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RMS gets his laptop stolen in the middle of a conference in Argentina

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https://www.facebook com/ilmoncholucas/posts/4161512995151

Translation:

Breaking news! Richard Stallman was robbed and no one noticed! Yesterday I found out from Marco Antonio de Hoyos that Richard Stallman was going to give a conference in the Faculty of Economics, and it would be his last conference in Argentina, at least until Argentina agreed to abandon its biometric identification scheme that it's using in many places. The talk consisted of what RMS's conferences are always about, which we already know. The big surprise occurred at the end of the conference, when "someone" stole Richard's bag and a cameraman's camera. Stallman had everything in his bag! He had his medicine, much of which he does not know the names of, his laptop with all his work on it, he lost an entire week's worth of work, he lost 1000 of his own dollars and even more money for the FSF, and he lost his passport!

Continued, check out #robaronstallman on Twitter for more, I'll keep doing translations.