472131
I had an infected DOS boot floppy that I'd lend out to people that didn't bring their own during class.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.24472221 Report

Quoted By: >>24472228 >>24472293

>>24472131
When I was a kid I used to code viruses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:06:00 No.24472228 Report

Quoted By: >>24472360

>>24472221
>shortcut to shutdown.exe
>viruses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:07:00 No.24472235 Report

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This is a poorly disguised Linux client for Steam thread. Stop talking about AVs and get to the root of the problem. We need more focus on Linux, god dammit. We need to escape the old OS masters and learn to free ourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:10:00 No.24472293 Report

Quoted By: >>24472328 >>24472347

>>24472221
Well I made a backdoor trojan if that counts...

In visual basic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:11:00 No.24472302 Report

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cant wait for MSE to finish, hot damn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:12:00 No.24472328 Report

Quoted By: >>24472491

>>24472293

>in visual basic

out the door.

C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g

C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.24472347 Report

Quoted By: >>24472379

>>24472293

I actually wrote a simple rootkit in VB6 when I was 14. I used it to uninstall or turn off their existing antivirus so I could move PoisonIvy onto their system for actual work.

Hey, it did the job. It connected to a IRCd I had set up for it specifically as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:14:00 No.24472360 Report

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>>24472228
>ASM PE file infectors that played music
Yeah, viruses. You never made them? What are you, 12? pfffft hahah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:15:00 No.24472379 Report

Quoted By: >>24472419 >>24472440

>>24472347
>14yo
>poisonivy
underageb&

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:16:00 No.24472385 Report

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trojans are obviously not in bat files, why do you scan them? Scan the folder where the actual trojan programs reside

C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g

C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:17:00 No.24472419 Report

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>>24472379

Released in 2005 bro

I'm 20

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:19:00 No.24472440 Report

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>>24472379
Learn to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.24472457 Report

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>>24471905
Thats the joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:20:00 No.24472461 Report

Quoted By: >>24472501

>>24472039
>Chrysalis

I wish you were real, maybe then I wouldn't be so lonely.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:22:00 No.24472491 Report

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>>24472328
I really hope that was a pun.

Because if it was it was a good pun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.24472501 Report

Quoted By: >>24472546

>>24472461
What if I were to tell you that Chrysalis were real?

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:23:00 No.24472506 Report

Quoted By: >>24472575 >>24472646 >>24472750

/thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:25:00 No.24472546 Report

Quoted By: >>24473016

>>24472501
>implying she is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:27:00 No.24472575 Report

Quoted By: >>24472613

>>24472506
MSE not even on the graph. Can't be worse than McAfee...can it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.24472613 Report

Quoted By: >>24472646 >>24472750

>>24472575

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:30:00 No.24472626 Report

Quoted By: >>24472646 >>24472750

Continuing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.24472646 Report

Quoted By: >>24472667

>>24472613
>>24472626
>>24472506
Source?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:32:00 No.24472651 Report

Quoted By: >>24472750

Another:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:33:00 No.24472667 Report

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>>24472646
My source is the website I posted earlier.
http://www.av-comparatives.org/en/comparativesreviews

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:38:00 No.24472736 Report

Quoted By: >>24472759

>>24471373

One of the infections disabled it's ability to detect shit entirely.

This is only one reason that this test is pretty stupid.

That said I'm not standing up for malwarebytes.

I don't use any virus scanner. I'm hardcore.

Only non-experts get viruses.

Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:39:00 No.24472750 Report

Quoted By: >>24472768 >>24472770 >>24472796

>>24472506
>>24472613
>>24472626
>>24472651
G DATA has really good results.
Why is no one - except me - using it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:40:00 No.24472759 Report

Quoted By: >>24472797

>>24472736
Common sense 2012 best antivirus ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:40:00 No.24472768 Report

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>>24472750
That's a good question. IDK if I'd use it simply because it's not a very well known company.
I don't use any A/V. I just run MBAM every once and a while and monitor my shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:41:00 No.24472770 Report

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>>24472750
Is it free?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:41:00 No.24472776 Report

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But /g/ told me MSE was the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:42:00 No.24472794 Report

Quoted By: >>24472969

The true winner? Common Sense 2012. Year after year and not a single virus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:42:00 No.24472796 Report

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>>24472750

I haven't gotten a virus since 2004, i'm not paying £40 a year for that.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:42:00 No.24472797 Report

Quoted By: >>24472822 >>24472890

>>24472759

Seriously.

And we get to keep all of our processor time, disk time, and memory for the shit we actually want to run.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:43:00 No.24472822 Report

Quoted By: >>24472883

>>24472797
Implying that you can't give up less than 50mb of ram.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:46:00 No.24472883 Report

Quoted By: >>24472913 >>24472923

>>24472822

>implying that almost everything doesn't run faster with no virus scanner running real-time protection

try it sometime kid

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:47:00 No.24472890 Report

Quoted By: >>24472913

>>24472797
Keep in mind that this is with the paid version with all of the shields/firewall enabled.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.24472913 Report

Quoted By: >>24472956

>>24472890

see

>>24472883

I don't run any virus scanner. I also don't do retarded shit on the innertubes. It's too bad you have to worry about this at all, but baby's first laptop probably does need AVG.

One day you will be as awesome as me, but not yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.24472921 Report

Quoted By:

Look what I got today!

In reality:
Common Sense 2013 Elite Edition Extended
MSE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:49:00 No.24472923 Report

Quoted By: >>24473001

>>24472883
I'm trying it right now, considering I don't even use an anti-virus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:51:00 No.24472956 Report

Quoted By:

>>24472913
Paranoia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:52:00 No.24472969 Report

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>>24472794
But you have plenty of trojans and backdoors.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:53:00 No.24473001 Report

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>>24472923

Here's my process list, son.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:54:00 No.24473016 Report

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>>24472546
>Implying she isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:57:00 No.24473092 Report

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>>24471633

Does Spybot: Search and Destroy count? If so, scan that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Apr 2012 21:59:00 No.24473115 Report

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OP please try ESET Nod32 5. I swear by it. It even blocks the virus-infected google image-search results. Haven't used any other av-programs other than common sense and eset

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